Family Friendly Rap God Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Winner winner, chicken dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I hope you made sure she was telling the truth! we'll find out wednesday maybe possibly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 we'll find out wednesday maybe possibly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out Of Time Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 The only thing that this thread is missing is the great Zay Zay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 The only thing that this thread is missing is the great Zay Zay. We've made it 37 pages without him and will continue to 100+ pages without him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I have plans with a diff girl tonight and a third girl on thursday if all 3 nights are successful i will feel like a champ and also horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I have plans with a diff girl tonight and a third girl on thursday if all 3 nights are successful i will feel like a champ and also horrible As long as it's not in the same night, I think you're ok! I had a couple girls who would essentially alternate nights and sometimes there would be a third one in the mix. I never felt guilty about it. I was safe and being exclusive was never discussed. My roommates knew who stayed over based on which car was out front, they found it funny. Short story. Was eating some pizza with a girl and I covered it in hot sauce. About 20-30 minutes later we move to the bed and I start to go down on her. Turns out there was still some hot sauce residue on my tongue still because apparently she started to feel some burning down there. Had to stop that and just have sex with her, so it didn't ruin anything. Lesson learned though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Short story. Was eating some pizza with a girl and I covered it in hot sauce. About 20-30 minutes later we move to the bed and I start to go down on her. Turns out there was still some hot sauce residue on my tongue still because apparently she started to feel some burning down there. Had to stop that and just have sex with her, so it didn't ruin anything. Lesson learned though. Fire crotch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 thats awesome! i hope it was the slap ya mama hot sauce. and last night didn't surmount to anything but i did win 45 bucks on a scratch off on the way home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Am I the only one here who doesn't expect/want any sexual contact to arise on first/early dates? It seems like a lot of you guys just go for it, but honestly, if I go on a date with a girl and she's throwing herself all over me, it's a huge turn off. I have a "date" type thing tomorrow, and I'll probably give her a hug when I drop her off at home after. That's it. I mean, I've also never had a one night stand, or hooked up with a random girl at a party/bar, so I guess that kind of sums me up. trevorxramage, Out Of Time, ̮ ɤ ̮ and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daegor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Am I the only one here who doesn't expect/want any sexual contact to arise on first/early dates? It seems like a lot of you guys just go for it, but honestly, if I go on a date with a girl and she's throwing herself all over me, it's a huge turn off. I have a "date" type thing tomorrow, and I'll probably give her a hug when I drop her off at home after. That's it. I mean, I've also never had a one night stand, or hooked up with a random girl at a party/bar, so I guess that kind of sums me up. Tinder is not built for dating, it's built for hook ups. That said, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Texts from an old friend : Her : come visit me. Her : I want to sex you. Me : Are you drunk? Her : Nope, but I've been horny all week and want to fuck you this weekend. Me : Pft, you don't have to tell me twice! So, I bought an $11 round trip greyhound ticket. If I can bus it for less than driving would cost me you best believe I'll do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Am I the only one here who doesn't expect/want any sexual contact to arise on first/early dates? It seems like a lot of you guys just go for it, but honestly, if I go on a date with a girl and she's throwing herself all over me, it's a huge turn off. I have a "date" type thing tomorrow, and I'll probably give her a hug when I drop her off at home after. That's it. I mean, I've also never had a one night stand, or hooked up with a random girl at a party/bar, so I guess that kind of sums me up. Every first date I've been on, the dude always went for the kiss. Granted I've not gone on a ton of first dates. So I'm not sure if that puts you in the minority, or makes me feel like I'm the type of girl guys feel okay making a move on right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I once went for the kiss on the first date after like dropping her off and she never talked to me again. I also don't think I've actually crushed on a girl and gone on a date with her in a very long time. All of the girls I've matched from Tinder that I've been attracted to to the point that I reallllly want to get to know them, I ruin with over affection and being annoying as fuck. I don't know how to help it but I witness myself doing it. For most of the things I do now it's just a random tinder girl and usually we talk about how we wanna hook up prior to hanging. Usually.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 i don't remember the last time i kissed a girl who i didn't eventually sleep with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Am I the only one here who doesn't expect/want any sexual contact to arise on first/early dates? It seems like a lot of you guys just go for it, but honestly, if I go on a date with a girl and she's throwing herself all over me, it's a huge turn off. I have a "date" type thing tomorrow, and I'll probably give her a hug when I drop her off at home after. That's it. I mean, I've also never had a one night stand, or hooked up with a random girl at a party/bar, so I guess that kind of sums me up. Reminds of the time my ex-girlfriend broke up 7 years ago...I normally have the same moral attitude...but the first 6 months after she broke up, I was hooking up random girls so badly (like 5 times a week) that reflecting the time right now makes me sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 This, again, reminds me of one really strange stranger-quickie! There was a party from one of my fellow students from college. She invited to her house where she lived with 6 other students...well, great party, drinks were flowing, around 80 people, some real nice chicks! They had like two bathrooms, but only the one on the first floor was available for party guest...so, needless to say, there was a huge queue in front of the bathroom; I was almost bursting...one of my friend's housemates (still don't know her name) was talking to another girl right beside the bathroom door, looked at me and started laughing because you could see I'm about to burst! Next thing she said was "Should I help hold him?"...confused and drunk as I was, my first reaction was :blink: ...tried to be cool and said "Not sure if you can handle him"...next thing I know is she closes the door from the inside, pulls him out of my pants and says "go on".... :blink: WHAT THE FUCK??? Not in a million years would I have thought that I'd be able to pee while my dick is being held by anyone than myself! But it worked...somewhat disgustingly strange, but I was relieved! I thanked her for "giving me a helping hand" and while I was starting to put the cock back in the pants she went down to her knees...we were having fun for like 20 minutes and the queue has never been longer in front of their bathroom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 woahhhhhh holy shit dude thats incredible this is now my life goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 as for last night, the girl who said told me she gave good head was not a liar. she was actually so much fucking cooler and prettier in real life than from her pics and she has a sweet music taste. I asked her if she collected vinyl though and the next thing I know she is opening up her heart about her fucked up dad which was kinda sad and awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Your life goal is to get your dick held by a girl while you pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Your life goal is to get your dick held by a girl while you pee? hell yes it is! by a stranger tho, not like a girlfriend DakotyTSI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 hell yes it is! by a stranger tho, not like a girlfriend Weird in the beginning, gooooood in retrospective... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I’ve been visiting proper brothels since 2007 and giving the nature of the surroundings there’s always something unusual, weird, funny or disgusting that will catch you eye. The one I referenced above regarding the grandpa getting the deepest blow job I've ever seen with my own eyes is true. These fkk brothels I go to sometimes hold parties (summer party, x-mas party, helloween party and so on) which means that besides the usual promiscuity and full nudity there will be more shenanigans going on: gang bangs, guest star apparences from porn stars, raffles and so on. The place is super crowded with mongers and girls that usually work at other clubs meaning sometimes it would be kinda hard to get a decent spot to roll in ze hay but obvioulsy nobody seems to care. This one time I was attending an Helloween party and already had 2 or 3 sessions under my belt (pardon the pun) before the wee hours and was trying to find a quiet place to catch some sleep (not sure, but I think I was meant to drive to the airport straight from the club) and recharge my man batteries for one last shot. I crash on this couch and pass out. After I don’t know how long I get awakened from my slumber from what sounds like some obscene murmuring in german and gurgling sounds. Maybe a full 30 seconds pass while I’m still trying to understand if this is real life or a dream before I realize that this romanian cutie with a huge round ass I was eyeing all night is on her knees sweating, huffing and puffing, ‘deep throating’ this rotund elder man cock who’s sitting a few inches away from me. His flaccid deerskin does not seem erect but a couple of minutes go by before he vocally proceeds to let the whole room know he’s about to make it. ‘Gut, gut, guuuut, gut meine kleine schatz, GUUUUT!’. Transylvanian girl gets up with a mouth full, crowd is applauding and cheering. Grandpa Karl Heinz gives everyone thumbs up ‘Ja, ja! Dankeschon!’. I had to re-read this...because I remembered that this was one of the best things I've ever read! My memory hasn't disappoint me! PURE GOLD! DakotyTSI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Thanks for the appreciation, Sasan. Hopefully august will bring some more horny awkwardness. I have a couple of fkk clubs lined up and maybe a visit to a soapland while I'm in Japan. Definitely gonna do a pinsaro again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Thanks for the appreciation, Sasan. Hopefully august will bring some more horny awkwardness. I have a couple of fkk clubs lined up and maybe a visit to a soapland while I'm in Japan. Definitely gonna do a pinsaro again Totally not into Asian girls...but keep us updated anyways, looking forward to more crazy stories written by your poetic feather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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