Bladewillisisdead Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 One time a girl wanted to do it and I said "nah." That was my only anal opportunity. Really not sure if I should be regretting my response or not. Nah, you're good. Live your life. No use sticking your dick places you aren't immediately enthused about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Thank you, Bruce. Perhaps later in life I will be more enthused... perhaps. Also, I'd like to give props to whomever said "Desensitizer and a condom? Are you even using your own dick?" way earlier in this thread. Shit was fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Thank you, Bruce. Perhaps later in life I will be more enthused... perhaps. Also, I'd like to give props to whomever said "Desensitizer and a condom? Are you even using your own dick?" way earlier in this thread. Shit was fucking funny. have you read the whole thread? pure internet gold right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 have you read the whole thread? pure internet gold right here. Yeah, but I read it back in like February or early March when I was still super new around here. I'll have to go through again now that I'm more familiar with members and in-jokes here. I'm sure it will be even funnier the second time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 just to get this thread back on track... anyone ever fuck a girl from behind... and notice she's got a little poopy still hangin out in her b-hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 If nothing else, that man has a way with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Butt plug, my friend. They have ones that glow in the dark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 in porn when girls give head after anal, I just don't get it. How do they get their rectum clean enough to do that........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Enemas and bleaching, brother. Related, how about that scene about ass-to-mouth from Clerks 2? That shit (no pun intended) was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 in porn when girls give head after anal, I just don't get it. How do they get their rectum clean enough to do that........ It's pretty much their job to keep that shit clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Enemas and bleaching, brother. Related, how about that scene about ass-to-mouth from Clerks 2? That shit (no pun intended) was funny. haha. That's what I immediately thought of. You never go ass to mouth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 words to live by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Sometimes, in the heat of the moment... I actually watched, and I have no idea why, a video of a porn star getting bleached recently. It was a rather odd viewing experience. And for the record, I'm really not all that into butt stuff. I've had minimal experience with anal, and generally steer away from it when I watch porn. Maybe it's because I know how foul my own Ass is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamalatapes Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 in porn when girls give head after anal, I just don't get it. How do they get their rectum clean enough to do that........ I think before a shoot they don't eat the day before, and they hella douche it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 in porn when girls give head after anal, I just don't get it. How do they get their rectum clean enough to do that........ 2 words: Soup Diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 My chick is a squirter... it's definitely awesome. I mean... there's no faking that and it feels hella good running down your nuts and into your buttcrack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 should have been asleep an hour ago, but i started reading through the early pages of this thread. i'm crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 should have been asleep an hour ago, but i started reading through the early pages of this thread. i'm crying.You're still winning the thread with the "hanging poopie" comment. turbobrando 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I try to blow my wad as quick as I can. But.... I keep on fucking. It always takes me at least an hour to shoot a second load, and sometimes it tickles a little too much so I end up pissing in the bitch, but that usually just turns them on even more. Memory lane. This one had me rolling.Fucking gem was on page two. Dude owns page two parkinglot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I read through again. I cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Memory lane. This one had me rolling. Fucking gem was on page two. Dude owns page two At your service. I'll be back for chapter 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Off to get serviced. I'll be back for chapter 2. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I just read this entire thread. Everyone gets gold stars holy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I just read this entire thread. Everyone gets boners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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