BuzzersonKillwell Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Relax mom, it's just a little erotic fiction. Team Avatar and Derek™ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Relax mom, it's just a little erotic fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 just kidding no story typical bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Maybe unrelated to the superb stories here, but I haven't had sex for three days now...the strange thing is that it doesn't really bother me at the moment! I'm just so freaking tired since I'm dealing with a cold...which rather annoys me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 in before "I haven't had sex in four years" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Maybe unrelated to the superb stories here, but I haven't had sex for three days now...the strange thing is that it doesn't really bother me at the moment! I'm just so freaking tired since I'm dealing with a cold...which rather annoys me! three days, thats its? oh wait..youre European. HORNY AS FUCK over there. sex clubs are like Targets Fairmount 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Oh no, 3 days. So long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairmount Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 sex clubs are like Targets That really made me laugh. I love analogies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 That really made me laugh. I love analogies. I believe you meant to say "I love anal orgies" if you're posting in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 had sex for the first time on a campout the other weekend.. God damn that was fun. That to keep quiet because we had a group of people with us. Didn't realize that having that threat would cause me to just fuck my girl for like an hour before cumming.. she came like 5 times.. It was a glorious night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 in before "I haven't had sex in four years" I haven't had sex for 15 years, then I turned 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 i love when this thread resurfaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 it would be really great if i could conjure up some contributions in the next couple days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 It would be really great if I could contribute more to this thread soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 HORNY AS FUCK over there. sex clubs are like Targets You have no idea. I have seen things you 'mericans wouldn't believe. Sleazy greek milfs on fire off the shoulder of Duisburg. I watched a 75 years old grandpa getting his cock devoured in the dark near the Branderbuger Tor. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain. Time to fap. abovetheearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 You have no idea. I have seen things you 'mericans wouldn't believe. Sleazy greek milfs on fire off the shoulder of Duisburg. I watched a 75 years old grandpa getting his cock devoured in the dark near the Branderbuger Tor. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain. Time to fap. We must know more! Details, son. Details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 We must know more! Details, son. Details. Let's just say that I had my fair share of experience in the prostituion / sex clubs aka fkk brothels fields since the late '90s. Just shoot your questions if you want to know more about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monklover Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Let's just say that I had my fair share of experience in the prostitution / sex clubs aka fkk brothels fields since the late '90s. Just shoot your questions if you want to know more about it so, like, Vaginas.... what are they like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 so, like, Vaginas.... what are they like? The demos were better. xadamhudsonx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 whats the most awkward experience you've had at a brothel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korgull Of Morgoth Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 whats the most awkward experience you've had at a brothel I’ve been visiting proper brothels since 2007 and giving the nature of the surroundings there’s always something unusual, weird, funny or disgusting that will catch you eye. The one I referenced above regarding the grandpa getting the deepest blow job I've ever seen with my own eyes is true. These fkk brothels I go to sometimes hold parties (summer party, x-mas party, helloween party and so on) which means that besides the usual promiscuity and full nudity there will be more shenanigans going on: gang bangs, guest star apparences from porn stars, raffles and so on. The place is super crowded with mongers and girls that usually work at other clubs meaning sometimes it would be kinda hard to get a decent spot to roll in ze hay but obvioulsy nobody seems to care. This one time I was attending an Helloween party and already had 2 or 3 sessions under my belt (pardon the pun) before the wee hours and was trying to find a quiet place to catch some sleep (not sure, but I think I was meant to drive to the airport straight from the club) and recharge my man batteries for one last shot. I crash on this couch and pass out. After I don’t know how long I get awakened from my slumber from what sounds like some obscene murmuring in german and gurgling sounds. Maybe a full 30 seconds pass while I’m still trying to understand if this is real life or a dream before I realize that this romanian cutie with a huge round ass I was eyeing all night is on her knees sweating, huffing and puffing, ‘deep throating’ this rotund elder man cock who’s sitting a few inches away from me. His flaccid deerskin does not seem erect but a couple of minutes go by before he vocally proceeds to let the whole room know he’s about to make it. ‘Gut, gut, guuuut, gut meine kleine schatz, GUUUUT!’. Transylvanian girl gets up with a mouth full, crowd is applauding and cheering. Grandpa Karl Heinz gives everyone thumbs up ‘Ja, ja! Dankeschon!’. GradedOnACurve, aflycon, TheMoosen and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I’ve been visiting proper brothels since 2007 and giving the nature of the surroundings there’s always something unusual, weird, funny or disgusting that will catch you eye. The one I referenced above regarding the grandpa getting the deepest blow job I've ever seen with my own eyes is true. These fkk brothels I go to sometimes hold parties (summer party, x-mas party, helloween party and so on) which means that besides the usual promiscuity and full nudity there will be more shenanigans going on: gang bangs, guest star apparences from porn stars, raffles and so on. The place is super crowded with mongers and girls that usually work at other clubs meaning sometimes it would be kinda hard to get a decent spot to roll in ze hay but obvioulsy nobody seems to care. This one time I was attending an Helloween party and already had 2 or 3 sessions under my belt (pardon the pun) before the wee hours and was trying to find a quiet place to catch some sleep (not sure, but I think I was meant to drive to the airport straight from the club) and recharge my man batteries for one last shot. I crash on this couch and pass out. After I don’t know how long I get awakened from my slumber from what sounds like some obscene murmuring in german and gurgling sounds. Maybe a full 30 seconds pass while I’m still trying to understand if this is real life or a dream before I realize that this romanian cutie with a huge round ass I was eyeing all night is on her knees sweating, huffing and puffing, ‘deep throating’ this rotund elder man cock who’s sitting a few inches away from me. His flaccid deerskin does not seem erect but a couple of minutes go by before he vocally proceeds to let the whole room know he’s about to make it. ‘Gut, gut, guuuut, gut meine kleine schatz, GUUUUT!’. Transylvanian girl gets up with a mouth full, crowd is applauding and cheering. Grandpa Karl Heinz gives everyone thumbs up ‘Ja, ja! Dankeschon!’. well, hot shit. this beats my lame story i remembered. about 6-7 years ago i was with this chick named kim. the story came back to me when i was listening to the deftones and kimdracula came on. anyway, she was cute, had a pixie cut had some hair on the ol' snatch. anyway in the middle of the day she brought out two 40's of PBRa and we settle in and watch Robin Hood : Men In Tights, because why not? Anyway, halfway through some heavy petting is happening and things end up in the bedroom. Yes, the 40's came along. We fucked good. Really good. After all was said and done, I looked down at the bed and saw a wet spot about the size of a quarter dollar on the sheets, and I looked at her and said "Wow! You made a mess!" ...she gave me a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 If the wet spot was only the size of a quarter, you didn't do a good enough job. ozfacter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yeah that might've just been drool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 sig'd ‘Gut, gut, guuuut, gut meine kleine schatz, GUUUUT!’. Ghost_Parlour*, GradedOnACurve, aflycon and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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