hipsterasfolk Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 ITT: VC Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 After reading this thread my life is complete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 My turn!Friday night me and my girl come home and we are having sex. For some reason, that night, she just really wanted to do more oral than actual sex, probably because she was drunk and tired as was I and the sex while awesome was kinda going on forever. Anyways, she starts blowing me and going really at it, like in a way I had never experienced with her before. She then sticker her ass in my face and proceed to 69. I just kept going at it and she ended up squirting on me. Damn near drowned my ass. I loved every second of it. Made her do it 2 more times before she was exhausted and I had also came. She then told me how that was the first time she had squirted which was a huge ego boost for me. The next morning we woke up and fucked again, then made pancakes. It was the best start to the weekend ever. jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Nothing better than that facial squirt. I hear it's good for your skin too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 My turn! Friday night me and my girl come home and we are having sex. For some reason, that night, she just really wanted to do more oral than actual sex, probably because she was drunk and tired as was I and the sex while awesome was kinda going on forever. Anyways, she starts blowing me and going really at it, like in a way I had never experienced with her before. She then sticker her ass in my face and proceed to 69. I just kept going at it and she ended up squirting on me. Damn near drowned my ass. I loved every second of it. Made her do it 2 more times before she was exhausted and I had also came. She then told me how that was the first time she had squirted which was a huge ego boost for me. The next morning we woke up and fucked again, then made pancakes. It was the best start to the weekend ever. I'd suggest investing in a snorkel. themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I wouldn't. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I'd suggest investing in a snorkel. hmm well I have been aiming to get a scuba cert soon LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoshotthefrog Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I went down on a girl who was a virgin - and I didn't know this at the time, because when I went to the bathroom to wash up after my hands were covered in dried blood, meaning, well, yeah. She was also not trimmed and that just isn't fun then, its yucky. anddddddd icing on the cake, not that there is an obligation but I got nothing in return. I'm not a big fan of flossing my teeth while munching on some snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I trim and shave accordingly and don't get any but I do it cause I feel so gross otherwise. I don't know how other people handle it! the smell alone...... :wacko: :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I just trim because if I completely shaved it would look fucking ridiculous because of how hairy all-around I am. I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day really soon after I took a shower and after fucking for a little while I went down on her and the whole time I was going down on her I could smell the body wash that I had used because of rubbing up against her. That of course turned me on even more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Used to be a ritual shaver until I realized how ridiculous is seemed with a beard and whatnot. But I just want to weigh in on the general revelry of bringing a woman to squirting. Fewer things in life are as rewarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 so, it's time to revive this.. right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I just want to say that I am extremely late to the game on Reddit but goddamn, is gonewild and its affiliated subreddits amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 so, it's time to revive this.. right? ABSOLUTELY. give the people what they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 is it butt secks? is that what the people want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 The people don't want it, they need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 the butt secks is a rather untouched part of this thread. let's change that shall we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converge88 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Never have ventured into it.. But really want too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Never have ventured into it.. But really want too. My GF is all for trying it when she's drunk. Not so much when sober DakotyTSI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Gather around kids! Story time! Once upon a time, about 5-6 years ago, I was dating a girl (we'll just call her "T"). Things were great, the sex life was awesome and we both made delicious sandwiches. One night after splitting a fifth of Sailor Jerry we start getting ready to head on in to pound town, but turns out she had started her period. Both of us were bummed but little to my surprise, she brought up the butt secks. SCORE!! We got cozy, I got a handy and we were ready. She guided everything and even played with my balls! It was a glorious thing. Since it was her first time we didn't get too wild and crazy but she definitely seemed to enjoy it as well as I. It was a great night to say the least. And, NO POOP ON THE PEEN! ...that's a different story. But afterwards, we walked to get a case of beer and when we got back to the house, I got a beej. no complaints! The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 And, NO POOP ON THE PEEN!! The end. Most important detail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Every time a girl has wanted to try it things have ended very quickly with an "OW OW OW NOPE" I'm pretty whatever about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Yeah, that's definitely the kind of thing where a girl will be totally into it, or absolutely not into it. There's not really any middle ground in my experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I was hammered having sex with my ex and I started forcing it into the wrong hole and she was not pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 One time a girl wanted to do it and I said "nah." That was my only anal opportunity. Really not sure if I should be regretting my response or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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