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He should press Zombies Ate my Neighbors. Just a thought

so excited to receive mine 14 months from now

yeah, i got an awesome deal on this transparent hipster backpack so everyone can see what I am spinning while I jog!
 
As i'm sure you can guess, I am quite the big deal in my neighborhood...

I wish this was pressed up. 

Post Grad is the new B. A.

For pastry, croissants, brioche, or anything that requires lamination. Kind of a pain in the ass, though.
Baklava would be good, but it's messy as fuck, and hard to get right unless you take the time.
Rice crispy treats, shortbread cookies, butter cookies, pound cake, or anything with caramel would require quite a bit.

Dodged a bullet. I opened this thread expecting 2 girls 1 cup talk.

I've got 140 hours of Fallout 4 under my belt so far.
 
Some of that may have been me staring blankly at the screen until being randomly attacked by bloatflies.

I never have to worry about seam splits because I never open my records.  I just tape them to the wall above my Crosley for when the ladies come over. 

Not getting much sleep is a good sign But really, sounds like you two have been reconnecting in healthy ways (pun aside), and hope you both find happiness

I never have to worry about seam splits because I never open my records.  I just tape them to the wall above my Crosley for when the ladies come over. 

Fuck, I had a whole post typed out and it disappeared because I'm stupid with compooters.
 
Well, here goes an attempt at capturing what I spent the last 30 minutes writing:
 
First off, THANK YOU SECRET SANTA.  This was a heavy package filled with so many goodies that I definitely wasn't expecting at all.
 
When I first opened the box:
 

 
Yeah, that's right.  That's Simpsons Legos, a million (I'm bad at counting) kickass pins and stickers, some badass patches, and a motherfucking Kid Rock koozie.
 
Underneath all of this glorious loot:
 
 

 
After randomly discovering Wounded Giant a few years back, I was happy when they started blowing up (especially through STB) and was ecstatic when they did this amazing split with Goya.  These two powerhouse doom bands have taken the scene by storm - for good reason - and haven't let me down.  This edition is the Orange Halloween Edition limited to only 77 copies (of which I got the even numbered 55)!
 
Underneath this was:

 
Black Moth Super Rainbow / The Octopus Project ‎– The House of Apples & Eyeballs
 
Record club version limited to 333 (I got 148!) hand numbered copies on white with blue haze.  The mixture of vocoder-laced sunshine electro-pop and dizzying post-rock melodies of the two groups is a collaboration made in experimental heaven.  I've spun this several times already, it's that good!
 
And after this one:
 

 
YEYEY ‎– The Vision   This dreamy, electro-post-rock album took me by surprise.  It began as a very 80s electropop album that gently unfolded into a beautifully drifting composition that was reminiscent of Kishi Bashi.  I will definitely have to give this more spins!   Next up:     Eagle Twin ‎– The Feather Tipped The Serpent's Scale   This doomy masterpiece transcends just normal doom metal.  I had heard of the group before, but never gave them an adequate listen until this was on my turntable.  And holy fuck my walls shook from beginning to end!  My secret santa isn't lying - these guys are FUCKING HEAVY.   And finally:    
Graveyard – Lights Out
 
Pressed on black/bone vinyl.  I had no idea what to expect with this one.  From the cover and description, I was thinking it'd be something like doomy/sludge or even black metal.  But what I was faced with once that needle hit the record was some goddamn groovy 70s-tinged hard rock from Sweden (which holds a very special place in my heart).  This album may quickly become one of my favorites of the whole package, just for the shock I experienced during my first listenthrough.

In total, SECRET SANTA YOU FUCKING ROCK!  You've made this lonely Christmas a whole lot more merry and have given me plenty of new music to pore over during these next coming weeks.  Again, thank you!

Fuck, I had a whole post typed out and it disappeared because I'm stupid with compooters.
 
Well, here goes an attempt at capturing what I spent the last 30 minutes writing:
 
First off, THANK YOU SECRET SANTA.  This was a heavy package filled with so many goodies that I definitely wasn't expecting at all.
 
When I first opened the box:
 

 
Yeah, that's right.  That's Simpsons Legos, a million (I'm bad at counting) kickass pins and stickers, some badass patches, and a motherfucking Kid Rock koozie.
 
Underneath all of this glorious loot:
 
 

 
After randomly discovering Wounded Giant a few years back, I was happy when they started blowing up (especially through STB) and was ecstatic when they did this amazing split with Goya.  These two powerhouse doom bands have taken the scene by storm - for good reason - and haven't let me down.  This edition is the Orange Halloween Edition limited to only 77 copies (of which I got the even numbered 55)!
 
Underneath this was:

 
Black Moth Super Rainbow / The Octopus Project ‎– The House of Apples & Eyeballs
 
Record club version limited to 333 (I got 148!) hand numbered copies on white with blue haze.  The mixture of vocoder-laced sunshine electro-pop and dizzying post-rock melodies of the two groups is a collaboration made in experimental heaven.  I've spun this several times already, it's that good!
 
And after this one:
 

 
YEYEY ‎– The Vision   This dreamy, electro-post-rock album took me by surprise.  It began as a very 80s electropop album that gently unfolded into a beautifully drifting composition that was reminiscent of Kishi Bashi.  I will definitely have to give this more spins!   Next up:     Eagle Twin ‎– The Feather Tipped The Serpent's Scale   This doomy masterpiece transcends just normal doom metal.  I had heard of the group before, but never gave them an adequate listen until this was on my turntable.  And holy fuck my walls shook from beginning to end!  My secret santa isn't lying - these guys are FUCKING HEAVY.   And finally:    
Graveyard – Lights Out
 
Pressed on black/bone vinyl.  I had no idea what to expect with this one.  From the cover and description, I was thinking it'd be something like doomy/sludge or even black metal.  But what I was faced with once that needle hit the record was some goddamn groovy 70s-tinged hard rock from Sweden (which holds a very special place in my heart).  This album may quickly become one of my favorites of the whole package, just for the shock I experienced during my first listenthrough.

In total, SECRET SANTA YOU FUCKING ROCK!  You've made this lonely Christmas a whole lot more merry and have given me plenty of new music to pore over during these next coming weeks.  Again, thank you!

Do you have a purse? If not I'm out of ideas
Kitchen table?

Im 100% you ordered it on PornHub

Wait, where's the joke?

"Fuck Elvis and Keith Richards, Lemmy's the king of rock 'n' roll – he told me he never considered Motörhead a metal band, he was quite adamant. Lemmy's a living, breathing, drinking and snorting fucking legend. No one else comes close."
 
-Me

Cats are the dominant species in your home.
 
Succumb to the inevitable submission to them. 

I first read this thread title like "is someone crying in their records?"

Yay! Glad you liked it all.  I'll have to get a mixtape made for you too.

Fuck, I had a whole post typed out and it disappeared because I'm stupid with compooters.
 
Well, here goes an attempt at capturing what I spent the last 30 minutes writing:
 
First off, THANK YOU SECRET SANTA.  This was a heavy package filled with so many goodies that I definitely wasn't expecting at all.
 
When I first opened the box:
 

 
Yeah, that's right.  That's Simpsons Legos, a million (I'm bad at counting) kickass pins and stickers, some badass patches, and a motherfucking Kid Rock koozie.
 
Underneath all of this glorious loot:
 
 

 
After randomly discovering Wounded Giant a few years back, I was happy when they started blowing up (especially through STB) and was ecstatic when they did this amazing split with Goya.  These two powerhouse doom bands have taken the scene by storm - for good reason - and haven't let me down.  This edition is the Orange Halloween Edition limited to only 77 copies (of which I got the even numbered 55)!
 
Underneath this was:

 
Black Moth Super Rainbow / The Octopus Project ‎– The House of Apples & Eyeballs
 
Record club version limited to 333 (I got 148!) hand numbered copies on white with blue haze.  The mixture of vocoder-laced sunshine electro-pop and dizzying post-rock melodies of the two groups is a collaboration made in experimental heaven.  I've spun this several times already, it's that good!
 
And after this one:
 

 
YEYEY ‎– The Vision   This dreamy, electro-post-rock album took me by surprise.  It began as a very 80s electropop album that gently unfolded into a beautifully drifting composition that was reminiscent of Kishi Bashi.  I will definitely have to give this more spins!   Next up:     Eagle Twin ‎– The Feather Tipped The Serpent's Scale   This doomy masterpiece transcends just normal doom metal.  I had heard of the group before, but never gave them an adequate listen until this was on my turntable.  And holy fuck my walls shook from beginning to end!  My secret santa isn't lying - these guys are FUCKING HEAVY.   And finally:    
Graveyard – Lights Out
 
Pressed on black/bone vinyl.  I had no idea what to expect with this one.  From the cover and description, I was thinking it'd be something like doomy/sludge or even black metal.  But what I was faced with once that needle hit the record was some goddamn groovy 70s-tinged hard rock from Sweden (which holds a very special place in my heart).  This album may quickly become one of my favorites of the whole package, just for the shock I experienced during my first listenthrough.

In total, SECRET SANTA YOU FUCKING ROCK!  You've made this lonely Christmas a whole lot more merry and have given me plenty of new music to pore over during these next coming weeks.  Again, thank you!

Double LPs will reach $40 plus shipping.