clumsymonkey

I'm at work and someone was standing behind me and I turn around and this guy who I don't know says "I promise I wasn't staring at your butt" and I said " I didn't think you were....?"
If that was a line then it must be one of the stupidest ones I've ever heard.
I kind of wish I was a jerk about it. I'm actually really mad right now.
/vent.

YOU GUYS......  MEG IS AWESOME. 
 
 
I commissioned her to do a drawing for my lady's graduation gift.
 
 

Well, auto correct can sick my duck

I concur. Seller backed, hard.

Batman arrived today. Pretty killer. Luckily no splits or breaks caused the ears or tail. 
 

 

The goodwills around here charge like $3 per record now. It's stupid. That said I've seen some good scores,(explosions in the sky, some other stuff) and I've scored some pretty expensive old Beatles records, got an Owen record once, some decent older punk/metal stuff). I've lucked out on a lot of other stuff besides records though. Best find was some M:tG cards that I sold for a pretty penny, and a copy of earthbound for SNES that I also sold for quite a bit after I finished with it.

I believe I got back everyone's messages. I hope I did. I don't know at this point. I will say that since posting my crazy collection, I've gathered a couple new snapchat buds, one of which is in england BUT I WISH HE WERE RELATED TO ROBERT ENGLUND, and some new texting ppl!
 
To those whose records were mailed and already received, you better fucking take care of them bc it's a bitch to attempt at nonchalantly not caring about detaching myself from said records, and I'll call my buddy Liam Neeson to come find you and do other things if you DON'T take care of them.
 
Now that I've vented and before I pass out from day 6 of pain meds, I have the following gif:
 

 
I don't work until 1pm tomorrow, but I know I need to mail out Manipulator for a cool dude and also get back at EVERY BODY ELSE.
 
Here's my inquiry of the night:

If Will Smith were traveling on a train going 60 mph from Memphis, TN to Boulder, CO...how long would it take for Pete Sampras to ever find a Taco Bell bathroom?

maybe he was shaking his hips like elvis, wiggling his pelvis?

Good. I'm not one for policing language, or anything really, but if you're using the word "Faggot" you're a true piece of shit and can take that bullshit elsewhere.

No matter how much a record is 'worth', I'll never consider spending 50+ bucks for an LP a good deal.

Merry Christmas to all you guys and girls!!! It's been a fantastic year. I got married, went to my first Fest, booked some amazing shows. And I couldn't be more stoked for this year and the outcome!!! Hoping for a great year in 2015 as well.
Hope all of you had a great year as well. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! All of you !!!

WE are Groot

Lucky Australia!

hahahah this

This

I thought I was the only one. He annoys me

What a terrible mid season episode
(Haven't read other comments, posting from mobile a few pages back)
Dawn was such a useless character.
Anyway...ughh

Small world. I knew Mikey. Such a friendly person: always had a smile on at shows when I was around him. Depression is a bitch.

agreed! hahaha "buy the people who work the hotline a pizza" I feel so much better about the money I'll be giving to them. I can only imagine an office full of people on the phone helping people out while one is ordering pizza... 
 
*Coworker on phone with pizza guy shouting to coworker*: "Tom what'd you want on your pizza!"
*Tom talking down a victim of online bullying*: "hey man look its going to be alright you have so much more to live fo-... wait gimme a sec, PEPPERONI AND ANCHOVIES HOMIE... But really though you have so much to live for... yknow what? how about you come over, and we talk this over a few slices of pizza"
 
This is why I need adderall to get shit done. I see a fly buzzing around and I go from studying biochem to writing up an entire fucking screenplay about a day in the life of a fly... God help us all.

This is a really great thing you're doing, I'm sure you have a big heart. I am very sorry for your loss. 

This is a really great thing you're doing, I'm sure you have a big heart. I am very sorry for your loss. 

Suicide is not the answer.
 
Option 3 or 4. 
 
One quick question though, you post this today and:  
 

Suicide IS not the answer.
 
If I am selected, Hotel Books.
 
Regardless if I am or not, your post made me tear up a little, and I'm sorry for your loss.  I've lost some friends and loved ones to suicide, and it hurts.