sonsofvipers

My worst brings out the best in you.
Oooops! Wrong band.

I shrink myself down rrrrreally small. Smaller than is visible to the naked eye. I easily slip between the tiny breathing holes in the shrinkwrap. For two days I make the trek over to the side of the jacket and inside the dust sleeve to confirm the color.
If it's the least limited variant I return to normal size from inside the jacket and rip through it like the hulk.
So no. I don't have this problem

This deserves to be on each page of this thread.

I have to admit that even to my dismay, I too have often suffered from the debilitating condition known as recrod distribuitor rage.

oh man.
 
mono is the foundation. the cornerstone.
 
get ready to have sexual intercourse with your ears.
 
i mean, get ready for MONO to make love to your ears.

What did the fish say when he couldn't swim any more?
"Damn."

The entire TDAGARIM thread.
and the Paramore-AWKIF thread following close behind

I have a copy that got split in half in the mail. It might not sound very good though.

Dude seriously??
I'm like..3 minutes..MAX.
Don't know how you do it bro, props.

I was walking with this chick one time and we held hands for five minutes. Fingers. Laced.
Ball so hard.

I'd say good luck but with a line like that, you don't even need it.

I'm using this for a pick up line

He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only looking for se-... So much more than he could ever give.
A good ol' fashioned skull fuckin'.
I guess Brand New has way gnarlier cult fans then Glassjaw after all. Stay away from cocaine and reconnect with your fathers, you never want to hit this low. Unless it's for Kid Rock.

For a dollar!

One of my better ones haha. Almost as good as the time my roommate and I pretended to bang to norma jean in mascot costumes on chat roulette. I think we only got one person that was jerking off but he very surprisingly wasn't into it.

this thread keeps getting better and better. hahaha edgedestroy you rule.

To this thread I hope.

When I release the track I'm working on right now you can think to yourself "oh this song is about as long as that one time he jerked off for his friends" haha.
 
Sorry not sorry.

this made me laugh harder than it should have.

A piece of me dies every time that I see someone use the phrase "I could care less" to imply that they don't care at all.

guys help please I accidentally the whole thing

Flush that shit! What are we savages

I'm sorry. You are going to have to leave VC. In order to be a member of this board you must own every PDF ever released by Touche Amore. 
 
I don't make the rules and I'm sure sad to see you go.