+hecollec+or Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I do this on occasion. If you've ever seen Wedding Crashers edited for tv, they make the most ridiculous edits for cursing. One of which is 'cheese and rice' instead of 'jesus christ'. My favorite TV censorship ever is Pulp Fiction... every instance of motherfucker is replaced with melon farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 My favorite TV censorship ever is Pulp Fiction... every instance of motherfucker is replaced with melon farmer. Mine is "this is what you get when you meet a stranger in the Alps." (Instead of "Fuck a stranger in the ass") from The Big Lebowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danionly Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Mine is "this is what you get when you meet a stranger in the Alps." (Instead of "Fuck a stranger in the ass") from The Big Lebowski I forgot about that one! So good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Mine is "this is what you get when you meet a stranger in the Alps." (Instead of "Fuck a stranger in the ass") from The Big Lebowski That's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8ight Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "It's hot as fuck." "That was hard as fuck." "I'm tired as fuck." "It's cold as fuck." "He was late as fuck." etc. [as fuck] There's a kid at work that talks like that. He also uses "shit" in nearly every other sentence. He has a whiny voice and acts like he's in an MTV rap video. I want to punch him in the face, and I don't even work with him; I just see him sometimes when I'm on break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "this variant that everyone on vc is clamoring about right now just sold out. someone sell me one at cost?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimosnow27 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Using the term 'no offense' when being obviously offensive. "Your breath smells like shit today, no offense." or "Your girlfriend's a fucking bitch, no offense." okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I hate jagwire, it's in the same wheelhouse as nuke-u-ler Ah. Yeah, nuke-u-ler is annoying. I don't go so far as to say jag-u-are, but I don't say it jagwire either, the way I say it is more like someone mispronouncing armoire. "this variant that everyone on vc is clamoring about right now just sold out. someone sell me one at cost?" So much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stl_ben Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "+10 for the board" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "this variant that everyone on vc is clamoring about right now just sold out. someone sell me one at cost?""omg blind purchase because the hype on VC is strong haha lol I've bought way too many records this week lol haha" FangsAnalSatan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stl_ben Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "Don't know why I even bought this" caninesapien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "omg blind purchase because the hype on VC is strong haha lol I've bought way too many records this week lol haha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "fam bam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "fam bam" I...have never heard that ever. What is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's a term some people use to refer to their family. I wish they wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's a term some people use to refer to their family. I wish they wouldn't. Yeesh, me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "fam bam" Thank you, ma'am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danionly Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "when is 40 oz. to freedom being repressed?" and pretty much whenever anyone brings up wanting/needing that album. SBarry, aflycon, Princess Logan and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "when is 40 oz. to freedom being repressed?" and pretty much whenever anyone brings up wanting/needing that album. Yup. Also, this goes more in the shit on bands thread, but Sublime blowwwwwwws. FangsAnalSatan and danionly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Dani, I laughed so hard. danionly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "fam bam" 'Round these parts it's usually 'fam-jam' ... Person A: "What are you doin tonight?" Person B: "Dinner with the fam-jam, and then I dunno..." I've got one... People who address others as 'champ', sport', 'tiger', etc. i.e.: "Hey champ!" "Hey sport!" "Hey tiger!" Unless you as being ridiculous on purpose, in that case it's hilarious, but if you're not doing it it a self-aware fashion, quit it. Another example of something that becomes hilarious when said with self-awareness: Referring to your friend as 'friend.' i.e.: "Hey friend!" Hardly anyone ever does this but I find it so funny, I do it all the time with my cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "Hey friend!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 the week that episode aired, i was at a red sox game, and went a good 5 minutes back and forth with a dude about 15 rows away. it was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 "this variant that everyone on vc is clamoring about right now just sold out. someone sell me one at cost?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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