tanukichu Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What are some of the best or worst pick-up lines, and come-on's you've gotten or given? I ask this because I got hit on by a creeper walking home from class tonight. I stopped at Rita's to visit Lia and got an awesome chocolate thing with pretzels. I'm walking home eating it and this guy goes "HEY PRETTY LAAADDAAAYYY. You won't stay pretty very long if you keep eatin' dat chocolate. Hows about you eat MY chocolate?" Yeaahhhh......I attract some classy fellows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Wow, thats more of an insult than a pick up line. What a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbutlerftw Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 some girl came up to me once and said " hey, i like to use strap-ons" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 "hey girl, you like subway?? ..... why don't you come over here and try my footlong?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What are some of the best or worst pick-up lines, and come-on's you've gotten or given?I ask this because I got hit on by a creeper walking home from class tonight. I stopped at Rita's to visit Lia and got an awesome chocolate thing with pretzels. I'm walking home eating it and this guy goes "HEY PRETTY LAAADDAAAYYY. You won't stay pretty very long if you keep eatin' dat chocolate. Hows about you eat MY chocolate?" Yeaahhhh......I attract some classy fellows. So I assume you took him up on the offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? The zipper on my jeans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 "hey, you look like kevin devine" too bad that dude is ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I was hit on at a bar on my 21st birthday this girl asked me if I fucked her friend...I kid you not...thats the worse for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 i always just say "what's uuuuup?" and i have a sexi swagger about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 that ass must be a rocketship because it's out of this world! i think i heard that in an n.e.r.d. song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The best/most awkward was when a girl came up to me and said this: Girl: "Do you want a Cinnabon?" Me: "No...why?" Girl: "Because I'll but you one if you want." Me: "Why?" Girl: " Because you're hot..." Weirdest experience ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 while working at an after school tutoring program. Mother of the girl I'm teaching to read: "so I just got my tests back. i'm totally clean. would you like to go out sometime?" Me: "...................." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave4444 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 "those are nice shoes, but they would look even better.............. in my pants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not to be conceited (ok, a little bit I guess...) but I've had people awkwardly say I'm hot in a lot of different ways. Sometimes I pounce on it and make a baby or two, but usually I just go, "uh.. thanks?" There's no memorable come-ons so much as me being confused and not wanting to talk to people anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 What are some of the best or worst pick-up lines, and come-on's you've gotten or given?I ask this because I got hit on by a creeper walking home from class tonight. I stopped at Rita's to visit Lia and got an awesome chocolate thing with pretzels. I'm walking home eating it and this guy goes "HEY PRETTY LAAADDAAAYYY. You won't stay pretty very long if you keep eatin' dat chocolate. Hows about you eat MY chocolate?" Yeaahhhh......I attract some classy fellows. i'm so pissed i missed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I was at a strip club with a friend and he was off getting a lap dance and a stripper came up to me and said, "You're totally the kind of guy I'd hook up with. Can I give you my number for a booty call sometime?" Mind you at no point did she attempt to get me to pay for anything, she was actually digging through her stripper purse for a pen. I was super smooth and went, "Uh...N-no, I'm uh..just waiting for my friend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 To counteract how rad my previous story was, I was drunk at a club and I was dancing with this girl and delivered the home run, "you're so hot, if you don't kiss me soon I'm gonna puke". I can't imagine why it didn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 my two best have been: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" and yes it worked. the other, i was in my friends bar the night he tends and i see this really cute girl so we're standing at the bar and i go "can i buy you a drink?" she replies with a very snide "ew, no." and procedes to ask the bartender (my friend) for a drink to which he replies "im sorry but we wont serve you here." she throws a hissyfit and he calls over the doorman who tells the girl she has to leave and she is no longer welcome in the bar. i might have gotten shot down, but i still got the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 my one and only line is "sup baby" with a subtle tilt back of the head, to let her know i am serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I've been with the same girl for 2 years now. I don't even remember how to pick up girls. I have a good sense of humor and that tends to do most of the work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I was talking with a girl many months ago, about pick up lines, she said she had heard some pretty good ones. I asked her what the best one was. She replied with "I'll give you my best come-on" she then winked and left. I was left sitting there in confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I always come off like some creepy guy just saying "hello" so i don't dare try with come-on lines.... i did use "sexy like a chocolate strawberry" to a customer at work a month back.. she laughed because she knew where it was from. it didn't go anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 my one and only line is "sup baby" with a subtle tilt back of the head, to let her know i am serious then is she smiles you throw a sly little "wanna hump?" in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonderbread Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I once overheard this in a bar, "I shoot blanks, wanna go back to my place?" Didn't see the kid in the bar a few minutes later. Always wondered if he left in shame or with his head held high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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