j4m35 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Nobody is either offended by everything or nothing at all. well then why act like a douche bro about it? nobody needs to say they would reach down into my spleen and pull it out. first of all, i'm no doctor, but i'm pretty sure thats impossible. 2nd of all, only an ultra violent roided out mother fucker who beats his girlfriends would even think of saying something like that. i just imagine sammy to have huge muscles, a fake tan, a popped collar, and like bad trance music to say something like that. thats just a bit extreme. i mean seriously lol. how extreme. "imma rip out your spleen!!!" actually come to think of it sammy now sounds like a juggalo. a juggalo with a jew fro, i can only imagine So the guy making racist and sexist comments is calling the guy defending his heritage a douche bro... ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 But hey, just for the heck of it, go find a list of large-sum philanthropy. I would be willing to bet there's a preponderance of Jewish people or people of Jewish heritage on the list. Well, that's because Jews are rich... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 well then why act like a douche bro about it? nobody needs to say they would reach down into my spleen and pull it out. first of all, i'm no doctor, but i'm pretty sure thats impossible. 2nd of all, only an ultra violent roided out mother fucker who beats his girlfriends would even think of saying something like that. i just imagine sammy to have huge muscles, a fake tan, a popped collar, and like bad trance music to say something like that. thats just a bit extreme. i mean seriously lol. how extreme. "imma rip out your spleen!!!" actually come to think of it sammy now sounds like a juggalo. a juggalo with a jew fro, i can only imagine So the guy making racist and sexist comments is calling the guy defending his heritage a douche bro... ironic. how is making threats defending your heritage? and what was their to defend anyway? i just said "jew" a few times, and not in a hurtful or spiteful way or anything. sorry, i thought all jews were successful and drove volvos. sorry i was mistaken, there was no need for anyone to get upset. i thought you guys had a sense of humor. jesus, i mean i know it wasnt a good joke to begin with but sheesh. i've heard worse ones, were nobody's life was threatened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 bullflip as a kid: (lolz ITT) also, are jews a race? and i don't know anyone who is truly anti-semitic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Nobody is either offended by everything or nothing at all. well then why act like a douche bro about it? nobody needs to say they would reach down into my spleen and pull it out. first of all, i'm no doctor, but i'm pretty sure thats impossible. 2nd of all, only an ultra violent roided out mother fucker who beats his girlfriends would even think of saying something like that. i just imagine sammy to have huge muscles, a fake tan, a popped collar, and like bad trance music to say something like that. thats just a bit extreme. i mean seriously lol. how extreme. "imma rip out your spleen!!!" actually come to think of it sammy now sounds like a juggalo. a juggalo with a jew fro, i can only imagine I'm 5'5", 155lbs. I listen to Alkaline Trio, Jimmy Eat World, and a bunch of old school Deep Elm and emo stuff. I'm not a bro but I will happily take out my daily annoyances on anyone who feels it necessary to make disparaging remarks about Jewish people in my presence. That's about all it comes down to. Now I can see by the rest of your comments you're a bit special but be that as it may, I'd still do my best to give your nose a bit of a re-work if you were to say that stupid, stupid comment in my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdamned Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alertthemute Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 So the guy making racist and sexist comments is calling the guy defending his heritage a douche bro... ironic. jesus, i mean i know it wasnt a good joke to begin with but sheesh. i've heard worse ones, were nobody's life was threatened If you ever use the Lord's name in vain to my face I will reach down your throat and tear out your spleen you pathetic fucktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Now that we're done offending Sammy, can we go back to making fun of the social leftover that is the subject of this thread? Please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 i find all this humorous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Now that we're done offending Sammy, can we go back to making fun of the social leftover that is the subject of this thread? Please? I'm not the only one who is, or should be, offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Now that we're done offending Sammy, can we go back to making fun of the social leftover that is the subject of this thread? Please? I'm not the only one who is, or should be, offended. well you're the only one who is retarded enough to be offended. threatening people and shit. i bet you wouldnt tell me you would tear out my spleen or hit me in the nose if you met me in person and i was a 6'5" black guy with big muscles who just got out of prison for killing a man for punching me in the nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I'm not the only one who is, or should be, offended. well you're the only one who is retarded enough to be offended. threatening people and shit. i bet you wouldnt tell me you would tear out my spleen or hit me in the nose if you met me in person and i was a 6'5" black guy with big muscles who just got out of prison for killing a man for punching me in the nose Oi vey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I'm not the only one who is, or should be, offended. well you're the only one who is retarded enough to be offended. False statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 If it were mildly funny, I don't think it would've been as offensive. As a jew, I find some jew jokes to be pretty funny. But that post wasn't funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex13 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny. edit: I'm first-gen. Cuban born in the US. Feel free to rag on me as much as you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Haha that one's pretty good, and one I haven't heard. My aforementioned Jewish roommate used to go to bars and anywhere that crowds might be and play "find the jew!" He plays this by throwing change on the ground and seeing who takes the time to pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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silentgods Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 i find all this humorous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I shit my pants upon seeing this (esp when read in a German accent). Thanks! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 That's one of my favorite internet pictures. Just think of the absurdity of someone dressing their toddler up, and then whoever added that caption makes it so much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Haha that one's pretty good, and one I haven't heard. My aforementioned Jewish roommate used to go to bars and anywhere that crowds might be and play "find the jew!" He plays this by throwing change on the ground and seeing who takes the time to pick it up. See but that's not actually funny. That's just someone with self-hate issues. Or someone who's afraid others will make fun of him so he does it before they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 ...this thread took a really bizarre turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Haha that one's pretty good, and one I haven't heard. My aforementioned Jewish roommate used to go to bars and anywhere that crowds might be and play "find the jew!" He plays this by throwing change on the ground and seeing who takes the time to pick it up. See but that's not actually funny. That's just someone with self-hate issues. Or someone who's afraid others will make fun of him so he does it before they can. maybe youre the one with self-hate issues. thats why you get so offended at the slightest mention of the word "jew". regardless of what it is, youre a very angry person and you need help. All of your friends must have to walk on egg shells around you because they are afraid of offending you and don't want their spleens ripped out. And please don't take it out on your gf and beat her because your mad at me. i would feel very bad if you did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 See but that's not actually funny. That's just someone with self-hate issues. Or someone who's afraid others will make fun of him so he does it before they can. maybe youre the one with self-hate issues. thats why you get so offended at the slightest mention of the word "jew". regardless of what it is, youre a very angry person and you need help. All of your friends must have to walk on egg shells around you because they are afraid of offending you and don't want their spleens ripped out. And please don't take it out on your gf and beat her because your mad at me. i would feel very bad if you did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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