aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Maybe I should buy some Pop Punk records and get my cred up to. I think your Brand New records are shitty pop-punk enough to establish credit here. You'll need a solid Yeezus collection too, though. andy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I think your Brand New records are shitty pop-punk enough to establish credit here. You'll need a solid Yeezus collection too, though. You collect NOFX records, I don't want your opinion on anything ever. WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES. Let me get this straight. You're telling me. You know a guy. Who has access to a warehouse. But. Not just any warehouse. The warehouse. 6131's warehouse. The warehouse made especially for 6131. That warehouse. So you'd tell your friend. Hey man. People on the internet ordered some stuff. But they never got it cause the dude sucks. Do me a favor. Go to your warehouse place. Look for these records. Cause they're totally in there. I just know it. I have connections. They told me they're in there. Side note. I don't know which ones cause I was lazy. I didn't want to read the thread that was short. And would have taken maybe ten minutes. But here I am wasting even more time. Talking to you about this situation. That you have no idea about. But let's continue our master plan. When you find these records. Steal them from said warehouse. Cause Joey from 6131 mismanaged them. Ship them out to the people who ordered. Cause that's totally legal. I mean. Yeah. Totally. Oh don't worry about the getting caught part. I have connections that'll get you out of it. I know the guy that has access to the jail cell. I can find some stuff out for you. ??? Profit. EDIT: I wrote that as a free-style poem. I hope you liked it. <3 EDIT2: Did you get the Kuzco's New Groove references? I would've enjoyed it if I read it, could you sum it up please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 You collect NOFX records, I don't want your opinion on anything ever. Ha ha ha, because they're not nearly as talented or dynamic as all your formulaic, generic, overproduced pop punk music? russell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Ha ha ha, because they're not nearly as talented or dynamic as all your formulaic, generic, overproduced pop punk music? DUH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy. Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Ha ha ha, because they're not nearly as talented or dynamic as all your formulaic, generic, overproduced pop punk music? Homie, it's all good. No need to continue arguing. We've clearly won this war. Jetboy has thrown in the towel. Back on topic: I hope whoever ordered this subscription gets their records. It's a shitty situation that it's been three years and you've gotten nothing but BS and excuses. Hopefully 6131 will pull through and finish their/his end of the deal and provide something decent as a "yeah, we fucked up majorly" consolation prize. ratbrain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I don't have any towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 cus i threw them all in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 DUH My bad. "Hey, let's break some glass in this music video. We'll be like Damaged-era Black Flag but way more punk rock!" P.S. Check out the comments on that video if you need a laugh. Homie, it's all good. No need to continue arguing. We've clearly won this war. Jetboy has thrown in the towel. Back on topic: I hope whoever ordered this subscription gets their records. It's a shitty situation that it's been three years and you've gotten nothing but BS and excuses. Hopefully 6131 will pull through and finish their/his end of the deal and provide something decent as a "yeah, we fucked up majorly" consolation prize. You're right. I'm finished now, watching that music video really brightened my day though. I guess it's time to start variant collecting Balance and Composure too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Let's be real though, none of you are getting shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Let's be real though, none of you are getting shit. At least we can agree on this! russell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 My bad. "Hey, let's break some glass in this music video. We'll be like Damaged-era Black Flag but way more punk rock!" P.S. Check out the comments on that video if you need a laugh. You're right. I'm finished now, watching that music video really brightened my day though. I guess it's time to start variant collecting Balance and Composure too. Damn I've never even listened to this band and they sound way better than NOFX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Damn I've never even listened to this band and they sound way better than NOFX Balance & Composure - Acoustic - Clear - /500 Balance & Composure - Acoustic - Cream - /1000 Balance & Composure - Acoustic - White - No Sleep Subscription - /200 Balance & Composure / Braid - Coke Bottle (Clear) - No Sleep Subscription - 44/200 Balance & Composure / Tigers Jaw - Clear - /500 Balance & Composure - Only Boundaries - Blue - /500 Balance & Composure - Only Boundaries - Clear - /500 Balance & Composure - Only Boundaries - Grey/Black - /500 Balance & Composure - Only Boundaries - White - /500 Balance & Composure - Separation - Purple w/Green Haze - /1000 Balance & Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Coke Bottle (Clear) - No Sleep Subscription - 44/200 Balance & Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Half Red/White - (Tour Exclusive) /500 Balance & Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Red - /700 Balance & Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Yellow - /4500 Balance & Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Yellow/Fuchsia Haze - /500 Balance and Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Half Red Half Blue - /500 Balance and Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Pink/Red Haze - /500 Balance and Composure - The Things We Think We're Missing - Yellow/Black Haze - /1000 monsterrod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Those all belong to my girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Those all belong to my girlfriend. OK, you got me. Go let her know you won your internet fight. pushbacktosquare 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 OK, you got me. Go let her know you won your internet fight. I love winning internet fights, thanks man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I've got a legit connection. 100% true, that jetboy is infact, his own girlfriend. AND he doesn't know anything about anything at all for ever and ever and infinity x2. SO NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR smeepo and ratbrain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I imagine jetboy as one of those kind of guys with tribal tattoos, wears tapout clothes,,and goes to shows just to "Fuck shit up in the pit" smeepo and aflycon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I've got a legit connection. 100% true, that jetboy is infact, his own girlfriend. AND he doesn't know anything about anything at all for ever and ever and infinity x2. SO NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YEAH WELL YOURE AN AUSSIE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 YEAH WELL YOURE AN AUSSIE ! Fucking wrekt monsterrod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I imagine jetboy as one of those kind of guys with tribal tattoos, wears tapout clothes,,and goes to shows just to "Fuck shit up in the pit" you just mad cus you aint as hard as me sucka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FangsAnalSatan Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Hey guiez I have a legit connections and I'm totally willing to help you out, but only if you pamper and kiss my feet. If you don't I'm going to be roughly as mature as a 12 year old and not email a guy from 6131 that will send out records that exist to no one's knowledge except mine. smeepo and aflycon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 aflycon and The Saint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetboy Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 You're right guys you caught me, I lied about wanting to help people on a forum. I'm so ashamed, I actually don't know anyone at 6131. I just wanted to feel apart of the community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riotgirl1987 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 This thread is wildly entertaining... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBarry Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 This is a VC thread alright monsterrod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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