Guest Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 of course he does. as well as others. haven't you seen HAPPINESS? ah. now it all makes sense. that movie disturbed the hell out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Fuck your February 2004, I haven't had sex ever! Fuck your ever, I'm older and haven't had sex ever*. I had to add the asterisk because my last girlfriend there was penetration, her kid just seriously cock blocked me. She always had kid and seriously every single time we were getting going her kid would wake up and start crying, then he learned how to crawl out of his crib and walk in on us. That puts the kibosh on things pretty damn quickly. I'm only 10 years away from the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin becoming an autobiographical picture. Meh, a mixture of bad luck and being a crazy person makes for some lonely nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 ^^You could just get super drunk off gin and PBRs and fuck in a tent while everyone else is running around the woods. ..not that that's happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 ah. now it all makes sense. that movie disturbed the hell out of me. best line: "i'm gonna fuck you so hard you'll be coming out of your ears!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Of course. Question: How do you have flings with girls without them wanting commitment? I'm not trying to be a player, I just don't have the time for a relationship. On the other hand I still want to go out with girls and have fun/hook up but I feel like a dick knowing that I don't want to take it there when they might? I'm in college so I guess that's a good time for it but it's just weird and I don't really know what to do, never been good with girls that I'm into. Just let a gal know that you don't want anything serious, from there you'll find out if she wants the same kinds of things or more from you. I've been super upfront with all the girls I've dated and they all seem to appreciate it. I was definitely a player for some time after my divorce, but I've cooled it down quite a bit for the most part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Your not missing out on much. Just wait for the right one and you'll have the best sex ever. That's the plan, there have been times where I could have had sex with girls but chose not to. Glad I didn't because those were some crazy ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 That's the plan, there have been times where I could have had sex with girls but chose not to. Glad I didn't because those were some crazy ladies. Sometimes the craziest ones are the most fun almightyseancore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Sometimes the craziest ones are the most fun This is true. But even that gets old sometimes. Or at least dealing with the crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QaKZ4ngYq-8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i thought the rule of thumb was "dont stick your dick in crazy" have i been misled!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i mean, you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy... but it totally happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedeni Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 No you really shouldn't. Sometimes you get a boiled bunny. I have dated crazy and sometimes it was the best sex but the rest of it was totally not worth the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You can stick it in a crazy chick just watch her hands at all times. sjb2k1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You can stick it in a crazy chick just watch her hands at all times. Best statement ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Crazy women are awesome, shy women are even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I can't stand shyness. Maybe because I'm shy myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickrunner18 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I like shyness alot. I'm pretty shy too. because then when you get to know each other you get less shy and it's great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 i would say about three words to all of you until i got to know you better. then you'd be like "fuck man, i wish steph would stfu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 i would say about three words to all of you until i got to know you better. then you'd be like "fuck man, i wish steph would stfu" gasp I thought Madie was the only girl around these parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 i would say about three words to all of you until i got to know you better. then you'd be like "fuck man, i wish steph would stfu" have you been paying attention? i've been saying that for months. sjb2k1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ever come out of a date, and have absolutely no idea how it went? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 So i left this thread like in the first ten pages or so when it was getting all mushy i miss my girlfriend and stuff. But i just skimmed through and it looks like its now about fucking, drinking, dick size, and other cool things ive missed out on. I shall contribute and follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 So i left this thread like in the first ten pages or so when it was getting all mushy i miss my girlfriend and stuff. But i just skimmed through and it looks like its now about fucking, drinking, dick size, and other cool things ive missed out on. I shall contribute and follow. we're covering anything and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ever come out of a date, and have absolutely no idea how it went? I usually judge a date successful if a few criteria have been met. 1. I get a good night kiss 2. Lunch/Dinner is paid by her 3. I'm introduced to her friends and or family 4. I get a text later in the day/night from her in a cheerful mood. 5. She wears leggings/nylons and heels as to indicate she listens to my turn ons. If any of those criteria are met in my opinion it was a successful date. If just the criteria of #5 was met it was successful for just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 The last move i made on a girl was a week ago in Cleveland at Now Thats Class. Pretty chic sitting at the bar, i asked "are you by yourself?" she said yes I asked "you want to get high?" she said yes. Score. I love girls that are down to smoke and love some good music. We hung out in my truck for a bit, smoked a bowl, talked and laughed about whatever. Seen once towards the end small talked for a bit. After the show i went to find her and passed her as she was leaving with friends. We said "nice to meet you" as we passed and that was it. I fucking suck, she was totally into me, cool as hell and i walked away empty handed, i need to step it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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