oohdoiloveyou Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Yeah that was the line I was gonna use on you katherine Would've worked, bb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 did it work? maybe i need to adapt a variation into my repertoire of greetings and/or salutations. Women really like it when you leave voicemails rapping to them about hitting you up tonight. You're welcome. cbbrew22 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Women really like it when you leave voicemails rapping to them about hitting you up tonight. You're welcome. Rapping like DMX, or rapping like MC Hammer? And are we talking physical or figurative "hitting" up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Rapping like DMX, or rapping like MC Hammer? And are we talking physical or figurative "hitting" up? I was thinking more like Busta Rhymes. Spit rhymes so fast that they're confused, but intrigued. That second question is for you to figure out, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 i feel like maybe i should just be up front and say shit like that sometimes. i don't think i give a fuck if girls think i'm an asshole anymore. friend i use to mad crush on was drunk texting me yesterday, i said "Cool. Well when you're drunk enough show me your boobs." sent me a cleavage pic but it started some interesting dialogue. in response to said cleavage pic, i said "i can't jack it to cleavage pics. i'm not a 12 year old boy. i'm disappointed." romantic-buy-you-flowers-and-treat-you-like-a-queen nicky is dead... for now. ps. i did at one point buy this girl flowers and leave them on her car for her at work. because i am a chump. never doing that again unless the girl has already S'd my D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 No girl is worth flowers until she's swallowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 No girl is worth flowers until she's swallowed ...as I'm swallowing my egg whites... THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 this weekend one of my friends said "you know madie, there is such a thing as a guy being TOO nice." what in the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Yeah, I feel like I agree with that but an example is difficult to explain. You don't think a dude can a little too weird with his niceness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 No girl is worth flowers until she's swallowed OMFG best line from you ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I don’t even know. I was/am a sucker for assholes who have brief moments of niceness. It made me appreciate the niceness more I guess... when it was few and far between. but that’s not good right? jesus i don’t know. As I get older I get more confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 i'm slowly figuring out that girls SAY they want a nice guy who buys them flowers and treats them well and shit but they say all that then go home to blow the dude who pisses them off everyday. wish i learned this sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'd like to think I'm in the middle somewhere. I do enjoy doing romantic things and making my lady feel special. But I'm also no afraid to tell you to shut the fuck up because you're pissing me off. Edit...There ya go...a "too nice guy" wouldn't tell you to shut up, or that you're being a bitch, asshole, dickhead, or whatever. They'd probably smile, take it, and tell you you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'd like to think I'm in the middle somewhere. I do enjoy doing romantic things and making my lady feel special. But I'm also no afraid to tell you to shut the fuck up because you're pissing me off. that's perfect. i need to get there. my problem is i find myself smitten once in a blue moon. so it's a big deal to me to even meet somebody i'm interested in dating. so i go all out "courting" a lady. sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. and when it doesn't, i'm left really really embarassed and pissed off. because i'm nicky, you should be stoked i'm paying so much special attention to you. the fuck's wrong with you? anyway, clearly i need to stop chasing bitches and just let shit happen to me. i'm not putting effort into any chicks for a while. every pretty girl i've met lately i've been a douche to. it seems to be goin ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 that's perfect. i need to get there. my problem is i find myself smitten once in a blue moon. so it's a big deal to me to even meet somebody i'm interested in dating. so i go all out "courting" a lady. sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't. and when it doesn't, i'm left really really embarassed and pissed off. because i'm nicky, you should be stoked i'm paying so much special attention to you. the fuck's wrong with you? anyway, clearly i need to stop chasing bitches and just let shit happen to me. i'm not putting effort into any chicks for a while. every pretty girl i've met lately i've been a douche to. it seems to be goin ok. And this is why we should be best friends. Totally in the same boat. During my ride home last night, I honestly thought to myself "I don't understand why girls don't want to date me". Sure I have my faults... Obviously. But but it's mostly dumb shit that most people need months of being together to realize. I feel like I have all the important shit in place- good looking, well-liked, cool as shit, 2 jobs, a good family, genuinely nice, and a magnum dong that has always and will always stay faithful. WHY AM I NOT WAKING UP NEXT TO A SUPER MODEL EVERY DAY?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 hey rybread, my roommate has an instagram crush on you. kickstarter for ryan to come to michigan and sleep with my roommate, let’s do this thang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 No girl is worth flowers until she's swallowed i guess i should buy my girl some flowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Edit...There ya go...a "too nice guy" wouldn't tell you to shut up, or that you're being a bitch, asshole, dickhead, or whatever. They'd probably smile, take it, and tell you you're awesome. there is some interesting stuff here. I think I'd rather be called a dickhead than a bitch though. My ex always used to do this: I'd say 'you called me a bitch', and he'd say 'no, I said you were being a bitch' got me every damn time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My ex reminded me today that when I join the real world in a couple months that I'm going to have to start dating and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 hey rybread, my roommate has an instagram crush on you. kickstarter for ryan to come to michigan and sleep with my roommate, let’s do this thang. orly? pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 her roommate is the lead singer for romeo void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 hey rybread, my roommate has an instagram crush on you. kickstarter for ryan to come to michigan and sleep with my roommate, let’s do this thang. ill chip in monies for this. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Spot the curly headed girl in 90% of my Instagram photos and you've found her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Kick starter to send me to madies with Ryan so I can touch madies boobs. almightyseancore 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'll chip in for this too. Also very serious. Nicky's right hand cupping right teat. Ry's left hand cupping her left teat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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