-tess. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 High school relationships never work out anyway. And honestly, I would take my gf's last name, cause Karver is so more badass... and people can pronounce it. Haha. haha, so true. But it was still funny to think about. Karver is pretty badass. My last name is alright. But I have never really been one to care much. Can't wait to change my name. I hate my last name so much it's not even funny. Man, it must be pretty bad. I just laughed out loud. I am glad I could make you LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I would cry. The guy I'm currently *interested* in now has the worst last name and I'm sad about it. What is it? People can't pronounce Photographs? Photgraphs. What annoys me is when people can't listen to a simple directory. Press 1 for this. Press 2 for that. Press 3 for the last thing. "Hello. I want to speak with 1." "This is 3. Why didn't you press 1?""Well the wait for 1 was longer..." So much face palm. 2 more days. 2. More. Days. Also, /b/ welcomes you. No matter what I always press 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I went to school with a girl who had the last name Buttz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I once knew a person named Elvira Beulah Slaughter. So...you all lose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What is it? seriously terrified about posting this on the internet because i'm paranoid. but... wertman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What annoys me is when people can't listen to a simple directory. Press 1 for this. Press 2 for that. Press 3 for the last thing. "Hello. I want to speak with 1." "This is 3. Why didn't you press 1?" "Well the wait for 1 was longer..." So much face palm. 2 more days. 2. More. Days. Also, /b/ welcomes you. You've got this. 2 days is pie. Also, what? Confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 seriously terrified about posting this on the internet because i'm paranoid. but... wertman At least it isn't Wartman. Which is what everyone will call your children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What is it? Photgraphs. No matter what I always press 0. With my work, and my work, what I do in my dept. is very, very specific, so general idiots just hit whatever to get connected. I play switchboard a lot. There is no '0' option in our IDR thankfully, but I do the same thing when trying to get a hold of customer service. One thing you do for long waits is hit the Spanish prompt, cause most of the time they speak English almost, if not as good as Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 You've got this. 2 days is pie. Also, what? Confused. He made a 4chan joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 With my work, and my work, what I do in my dept. is very, very specific, so general idiots just hit whatever to get connected. I play switchboard a lot. There is no '0' option in our IDR thankfully, but I do the same thing when trying to get a hold of customer service. One thing you do for long waits is hit the Spanish prompt, cause most of the time they speak English almost, if not as good as Spanish. Ah, see I'm always dealing with Dr.'s offices, and 0 just skips me past 5 minutes of listening to a recording and gets me the main switchboard so I can spend the literally 30 seconds I need speaking with a nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 You've got this. 2 days is pie. Also, what? Confused. 2 more days. Then 2 week vacation. Hahaha nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 My high school boyfriend's last name was Tuttle. Tessa Tuttle would have been awful. My high school boyfriend was Sisk. Awful. And I think I have a slight lisp so it was even worse for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Butts Raper Wetmore All people I know / knew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 At least it isn't Wartman. Which is what everyone will call your children. i have NIGHTMARES and i'm not even dating the dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He made a 4chan joke! This guy gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Could be worse,... First name: Butts. Last name: Raper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I once knew a person named Elvira Beulah Slaughter. So...you all lose? I went to college with several slaughters! All related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 He made a 4chan joke! 2 more days. Then 2 week vacation. Hahaha nevermind. Obviously my trolling skills need work. Meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 i have NIGHTMARES and i'm not even dating the dude. You could always legally change your last name to something else, to Pout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What is it? Photgraphs. No matter what I always press 0. Same I once knew a person named Elvira Beulah Slaughter. So...you all lose? Yikes, yeah I'd say so. seriously terrified about posting this on the internet because i'm paranoid. but... wertman That's...... not the worst last name ever, but maybe in the top 500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Used to work at a car repair shop. The surname of Peachey-Kountz always made the guys in the back crack up. No idea if the hyphen was from marriage or birth. TheGhostOfRandySavage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 High school relationships never work out anyway. And honestly, I would take my gf's last name, cause Karver is so more badass... and people can pronounce it. Haha. Here's what ya do then, Matt. Be a gentleman and ask your lady's pop for her hand in marriage, and this is how you pitch it to him: Ahem... "Sir, I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. I'd also like to take Karver as my last name." When he says 'Of course, Matt, you have my blessing.' You reply... Ahem... "That's good, because either way I was going to take her to my bunk and Karver a new vagina!" ZING!!! ^That has got to be the most lewd thing I've ever typed in my life. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Raper This might be is the worst last name ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I went to college with several slaughters! All related. I sometimes wish I had the last name Slaughter. Suuuuuper metal. (Also, the lady I referred to was actually an old woman, which makes it even better!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 i have NIGHTMARES and i'm not even dating the dude. I vote you change it to Turkelton. And your catch phrase can be: "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!" futures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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