Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I went to college with several slaughters! All related. I would be okay with Slaughter. There is something probably wrong with me. You could always legally change your last name to something else, to Pout. Logan Taylor Pout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If, say, by some crazy chance this dude and I have a future together. I could keep my last name, but if we have kids...those kids are fucked. Maybe I can convince him to change his last name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Here's what ya do then, Matt. Be a gentleman and ask your lady's pop for her hand in marriage, and this is how you pitch it to him: Ahem... "Sir, I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. I'd also like to take Karver as my last name." When he says 'Of course, Matt, you have my blessing.' You reply... Ahem... "That's good, because either way I was going to take her to my bunk and Karver a new vagina!" ZING!!! ^That has got to be the most lewd thing I've ever typed in my life. I'm sorry. If this works and I live, you get a groomsman's gift box. If it doesn't, I'll be dead, so I wouldn't be able to do anything. Maybe haunt you. Nah fuck that, I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I would be okay with Slaughter. There is something probably wrong with me. Logan Taylor Pout. Taylorpout sounds like a sex move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 If, say, by some crazy chance this dude and I have a future together. I could keep my last name, but if we have kids...those kids are fucked. Maybe I can convince him to change his last name. Also, if he sees you talking about this on the internet, he is bolting. Hahahahha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Taylorpout sounds like a sex move. #NSFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Also, if he sees you talking about this on the internet, he is bolting. Hahahahha. Which is why I was super paranoid about posting his last name on the internet. I'm only aware of one person on these boards that actually knows him so I think we all right. I also feel like he's the type of person who would get a kick out of it BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO TEST THAT THEORY. I'm seriously insane. I think about everything like 10 years in the future and then have panic attacks about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Taylorpout sounds like a sex move. More like an asex move. Like when someone is like: "Hey, talking is cool and stuff but what to you think about progressing to a physical relationship" Cue the Taylorpout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 mattphotographs, on 01 Oct 2014 - 10:54 AM, said: Not at all what I expected to happen after our exchange earlier. Trying to stir up trouble aren't you, Bea. lol. I saw what you were doing, I know to pick my battles. I said what I needed to say and we were cool after that. I'm not about holding grudges! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ??????? Went there on Monday =P I can't wait to get rid of O'Farrell, that apostrophe has plagued me every time I apply for a credit card, visit the DMV, go to vote... Basically anything you have to register for. I was just thinking of your last name this morning. I wanted to ask if you were into the idea of taking on the name Madie Bruise lol. But in all seriousness, I hadn't thought about how difficult the name would be for you... is it because some people are still not cool with the Irish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Nobody has every really made fun of my name. The only thing that happens sometimes is people don't fully read my name or something and think I am Theresa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Pronounced Thur-essa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 More like an asex move. Like when someone is like: "Hey, talking is cool and stuff but what to you think about progressing to a physical relationship" Cue the Taylorpout. Either that or it could be a synonym for penis. "then he pulled out his taylorpout..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Trying to stir up trouble aren't you, Bea. lol. I saw what you were doing, I know to pick my battles. I said what I needed to say and we were cool after that. I'm not about holding grudges! Went there on Monday =P I was just thinking of your last name this morning. I wanted to ask if you were into the idea of taking on the name Madie Bruise lol. But in all seriousness, I hadn't thought about how difficult the name would be for you... is it because some people are still not cool with the Irish? We're no longer on typing terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I can't wait til Friday. I need time off so badly. Utterly exhausted and tired of this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Could be worse,... First name: Butts. Last name: Raper. Ophelia Weiner was not one of the most popular girls at my high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'm changing my name when I get home. It's gonna be a doozy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 She was ugly huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 There was a guy here named Brock Lees. Like a pluralized form of 'broccoli'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Some people (work-related) pronounce my name "Ellie". Sorry, I don't look or sound like a chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 We had an Eric Shin in my high school. That's a pretty hard name to carry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is it Stroker? Titsball? Hooker? Chod? Mangina? McShitfuck? Can't be worse than that kid named Jesus Condom. I met someone with the first name Gonorrhea, pronounced Ga-nor-e-ah. Biggest face palm ever. DOLORESSSSSSSS! We're no longer on typing terms. Aw darn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 We had an Eric Shin in my high school. That's a pretty hard name to carry. omg this wins. this is the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 We had an Eric Shin in my high school. That's a pretty hard name to carry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 We had an Eric Shin in my high school. That's a pretty hard name to carry. Wow, his parents are dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 We had an Eric Shin in my high school. That's a pretty hard name to carry.Pun intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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