tarzioo_ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 What the actual fuck. I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment. It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left. I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night. Fuck. My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger. Woah. Shit!! Did you dog hear him and start barking ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 i love AD but i rarely "lol". even to other people telling me a joke or a funny story i feel bad but i cant fake a laugh either. but i did really find it funny! if you wanna see me lol watch impractical jokers or eastbound and down with me. dunno why i said all of this. The US impractical jokers leaves me howling with laughter. We tried it over here and it failed badly. AD is wonderful but Parks and Rec has me laughing out loud a lot more, so did the office and the first two seasons of workaholics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 yeah thats wild, i wouldnt have been able to stay calm. i would have been angry at the intruder and then at my roommate I'm fucking livid right now. I want to slap her in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 What the actual fuck. I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment. It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left. I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night. Fuck. My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger. Whoa. That's some scary shit. Eggie- Congrats on the new ball and chain! (I assume that was not a joke). Everyone else- Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Woah. Shit!! Did you dog hear him and start barking ?!? Dog was in the bedroom in the crate. And he never barks at anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The US impractical jokers leaves me howling with laughter. We tried it over here and it failed badly. AD is wonderful but Parks and Rec has me laughing out loud a lot more, so did the office and the first two seasons of workaholics. jokers is so good! the only reality type show i enjoy. its weird because it seems so simple to do. maybe you need those 4 guys over there haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 jokers is so good! the only reality type show i enjoy. its weird because it seems so simple to do. maybe you need those 4 guys over there haha Have you guys seen the bit where they try to convince people to have some mashed potatoes? I don't know why, but I was crying by the end of that. So funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 jokers is so good! the only reality type show i enjoy. its weird because it seems so simple to do. maybe you need those 4 guys over there haha Yeah it's just the people they tried to do it with over here just didn't work. It also felt very tame compared to the US one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Whoa. That's some scary shit. Eggie- Congrats on the new ball and chain! (I assume that was not a joke). Everyone else- Hello. Mornin' Fowty Dollaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Have you guys seen the bit where they try to convince people to have some mashed potatoes? I don't know why, but I was crying by the end of that. So funny. That was brilliant. I honestly wouldn't know how I would react if that was happening to me. I always cry with laughter at the looking for the room mate one where they both have to bounce on the couch. That would be such a fun house to live in! Fowty Dollaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Mornin' Marnin' chees...I mean Emm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 That was brilliant. I honestly wouldn't know how I would react if that was happening to me. I always cry with laughter at the looking for the room mate one where they both have to bounce on the couch. That would be such a fun house to live in! I don't know if I've seen that one. I was visiting my dad and he told me about the show, so I stayed up until 2 or 3 in the morning watching episodes of it. Since then I've only sporadically watched it, and I suck for not watching it more. I grew up with Jackass and CKY so I enjoy pranks and jokes like that show offers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Getting woken up in the middle of the night with a mirgraine is always fun. Now being at work on no sleep, still with a migraine is even more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Getting woken up in the middle of the night with a mirgraine is always fun. Now being at work on no sleep, still with a migraine is even more fun. Rough day/ night. Migraines are literally one of the worst things ever. They are how I know god doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Cheese 'Emms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Rough day/ night. Migraines are literally one of the worst things ever. They are how I know god doesn't exist. Or he does exist, & migraines are one of his many ways to fuck with us while he sits back & laughs his ass off. Fowty Dollaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Or he does exist, & migraines are one of his many ways to fuck with us while he sits back & laughs his ass off. I'm not doggin' on religious types. I think it's a wonderful thing for many people's psychological health (sans extremists like Westboro Baptist, ISL, and so on). I just think if god was real and wanted us to love him/her/it, then god wouldn't have given us freewill. What a silly, silly move. Now we've destroyed the planet and one another. Also migraines are like little bursts of torture. That is cruel. +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm not doggin' on religious types. I think it's a wonderful thing for many people's psychological health (sans extremists like Westboro Baptist, ISL, and so on). I just think if god was real and wanted us to love him/her/it, then god wouldn't have given us freewill. What a silly, silly move. Now we've destroyed the planet and one another. Also migraines are like little bursts of torture. That is cruel. Same here. Hell, until a few months ago I believed in god. Now I believe either he doesnt exist, or is just a spectator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Now I believe either he doesnt exist, or is just a spectator. fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I'm good on serious stuff for the day, so.... Fowty Dollaz and hippielauryn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 That would actually be awesome! Free kitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 That would actually be awesome! Free kitty! I second this! FYI - Supposedly sexual release can help with migraines. Just a little tidbit of info for your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Well, that took a turn fast. And yes, migraines suck. As for the God thing, being raised catholic and going to catholic schools my entire life has really turned me off on their God. I think I don't believe in him, but I don't know. I consider myself agnostic currently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I second this! FYI - Supposedly sexual release can help with migraines. Just a little tidbit of info for your day. No longer can a headache be an excuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I second this! FYI - Supposedly sexual release can help with migraines. Just a little tidbit of info for your day. and if you're at work, masturbate in the rest rooms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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