Sad Heart Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 So here is what happened with a little more detail: A dude walked into my fucking apartment at 5:30 this morning. I had maybe been asleep for an hour. Luckily I'm a light sleeper and was asleep on the couch (like I always am). He comes in saying he needs a place to hide. It's a fucking cave in my apartment so I can't see this dude at all. I think he is holding a bag or something, in the way a girl holds a teddy bear. I calmly told him to leave. He said it a few more times. He has remained at my front door the entire time, but now he starts to walk forward. He asked if I was James. He said he was looking for his dog Max. Then he walks back to the door leaning against it like I have a peephole to look out of, trying to see if the coast is clear. He must have been drugged out of his mind. I finally got him to leave. I don't really know how long it actually took, maybe only a minute. I'm not sure if he was wasted and mistook my apartment for someone else's or was just fucking insane or both. I'm so lucky I didn't do something stupid in my daze or do something rash. I could have been fucking murdered, or worse, my record could have been stolen (I definitely would have knifed someone for that). And I'm so fucking livid with roommate right now. I want to fucking slap her for not locking the door when she came in from letting the dog out. I don't know how this dude found my apartment door and decided to see if it was unlocked being as we live in a fucking apartment complex. Especially since my apartment is tucked in the back corner and you can't even see it looking straight at the building. What the fuck. I haven't slept and I'm still a little shook up since it was pitch dark and I had only fallen asleep about an hour before it happened. I went and told my roommate what happened and she says "I'm scared". I turn to leave and say "thanks for almost getting me murdered". I'm so livid that happened because of someone else's stupidity. I always lock the door when I get in, always. No matter what. I'm so pissed that I went through it and that bitch went back to bed. Fuck. Sorry for the rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 what's a bulgur? is that like a nooner? I think she just misspelled it. She's having McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Short for husband's bulge perhaps? fuck yeah, cabin in the woods +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I just got 2 packages from GoHastings last week and both were in standard vinyl mailers. Prior to that I've order a few other times and it was never bad. I have gotten some damaged records from them, but they were clearance stuff that looked like it was just beat to heck sitting on a shelf and moved around a bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 So here is what happened with a little more detail: A dude walked into my fucking apartment at 5:30 this morning. I had maybe been asleep for an hour. Luckily I'm a light sleeper and was asleep on the couch (like I always am). He comes in saying he needs a place to hide. It's a fucking cave in my apartment so I can't see this dude at all. I think he is holding a bag or something, in the way a girl holds a teddy bear. I calmly told him to leave. He said it a few more times. He has remained at my front door the entire time, but now he starts to walk forward. He asked if I was James. He said he was looking for his dog Max. Then he walks back to the door leaning against it like I have a peephole to look out of, trying to see if the coast is clear. He must have been drugged out of his mind. I finally got him to leave. I don't really know how long it actually took, maybe only a minute. I'm not sure if he was wasted and mistook my apartment for someone else's or was just fucking insane or both. I'm so lucky I didn't do something stupid in my daze or do something rash. I could have been fucking murdered, or worse, my record could have been stolen (I definitely would have knifed someone for that). And I'm so fucking livid with roommate right now. I want to fucking slap her for not locking the door when she came in from letting the dog out. I don't know how this dude found my apartment door and decided to see if it was unlocked being as we live in a fucking apartment complex. Especially since my apartment is tucked in the back corner and you can't even see it looking straight at the building. What the fuck. I haven't slept and I'm still a little shook up since it was pitch dark and I had only fallen asleep about an hour before it happened. I went and told my roommate what happened and she says "I'm scared". I turn to leave and say "thanks for almost getting me murdered". I'm so livid that happened because of someone else's stupidity. I always lock the door when I get in, always. No matter what. I'm so pissed that I went through it and that bitch went back to bed. Fuck. Sorry for the rant. Understandable. I get so pissed when people prop open our outside door so their friends can come in without them coming downstairs. So I know where you're coming from. It's like...do you not realize it's late at night and anyone could just walk inside? We also have locked doors at each floor, and my wife and I lock our door as well...but it drives me insane that people don't consider that something bad could happen by leaving the door wide open in what people in Portland call "the getto." (compared to where I used to live it's definitely not the ghetto. Still, not a great area.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 fuck yeah, cabin in the woods Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.... glad someone caught that. You deserve an Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Fixed that for you. What is a bulgur? ha! way better! what's a bulgur? is that like a nooner? bulgur is a kind of cracked wheat. it's a "healthy grain" in the same realm of food douchery as quinoa. Short for husband's bulge perhaps? i like your definition better! too bad i don't have one of those. this is one very single tot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Short for husband's bulge perhaps? fuck yeah, cabin in the woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Understandable. I get so pissed when people prop open our outside door so their friends can come in without them coming downstairs. So I know where you're coming from. It's like...do you not realize it's late at night and anyone could just walk inside? We also have locked doors at each floor, and my wife and I lock our door as well...but it drives me insane that people don't consider that something bad could happen by leaving the door wide open in what people in Portland call "the getto." (compared to where I used to live it's definitely not the ghetto. Still, not a great area.) I always lock the door when I come inside. Always. It's just instinctual. It's habit. I don't care what time of day it is. I lock the fucking door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specterXmagic Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 she says "I'm scared". I turn to leave and say "thanks for almost getting me murdered" hahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I have a huge kitchen knife hidden under the couch just in case. He didn't move too far away from the door though. If he would have come any closer shit would have gone down. I'm glad it didn't. Good thing I'm moving soon. this whole thing is horrifying. i've had a few similar experiences, but never this fucked up. i think you've just inspired me to become one of those people that keeps a baseball bat by the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 bulgur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I've never felt the need to have a bat/knife under my bed, however my house has automatic locks on both external doors, stupidly loud intruder alarm and locks on every room in the house. If anyone can get to me through all that they deserve a fair fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 this whole thing is horrifying. i've had a few similar experiences, but never this fucked up. i think you've just inspired me to become one of those people that keeps a shotgun by the door. Guns, people. Guns. Also, not by the door, dude could have just grabbed it and then he'd have had a gun/bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Guns are never the answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Guns are always the answer! Especially a shotgun. Two shells of buckshot, then a slug. If two shots of buck don't run somebody off...they really want to kill you. Plus...if the sound of a shotgun cocking doesn't run someone of...then you're already probably in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Speaking of knives. You'll all be pleased to know I finally got the cheese knife I wanted and the seller let me keep the wrong other style of knife. I'm now well equipped for both soft cheese and crumbly cheese. +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Got a 12 gauge, a bat, a hook & a corkscrew just for sit's like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I've never felt the need to have a bat/knife under my bed, however my house has automatic locks on both external doors, stupidly loud intruder alarm and locks on every room in the house. If anyone can get to me through all that they deserve a fair fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Guns are always the answer! We don't do much right over here but I fully think the gun laws are one thing we actually did well. It's always a big heavy subject to start discussing though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 We don't do much right over here but I fully think the gun laws are one thing we actually did well. It's always a big heavy subject to start discussing though! Ohhhh, you're UK! I forgot. You don't have to worry as much about an intruder having a gun. That's like...the main concern in my neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ohhhh, you're UK! I forgot. You don't have to worry as much about an intruder having a gun. That's like...the main concern in my neighborhood. I think the UK has severe knife problems though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Ohhhh, you're UK! I forgot. You don't have to worry as much about an intruder having a gun. Very true, other than farmers it's very rare anyone has guns here! Guns scare me and I've never actually seen one in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I think the UK has severe knife problems though Baseball bat is a good alternative to a knife. Better reach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Very true, other than farmers it's very rare anyone has guns here! Guns scare me and I've never actually seen one in real life. You just have to be careful with them. I actually keep mine locked up in my room unless I'm carrying one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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