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I am stone faced during Arrested Development.

I snorted once... when "For British Eyes Only" was sang the first time...

That is it.

This stuff always blows my mind! AD, to me, is the funniest show that has ever been on television. It's totally fine if it isn't your thing but it is so weird to me!

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This stuff always blows my mind! AD, to me, is the funniest show that has ever been on television. It's totally fine if it isn't your thing but it is so weird to me!

i love AD but i rarely "lol". even to other people telling me a joke or a funny story i feel bad but i cant fake a laugh either. but i did really find it funny!

 

if you wanna see me lol watch impractical jokers or eastbound and down with me. dunno why i said all of this.

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What the actual fuck.

 

I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment.

It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left.

 

I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night.

 

Fuck.

 

My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger.

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*sausage in the mouth

^_^

 

:D

 

What the actual fuck.

 

I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment.

It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left.

 

I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night.

 

Fuck.

 

My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger.

 

Well thats fucking terrifying, Glad he didnt kill/rob you.

 

 

 

Also, I'm kinda surprised you dont have security system, being Dave Grohl & all.

 

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What the actual fuck.

 

I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment.

It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left.

 

I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night.

 

Fuck.

 

My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger.

yeah thats wild, i wouldnt have been able to stay calm. i would have been angry at the intruder and then at my roommate 

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