Dominic_ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Nothing worse (co worker wise) than the guy who has 0 sense of humor AND is an ass-kisser. C'mon Dave, those guys are the most fun people to mess with! Have some fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 It seems older women do it for more. You dog you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I'd prefer that to a co-worker who bathes in the most appalling perfume. I've got a co-worker that must use a half bottle of perfume every single day. It seriously makes my eyes burn and water and I have to try and hold my breath if she gets within 3 feet of me or so in the first few hours of work. After that it's not as noticeable. I'm really sensitive to shitty perfume. Old women will wear like a gallon of that shit and it can give me a migraine. I've had to walk away from customers and ask a co-worker to finish helping them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 C'mon Dave, those guys are the most fun people to mess with! Have some fun! WHO IS EMPLOYING YOU ILLEGALLY?! You're not wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Heck yeah to that menos el oso tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 WHO IS EMPLOYING YOU ILLEGALLY?! You're not wrong though. I create my own work generally by reselling shit from thrift stores/eBay/Craigslist. I have some real fuckers for classmates though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 You dog you! pfft, not like that. I work in the front office, and people come in and out of here for interviews. I have myself an older woman (by a year) and that's all I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Oh yeah, I guess classmates are kinda like coworkers. Just do what I did. Sleep all day, every day and don't interact with anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Oh yeah, I guess classmates are kinda like coworkers. Just do what I did. Sleep all day, every day and don't interact with anyone. I really try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I have myself an older woman (by a year) and that's all I need. I hear you. Lucky man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Jesus Christ...just realized I graduated 10 years and 1 month ago. STOP REMINDING ME HOW OLD I AM. YOUR YOUTH OFFENDS ME. ALSO MY BACK HURTS. GreatGreenOne77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Jesus Christ...just realized I graduated 10 years and 1 month ago. STOP REMINDING ME HOW OLD I AM. YOUR YOUTH OFFENDS ME. ALSO MY BACK HURTS. Sorry, I'll escort myself off of your lawn GreatGreenOne77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bladewillisisdead Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 We heard some crashing sounds a few weeks ago so I ran to see what it was. Turned out to be some kids skateboarding outside. Went back into the bedroom and my girlfriend was like "what was it? Did the cats break something?" So I said "Nah just some no good yoots skateboarding outside. "Did you just say yoots?" "Yooooouuuttthhhhhssssss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 We heard some crashing sounds a few weeks ago so I ran to see what it was. Turned out to be some kids skateboarding outside. Went back into the bedroom and my girlfriend was like "what was it? Did the cats break something?" So I said "Nah just some no good yoots skateboarding outside. "Did you just say yoots?" "Yooooouuuttthhhhhssssss" There's this motherfucker I really don't like but it's okay because he thinks he's Tony fucking Hawk but he's actually really pathetic at it so I just get to watch him bust his ass trying to show off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 http://www.livescience.com/2165-women-wear-perfume.html Women who wear to much perfume may be depressed. Same goes for men and cologne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Weird. I'm depressed & I despise cologne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Weird. I'm depressed & I despise cologne. What they are saying is depression dulls the sense of smell. So if you are depressed then you might overuse perfume / cologne because of your lack smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 What they are saying is depression dulls the sense of smell. So if you are depressed then you might overuse perfume / cologne because of your lack smell. Ah, interesting. Between that & cig smoking I'll have no sense of smell in a few years hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Jesus Christ...just realized I graduated 10 years and 1 month ago. STOP REMINDING ME HOW OLD I AM. YOUR YOUTH OFFENDS ME. ALSO MY BACK HURTS. Same here yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Jesus Christ...just realized I graduated 10 years and 1 month ago. STOP REMINDING ME HOW OLD I AM. YOUR YOUTH OFFENDS ME. ALSO MY BACK HURTS. "The problem with the youth of today is that one is no longer part of it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I can't find much in terms of jobs that are not phone jobs right now. I'm about to start randomly sending my resume to computer repair shops and such, just to try something different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 BRUCEWILLISISOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundofsilver Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 I finally checked Modest Mouse off of the list yesterday. Solid show. You always hope for more oldies, but in certain settings, it doesn't happen. Still, very happy. Friends were married Saturday, and it was as hot as Colombia outside. That nice, sticky, muggy feeling we all love in the midwest. Had a great time all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 BRUCEWILLISISOLD Every time I read his name I read it as brucewillisisdad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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