maneatingcow Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 so a woman just sold her virginity for $801k. wow. all mine cost was a 12 pack of Natty Light. Damn thats cheap. http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/01/15/22-year-old-sells-virginity-online-and-feds-cant-do-thing-to-stop-her/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... I generally hate people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Oh, and happy whatever Laura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Guys, it's my birthday. Which means I'm wearing a pretty dress, curled my hair, and am going to drink an insane amount of tequila tonight. Happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 but... you like all of us pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Gin, fruit punch Gatorade, and a tent. ..not proud of that one. gin and fruit punch gatorade, sounds like high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 just found out that i get to go to an adoption in event in DC on saturday for a rescue group with my friend and be their photographer! my friend's dog that she had since he was a puppy died suddenly (well, not SUPER suddenly, since he was a 12 year old husky) a couple weeks ago and she's been inconsolable since then. she just found out yesterday that her application to foster a dog was approved and we'll be picking up a 1-2 year old female husky from a high kill shelter down south to bring back with her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 gin and fruit punch gatorade, sounds like high school. YUP. Ugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 but... you like all of us pudding? Sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayteamanis Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's finals week, and I asked one of my professors if I could take the final for her class today instead of having to wait until next Tuesday to take it, since that's the only final I have left after today and it'd save me a trip to campus, and all she replied with was "Nope!" She was already proctoring the exam for another of my classes, all she had to do was bring it with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 YUP. Ugh... I did vodka pink lemodade and beer mixed in high school. we called them pink panty droppers. DOUBLE UGHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURAAA! I have one group text between two of my close friends. That's about all I can handle. I had another one at one point, but we all just got overwhelmed with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It's finals week, and I asked one of my professors if I could take the final for her class today instead of having to wait until next Tuesday to take it, since that's the only final I have left after today and it'd save me a trip to campus, and all she replied with was "Nope!" She was already proctoring the exam for another of my classes, all she had to do was bring it with her. She was probably concerned that you were going to share what was on the exam with everyone else. Regardless of whether you would or wouldn't do it, she had to play it safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Real talk: I never drank in HS...my drinking started AFTER I graduated. Hell, I didn't even hit any w33d until my senior year. Still graduated with a 4.0 tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horrorbusiness138 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 so a woman just sold her virginity for $801k. wow. all mine cost was a 12 pack of Natty Light. Same here, but coors light instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 i still don't drink. HEY-OOOOOOO!!! chocolate milk and root beer all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It didn't take anything for me to loose my v-card. I got gypped!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 i still don't drink. HEY-OOOOOOO!!! chocolate milk and root beer all day. Nowadays I only drink socially...work functions and shows mainly, and really only to have something to do/drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 It didn't take anything for me to loose my v-card. I got gypped!!!! me too. we should've bargained for something gf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 actually i was sober after my first boink. it was after baseball practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I started a For Sale thread, it's nothing exciting but I hope people buy things because I need money for traveling next month! I should really start selling clothes again but it takes so much work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 something, something, home plate, euphemism, punchline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 who's on first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 balls balled home plate Backdoor Slider Batter’s box Blowing the save Catcher’s mitt Extra innings etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Nowadays I only drink socially...work functions and shows mainly, and really only to have something to do/drink. Nowadays I only drink at home with my dog. Going to the bar is too expensive/annoying. I'd rather curl up with a good beer and my best buddy and play some videogames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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