Guest Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I think a lot of people, me included, do genuinely enjoy their jobs, but I know there are a million other places I’d rather be. I wouldn’t choose to be here, I have to be here. Weekends/after work are for doing the fun stuff and pursuing passions. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Yesterday, for the second time in my life, I accidentally locked myself in a porta-potty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 How is that even possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Yesterday, for the second time in my life, I accidentally locked myself in a porta-potty. that would be my own personal hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 We have a large trailer-style porta-potty at work. It has been out of order for a couple days now, but yesterday I saw someone walking out of the men's one, so I took it upon myself to figure out how he unlocked it and to make sure it would remain locked. Well, I went inside the bathroom, brought the door in towards me to inspect the knob and locking mechanism, not really thinking about or noticing that there is no lock on the inside of the door. As I was "working on" the lock that had up until this point not been locking, I heard a click and realized I had fucked up and locked myself in a mobile sewer that had been baking in 90 degree heat. I don't have a cell phone plan so I couldn't call work, I had to Facebook a co-worker and hope they got the message before I became a permanent resident of this broken down porta-potty. Luckily, she got the message and in a couple agonizing minutes, I was set free. I was nauseous for about an hour after. It was terrible. Years ago in the Army, I took a pee in a porta-potty after a day of working on something and as the NCO in charge was closing up, he accidentally padlocked me in. That only lasted a few seconds and I didn't actually lock myself in but I figured I'd embellish the previous post by saying I had locked myself in a porta-John twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 That sounds like whatever word would be more awful than the use of 'terrible.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie...MakeDamnSure Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Any of you designers (or anyone really) have the face Brandon Grotesque in multiple weights? Considering using it for a web project and I know it is available on Typekit but I'd like to comp with it. Let me know. We need a design thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 We need a design thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 of the 6,134 fonts we own, that is not one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 id love a design thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 okay okay I'll make one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emo Revival Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Im reading Mcleans magazine in my assessment class because we're discussing mean, median, and mode, somethingi learned in 4th grade. Fuck these required non-psych courses, they're a waste of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Tell your teacher "standard deviation or GTFO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Tell your teacher "standard deviation or GTFO!" I know that's coming up soon, but considering I've already presented data from a study I ran at a national conference this is all old hat to me. Although I wish we would cover ANOVA and MANOVA cause I'm a little rusty on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 So I found out Wavves is on tour today in art class and almost shit myself I'm so very excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Stop lying, we all know you shit yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch. Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Last night whilst deseeding an avocado I managed to stab myself in the finger and hit the bone, so that was fun...http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_6-famous-unsolved-mysteries-with-really-obvious-solutions.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Last night whilst deseeding an avocado I managed to stab myself in the finger and hit the bone, so that was fun... http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_6-famous-unsolved-mysteries-with-really-obvious-solutions.html What method do you use to get the seed out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I've done this too. Except my palm. Almost broke on thru to tha other side. Found a new way. One excluding blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch. Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 What method do you use to get the seed out? Well usually I just cut into the seed enough for the knife to stick, but since I was using a steak knife I just stabbed the point of the knife in it and pair that with too much pressure ends up with the seed slipping around, knife going through the avocado and into my finger, ha ha. I've done this too. Except my palm. Almost broke on thru to tha other side. Found a new way. One excluding blood. Holy shit, good thing I wasn't using a proper knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Well usually I just cut into the seed enough for the knife to stick, but since I was using a steak knife I just stabbed the point of the knife in it and pair that with too much pressure ends up with the seed slipping around, knife going through the avocado and into my finger, ha ha. Holy shit, good thing I wasn't using a proper knife. I used to work at a sandwich shop and I saw a lot of avocado related injuries. In the five years I worked there I never had a problem when doing it like this... David The Gnome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fooood Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I used to work at a sandwich shop and I saw a lot of avocado related injuries. In the five years I worked there I never had a problem when doing it like this... I always hit it pretty hard with the knife I'm surprised I haven't cut my finger open yet haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch. Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I used to work at a sandwich shop and I saw a lot of avocado related injuries. In the five years I worked there I never had a problem when doing it like this... That's how I meant I usually do it, but now I know how to make an avocado fan, so thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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