abovetheearth Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 tina. let me know when you wanna walk into a wall again, ill help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Mine happened when my uncle double bounced me. My aunt and uncle came over to our house to watch us for the week while my parents went on vacation. My brother, uncle and I were playing on the trampoline as my parents were getting ready to leave. My uncle double bounced me and I flew in the air and my foot landed in one of the springs and ripped it open. My parents rushed me to the hospital (running over a suitcase in the process) and then left to catch their plane. The week was pretty cool though. I got tons of ice cream and we played Nintendo all week. omg that sounds so painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 too many injuries and scars to count. i spent many summers in the ER as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortugalTheBatman Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Broke my ankle a couple of years back taking the trash out. Missed 6 weeks of work right after moving into my new apartment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 You guys are tough customers! Broken bones I can deal with, bad cuts get me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 you must have missed when i posted my sliced finger pic in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortugalTheBatman Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I manage a pizza place and had to deal with a guy who shaved his finger in the cheese grater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Cholly: yes, I did. PtheBman: gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I elbowed a wall, broke through drywall and hita stud at an angle which is how I have a crescent moon scar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 When I was about 10 I lived about 15 minutes (walking) from the local pool. The pool also had a playground. One day I went down there with my sister. She was at the pool and I was fucking around on the playground. They had one of those things that was a handle inside of a track so you just grab on, push yourself off the platform, hang on and slide down the suspended track. So since I was a 10yr idiot, I got way too much momentum, flew down the track way too fast, so when I hit the end my body went from a little bit of an angle where my feet were behind me to parallel with the ground. I flew up in the air and then came down to the ground on my upper arm. This caused a double compound fracture. Essentially my humerus broke and came out of my skin as did my radius. I was in so much pain but the adrenaline countered it to where I walked to the pool, told my sister I was walking home and left. I got home holding my new shit arm with my remaining intact arm, showed my mom, she nearly fainted. That was probably my worst injury just because it required an ambulance. I have black outed a few times from vert skating half pipes (yes I was wearing a helmet), have broken many fingers and toes, and have cut open my scalp once (so much blood). More recently I was at my parents' place for Thanksgiving about a year or so ago, and I was opening a bottle of beer. The lip of the neck managed to break off with the cap. So as the cap came off it turned the top of the bottle into a future weapon. My hand kept going from the momentum of the taking the cap off, and my middle finger got sliced open by the glass. The glass hit the bone, and I started bleeding, a lot. My mom started freaking out. I turned to my Dad and said "can I get a glass and a shot of Jameson"; he obliged. I ended up going to the hospital a few days later. If I would have gone right when it happened I would have needed stitches. Since I waited I just got butterfly-ed, taped, and dismissed. I still have a scar. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 When I was about 10 I lived about 15 minutes (walking) from the local pool. The pool also had a playground. One day I went down there with my sister. She was at the pool and I was fucking around on the playground. They had one of those things that was a handle inside of a track so you just grab on, push yourself off the platform, hang on and slide down the suspended track. So since I was a 10yr idiot, I got way too much momentum, flew down the track way too fast, so when I hit the end my body went from a little bit of an angle where my feet were behind me to parallel with the ground. I flew up in the air and then came down to the ground on my upper arm. This caused a double compound fracture. Essentially my humerus broke and came out of my skin as did my radius. I was in so much pain but the adrenaline countered it to where I walked to the pool, told my sister I was walking home and left. I got home holding my new shit arm with my remaining intact arm, showed my mom, she nearly fainted. That was probably my worst injury just because it required an ambulance. I have black outed a few times from vert skating half pipes (yes I was wearing a helmet), have broken many fingers and toes, and have cut open my scalp once (so much blood). More recently I was at my parents' place for Thanksgiving about a year or so ago, and I was opening a bottle of beer. The lip of the neck managed to break off with the cap. So as the cap came off it turned the top of the bottle into a future weapon. My hand kept going from the momentum of the taking the cap off, and my middle finger got sliced open by the glass. The glass hit the bone, and I started bleeding, a lot. My mom started freaking out. I turned to my Dad and said "can I get a glass and a shot of Jameson"; he obliged. I ended up going to the hospital a few days later. If I would have gone right when it happened I would have needed stitches. Since I waited I just got butterfly-ed, taped, and dismissed. I still have a scar. The end. Captain Badass here! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortugalTheBatman Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Captain Badass here! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Captain Badass here! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specterXmagic Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 i got kicked by a drunk dude at a suicide silence concert when i was like 12 and weighed 90 pounds and broke a rib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 facebook and instagram are both down. i'm drunk. i'm snowed in. what am i supposed to do with myself?! #tg4vc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 i got kicked by a drunk dude at a suicide silence concert when i was like 12 and weighed 90 pounds and broke a rib 90 Lb. Wuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 facebook and instagram are both down. i'm drunk. i'm snowed in. what am i supposed to do with myself?! #tg4vc Keep me awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Keep me awake. let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Keep me awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specterXmagic Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 90 Lb. Wuss i was super tiny still not that big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 We're not getting that much snow here. Maybe a few inches. Just enough to be annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 We're not getting that much snow here. Maybe a few inches. Just enough to be annoying. that's not too bad. we've already gotten several inches and it seems to be picking up again. snow here is super annoying because folks don't know what to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 At least you don't have to drive in it. I'd feel much safer if I could take public transportation everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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