Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Id rather work my ass off now while I'm young (plus I'm saving 12% toward my 401K) so I can retire and sit on my ass later while playing with my future grandkids Not a bad attitude to have at all, but it's just not me, I'd rather enjoy being young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Speaking of cats, have I ever told you guys about my business idea? Everyone loves kittens - they're lovable little fluffy bundles of cuteness and blissful playfulness. But then they eventually turn into cats - which suck (as outlined above). So my idea is to have a business in which you can get a kitten from me and once it turns into a cat, you can exchange it for a brand new baby bundle of joy. You can do this for as long as you want, having a kitten for years, ad infinitum. I will call the business FOREVER KITTENS. Now you may wonder, "record_junkie, what are you going to do with all of these fully-grown cats that people give you?" Now this is where the profit comes in. Next door to Forever Kittens, I will open a Chinese food restaurant. Because everyone knows... cats will work for free. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 No. I'm ready to take your kitty once it's full grown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm ready to take your kitty once it's full grown Also, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Also, no. But i already have a name picked out !! Ronald Wesley . Actually I'll have a pack of cats and name them all after characters from Harry Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambionic Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 But i already have a name picked out !! Ronald Wesley . Actually I'll have a pack of cats and name them all after characters from Harry Potter Even Mrs Norris and Crookshanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Even Mrs Norris and Crookshanks? I think I will just start out with 3 and see how far I can go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I just started to walk outside for my smoke break, and realized I can't get out of the building for another 2 hours. This is such a fun day. There are a ton of food trucks outside, but I have a feeling they'll be gone by the time I get a lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Not a bad attitude to have at all, but it's just not me, I'd rather enjoy being young. I still have fun man. Gotta find that balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm going to work until I die. I hate working but I don't anticipate being successful enough to ever retire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 All party here, no balance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Is it a party if you're drinking to numb the fact that you're permanently broken inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Maybe, it's all how you perceive it. I also don't recommend that, but what do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 The correct answer is "Yeah...a pity party!" or something. I dont know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I thought about saying that, but my brain is not really working today so I also thought it didn't make sense. I need nicotine and a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 My stomach is super fucked up today. I know a few of you with IBS said you take probiotics, which do you recommend? I need to try something, since mine has been acting up really bad since I was sick (I think it through the bacteria out of wack). Do they give you the shits when you start them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I don't take probiotics and I don't eat right so my IBS is out of control (mostly due to anxiety). Bananas and plain rice are good for your poops if you have IBS though. Maybe some ginger tea, but that might be too spicy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Were you on antibiotics when you were sick? Cause that'll throw your whole GI tract out of whack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I was not, just a ton of vomitting and the shits. I barely ate the entire time too. Ever since though, my stomach hurts 24/7, and bad. A lot of alternation between all the ibs symptoms, depending on the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 My suggestion would be to eat as blandly as possible and maybe try an elimination diet to pinpoint if there are specific foods that trigger you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I've been keeping a journal on and off for a few years, and it usually helps, but the past month has been annoying. I need to start paying attention more for sure. My anxiety has been worse lately too, so I'm sure that does factor in a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Yeah, my shitty diet doesn't help but my IBS is definitely a symptom of my anxiety more than anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I've always had issues with it, well before my anxiety, but it usually does not last more than a week or so. I've been annoyed at the month long problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm curious to see you food journal. it sounds like my former situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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