roadmonkey

ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!
 

Just went on it and got matched with some girl named Mindy...........................

I hate the fucking eagles, man!

Also I look forward to bitching and moaning more as well as hearing you guys do the same and offering words of consolement and virtual rounds of booze to drown our sorrows in.

After years of hard work and getting screwed out of his retirement by the Enron scandal, my grandpa was finally able to retire. Today was his last day of work. When he got home, he went with my grandma out to the field in their backyard and they blasted his lunchbox, hard hat, and thermos to bits with a shotgun. 
 
What a guy.

when its time to party we will party hard - fuck you if you dont know

Heisels in his office. It didnt arrive there till after he went on vacation. So once he confirms on the 2nd well have no lost gifts. No one got fucked this year. Thanks everyone. Sorry for being an asshole with some of you. Have a happy new year!

Fuck.. 34 is cougar hunting???.. does that mean have one week left before I become Dirty old Man??

this belongs here:

Fear Factory - Replica
Deafheaven - Sunbather
Enrique Iglasias - Bailamos

The Only Haim I recognize is Corey Haim

 

second package arrived!  it includes:
 
Topps Baseball 1986 1 - 499 card set
Upper Deck Baseball 1993 complete set
Nick Hornby Songbook
Duke Nukem Glorious Bastard
Tiffany - I Think Were Alone Now (who cares whats on the other side)
The 4 Seasons - C'mon Marianne / Lets Ride Again
Ritchie Valens - La Bamba (who cares whats on the other side)

 
 
this RULED!   My wife will really enjoy the nick hornby book.  and honestly, all i wanted was baseball cards, haha, and this is what I got!  cant wait to rummage through and see all the names no one remembers.  Thanks Roadmonkey for both packages!

You would know batman

Speaking of which HEY OP (atomicderailer1)! You ever figure out your original issue back on page one or the other challenge of "If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb." 
 
I need UPDATES!

The Only Haim I recognize is Corey Haim

 

The Only Haim I recognize is Corey Haim

 

Speaking of which HEY OP (atomicderailer1)! You ever figure out your original issue back on page one or the other challenge of "If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb." 
 
I need UPDATES!

The Only Haim I recognize is Corey Haim

 

ALL THESE COLLECTORS!!!! DO YOU EVEN BUY THE BOOKS YOU READ!! JEEZE.
 
Ahem, there weren't any when I checked earlier today

Going at it with girl last night. Started with usual play, then I brought out the whipped cream and started singing that new Reggie and the full effect song (sundae, booty Sundae). we bot start laughing then start going at after playing with the cream. Blindfolds were used (important for this next bit) 
 
After about 10 minutes she goes I want to be fucked really hard, so I take off my blindfold and keep hers on, adjust the position and oblige her wish. Just as I'm about to blow I reach over the can of whipped cream and start prepping it.. I announce that I'm about to blow and spray the damn can all over the her. She was like WTF why is it so cold... Oh you SON OF A BITCH! I lick it off finish up (since it provided a nice distraction for me to continue my tour of pound town) and we laugh our asses off as we headed to the shower for round 2. 

I think this belongs here:

Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... 
 

If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb.
 
come on baby you'll love it.. it's now strawberry flavored.
 
mmm wait, this isn't strawberryrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Figure you guys would appreciate this 
 

Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time.
 
Rinse and repeat.