vialister

i know there's a ton of 7"s i still need, but i love my Bane collection so far

they're only donating 10%?  thats pretty whack, sorry.  

One of the tattoos from this weekend. Matt Kerley kills it. Simpsons stuff especially

This girl instagrammed a photo of her spinning her records on a floral print Crosley and the photo had various comments of "Wow, that's such a great record player, where did you get it?" or "wow, doesn't vinyl sound so great?" 
 
I'm cringing for dayzzz. 

That must really chris you off.

Finally got my car to pass emissions! Other highilght of the day was I bought cheap Xbox 360s on Craigslist and traded them into Best Buy for more than I paid for them. Turned $210 cash into $500 in gift cards. Xbox One, here I come.
 
Today was great.

Anyone listened to the "Fit in the pit" Podcast? Only 4 out so far but it's pretty interesting & well done.

It was insane man! Some of my acquaintances even refer to me as a "straight up player"

The Wonder Years. 

Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... 
 

Ta$te the Bear

Ta$te the Bear

Dang UK gettin XBONED.

16/F/PA

I don't care how annoying lahispute is, I'd still put it in her butt.
Back to the desensitizer and condoms thread I go...

classic

Why buy them then?

Can't say I ever look forward to being awake before the fucking sun.

I know this doesn't come out for another month but I want to find someone who would be willing to buy this or trade for it before the boxset actually comes out, so let me know if you're interested.

Weekends without football are totally shit

Weekends without football are totally shit

Anyone ever get walked in on?
 
When I was 16 (the first blowie I ever received), my girlfriend at the time told me she was staying at her grandma's house and that I should sneak in at 3 AM and get blown. So obviously I did, and when I snuck in and we started, the bed creaked and it made her grandma's yappy little dog go nuts. Her grandma knocked on the door and the only place I could hide was under the covers while she answered the door. Still in disbelief over how she didn't notice me. 
 
Another time we were at her dad's house, and I was upstairs in the middle of the day getting blown. I was there with my friend and somehow didn't think about how my friend would come looking for me if I left him all alone with my girlfriend's dad hahaha. Anyways he walks up and opens the door and the only way I possibly knew to react was: