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minus the bear:

 

when we escape

pachuca sunrise (acoustic)

excuses

we are not a football team

i lost all my money at the cock fights

and, holy shit, white mystery

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I've never been into having music on while having sex. Does it help others with arousal?

I honestly don't even remember the last time that my sexy time was soundtracked.

Sometimes putting the right music on is a nice segue to gettin started.

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Portishead - Dummy

Radiohead - In Rainbows

Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See

Deftones - White Pony & Deftones
Massive Attack - Mezzanine 
Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Weeknd - House of Balloons
Air - Moon Safari
Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies To Paralyze
Tool - Lateralus
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
 
 
There's more.  I'd be able to list my whole playlist, but I'm at work right now...

 

 

 

Updated: 

 

Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See
Deftones - White Pony & Deftones
Massive Attack - Mezzanine 
Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Weeknd - House of Balloons
Air - Moon Safari
Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies To Paralyze
Tool - Lateralus
The sound of her boyfriend crying in the corner.
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Arctic Monkeys - AM 
Merzbow - Pulse Demon
The XX - The XX
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
NIN - The Downward Spiral
Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Tycho - Dive
Puscifer - V is for Vagina
Jeff Buckley- Grace
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Boards of Canada - Geogaddi
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
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Updated: 

 

Portishead - Dummy
Radiohead - In Rainbows
Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See
Deftones - White Pony & Deftones
Massive Attack - Mezzanine 
Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Weeknd - House of Balloons
Air - Moon Safari
Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies To Paralyze
Tool - Lateralus
The sound of her boyfriend crying in the corner.
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon
Arctic Monkeys - AM 
Merzbow - Pulse Demon
The XX - The XX
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
NIN - The Downward Spiral
Mindless Self Indulgence - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Tycho - Dive
Puscifer - V is for Vagina
Jeff Buckley- Grace
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Boards of Canada - Geogaddi
My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

 

 

sounds like you're just DTF all the time.

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i typed it all out for the sake of getting it off my chest. 

 

tl;dr

 

our evening ended abruptly for seemingly serious circumstances involving a friend's brother, and i honestly can't tell if it was just an escape plan.

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So I had an interesting interaction on Tinder yesterday...

 

This really pretty (but kinda "slutty"*) looking girl matched with me and immediately messaged me, "Hey, what are you on Tinder for?"

 

I replied that I was on it for friends, hookups, and relationships if they pan out like that. She messaged me right back saying that she was on it for hookups, that her boyfriend had erectile dysfunction, and he couldn't satisfy her sexually.  She gave me her number and said it would be easier to talk on there without him finding out.  

 

I was stumped.  The devil on my left shoulder was saying "Do it! DO IT! DO IT!!" and the devil on my right shoulder was echoing the same sentiment.  I rationally knew that this moral quandary had a right and a wrong answer, but I still couldn't make up my mind.  I'm not a bad guy - but my penis is a bad, bad guy.

 

The Butthole Surfers rang in my head - "It's better to regret something you have done, Than to regret something you haven't done."  But I needed some moral guidance.

 

I told a few of my friends and all of them but one said that I should go for it.  But the one that said no had some very convincing arguments: "Put yourself in her boyfriend's shoes, man.  He already has enough problems, don't add to it.  Besides, crazy girlfriends scratch your car... crazy boyfriends kill everyone.  Dudes without working dicks usually have big trucks and a lot of guns.  Don't do it..."

So I messaged her "I'd love to fuck you, but you'd have to break up with your boyfriend first."

 

I'm sure by that time she was already fucking some Chad who immediately said yes...

 

 

 

 

*no slut shaming here.  I'm a bit of a slut myself, but there are certain types of people that give off an air of promiscuity

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Even if she says, she has broken up with him, how trustworthy would that be. If I was you I would've tried to contact her boyfriend and tell him everything, so he could end things with her. (Yes, I'm that bad of a person.)

 

True.  I really have no way to find out who he is, nor do I want to get involved in their fucked up relationship.  I'll just let it be.  There's a lot more girls on Tinder without that much baggage.

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