bigbruise Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 now it's weird! you're sleeping alone on the couch! Haha, I'm not coming for some pure spoonage. That's not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 last sex i had was on the floor. it can be good, i guess. except when rug burn gets involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 can't we just have a friendly innocent cuddle puddle with multiple partners we met on the internet??? am i asking too much? geez!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I'm OCD about odd stuff. Like floors and how gross dirty they are. Shoes, pets, skin, hair, puke, food. Not something I want my peen near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I am imagining the Great VC Cuddlepalooza 2013 It's always a joy coming home from work to see which VC thread blew up with the crazy while I was away. Today its the Pic of Yourself Thread. Tomorrow, I'll just have to wait and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 (¤_¤) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withengineheart Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 my best friends from MN finally flew out to chill with me. snapped this pic at the record shop/ bar I work at / drink at. i'm the smiley-ass motherfucker in the middle. fantastic week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 this got really weird, really fast. o.O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 No beard, just stubble. I keep it clean. That is bullshit. Bull... SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 oh man, you guys are gonna hate me. that's what my boyfriend used to look like. then he lost 50 pounds, shaved off his beard, and models for GQ. just kidding. about the modeling, not the loss of the beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattalica17 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 i lost five pounds when i shaved but it was all bead weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 a moment of silence for the loss of a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevorxramage Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I'm OCD about odd stuff. Like floors and how gross dirty they are. Shoes, pets, skin, hair, puke, food. Not something I want my peen near. Pretty sure this takes care of everything except the puke. And if you're leaving puke on your floors you probably don't have to worry about having sex on them any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 im talking about when you do the hookup with an unknown on their floor. who the F knows what the F was just on it. so gross. i am not leaving puke on my floor. just been to many parties to see it happen and then no cleaning it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 what the shit is the big deal with beards? i honestly don't get it. it's hair on your face, you also grow hair on your head, chest, arms, and various other places that need not mention. when did beards become the new black, the new trucker hat, the new bacon? there was a day when a man would compliment another man on the selection of his tie or the cut of his suit, but now I hear beard compliments. "hey man, sweet beard" is the nice way of saying "hey, way to not use a razor for 1 to 5 months". i do not have beard envy, i did the whole have a beard thing a couple of years ago when my razor went on the fritz and i was too scared to lather up and use a bic. i have nothing against a beard, beard away my beardy cohorts; but I still do not understand why everyone is so damn gung ho about facial hair. darkeyelids and lonesomexloveus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I'm into really manly men. there is something really manly about a beard. that's about it for my reasoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 You are making me feel inadequate...I'm patchy on the cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I shaved my beard. I wasn't at the point of Casey yet, but it was pretty thick and came about 2 inches off of my face all the way around. I was washing my hands one day and didn't like how it looked (asymmetrical at that moment) and I shaved it all off. Luckily my facial hair grows back relatively quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Ha. Jump from here over to Yahoo and this is the first thing I see: http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 at least you don't get "awkward goofball stay away from my children" face, I would much prefer bitch face, then I'd look like I have some sass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 what the shit is the big deal with beards? i honestly don't get it. it's hair on your face, you also grow hair on your head, chest, arms, and various other places that need not mention. when did beards become the new black, the new trucker hat, the new bacon? there was a day when a man would compliment another man on the selection of his tie or the cut of his suit, but now I hear beard compliments. "hey man, sweet beard" is the nice way of saying "hey, way to not use a razor for 1 to 5 months". i do not have beard envy, i did the whole have a beard thing a couple of years ago when my razor went on the fritz and i was too scared to lather up and use a bic. i have nothing against a beard, beard away my beardy cohorts; but I still do not understand why everyone is so damn gung ho about facial hair. i have super sensitive skin and beards irritate the shit out of my face, hence why i made my boyfriend get rid of his, ahaha. but yes. more power to those who can and do grow them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 i have super sensitive skin and beards irritate the shit out of my face, hence why i made my boyfriend get rid of his, ahaha. but yes. more power to those who can and do grow them! My ex made me grow my beard out (and I can grow an ok one) until I couldn't take it anymore. I shaved it and she wasn't happy. We broke up soon after. Therefore, follow your woman's facial hair requests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 My ex made me grow my beard out (and I can grow an ok one) until I couldn't take it anymore. I shaved it and she wasn't happy. We broke up soon after. Therefore, follow your woman's facial hat requests. Wait, did you really break up because you shaved your beard? Also, all the girls on VC are babes~ lonesomexloveus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I can't trust a female who wants me to wear a facial hat...just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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