311thrice Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Tell me a funny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravitylovesdrunks Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 asians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 That cancer is really taking it's time with my mom.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 what do you call cheese that isn't yours? nacho cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactusbot Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 So a seal walks into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 knock knock whose there 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Why didn't Jesus cross the road??? He was nailed to the cross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 haha @ the 9/11 joke. Never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 what did god say to yogi? i made a booboo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicdogbert Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Why were there no black people on The Flintstones? Because they were all apes back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 q) What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? a) Where's my tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
311thrice Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 How do you get a black person out of a tree? Cut the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 How do you kill a 100 mexicans? bomb a duplex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? it only takes 1 nail to hang a picture of Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 are we doing "nigger" jokes yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 i mean, i saw eric's "black person" joke, but they're just not the same... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 What's orange and likes to molest children? Me in my favorite child-molesting jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 after my class reunion we convinced all my jewish friends to tell holocaust jokes; best night ever lol. the best one (but it only works with the correct participation of who youre telling it to): so this guy decided that he wanted to be like hitler, so he went out and killed 10 clowns and 6 million jews. (person youre telling it to should say): ...why 10 clowns? see, no one cares about the jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 What's Purple, 12 inches long and makes women cry all night? Cot death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 When I was a child I was scared of my dentist He was a paedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave and hit "defrost"? I don't know, I was too busy furiously masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 uh oh this thread is starting to go the way of dead baby jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 uh oh this thread is starting to go the way of dead baby jokes. What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 whats worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one in the middle? it eats its way out. what's worse than it eating its way out? it goes back for seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 You just out-grossed me in every way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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