tarzioo_ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I never celebrate either but I like to eat the candy THAT I BUY FOR MYSELF. *sob* Jk I can afford a .30 cent box of candy hearts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I really really really wanna do something romantic this v day sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I want black roses. If you poison me on Valentine's Day, you can have as much as you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If you poison me on Valentine's Day, you can have as much as you want. I would never poison you on Valentine's day (The rest of the days I might..) Oh. Are we celebrating valentines this year? Jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Sure, if you're celebrating Valentine's Day at a funeral black roses are always fine. This girl would deff be into black roses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I would never poison you on Valentine's day (The rest of the days I might..) Oh. Are we celebrating valentines this year? Jk. If I can find a heart-shaped pretzel, I'll send you a pic! Wouldn't this be the perfect Valentines gift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I say think outside the box and get her something that isnt a typical chocolate and flowers thing? it doesn't have to be a huge elaborate gift. What kind of stuff is she into? My bride and I always exchange records. She'll be getting a copy of the increasingly harder to find "Martin + Me" by J Mascis. And she's going to love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 If I can find a heart-shaped pretzel, I'll send you a pic! Wouldn't this be the perfect Valentines gift? Yes please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Looks like love is in the air you two: http://pepsicoschoolsource.com/products/rold-gold%C2%AE-heartzels%C2%AE-pretzels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Looks like love is in the air you two: http://pepsicoschoolsource.com/products/rold-gold%C2%AE-heartzels%C2%AE-pretzels OMG yes!! YES!!! this is exactly how to think outside the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajhall04 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My bride and I always exchange records. She'll be getting a copy of the increasingly harder to find "Martin + Me" by J Mascis. And she's going to love it. That's rad! My bride loves music and accepts my record collection/listening habits, etc. This year I'm presenting her with a custom lathe cut record with a song I contacted Chris Farren about, and he recorded/wrote for her. The b-side will be a song I wrote for her early in our relationship. One of our first shows/dates together was a Fake Problems show many moons ago, and when I saw her bouncing around without spilling her beer, I knew she was the one. She's had a rough few years with death's in her family, going back to school, and working full time.Trying to get the personal record sleeve together as we speak. I ordered a few Lathes so I can put one in our personal jukebox. Hope she digs it. Then we will go out to our favorite bar in Durham, order tater tots, and occupy our 4 year old. Perfect! hippielauryn, skadaddy and TFP 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That's rad! My bride loves music and accepts my record collection/listening habits, etc. This year I'm presenting her with a custom lathe cut record with a song I contacted Chris Farren about, and he recorded/wrote for her. The b-side will be a song I wrote for her early in our relationship. One of our first shows/dates together was a Fake Problems show many moons ago, and when I saw her bouncing around without spilling her beer, I knew she was the one. She's had a rough few years with death's in her family, going back to school, and working full time.Trying to get the personal record sleeve together as we speak. I ordered a few Lathes so I can put one in our personal jukebox. Hope she digs it. Then we will go out to our favorite bar in Durham, order tater tots, and occupy our 4 year old. Perfect! This is a really awesome gift. Crazy thoughtful. When my bride moved in with me while we were dating, she brought her record collection with her. It was one of the many telling signs that we were/are perfect for each other. When we started exchanging gifts, we always seemed to include a record for one another, so after the kids came, we decided to focus our gifting on them and just keep the record exchange tradition going. Every once in a while we'll get something else for the other one, but we always claim its from the kids. It's a fun way to celebrate the day, remember it whenever the record gets played, and it allows you to not feel too guilty for spending a little too much on an album. Case in point, she is a huge Mountain Goats fan. 5 year anniversary at the end of February and I'm currently sitting on a copy of "Full Force Galesburg." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My brother and his wife are coming out because she has to give a talk. We're going to make some home made pizza and watch horror flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I say think outside the box and get her something that isnt a typical chocolate and flowers thing? it doesn't have to be a huge elaborate gift. What kind of stuff is she into? Not telling me what kind of gift she wants lol. She's so damn picky, jewellery and home decor is essentially off the table. I'm thinking she'll like one those dorky adult onesies because if there's one thing I've learned about women it's that they don't like being cold. Thinking I'll get it monogrammed with 420, we don't smoke but find weed apparel hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Not telling me what kind of gift she wants lol. She's so damn picky, jewellery and home decor is essentially off the table. I'm thinking she'll like one those dorky adult onesies because if there's one thing I've learned about women it's that they don't like being cold. Thinking I'll get it monogrammed with 420, we don't smoke but find weed apparel hilarious. http://www.420catalogue.com/marijuana-onesie-adults/ Shitty Rambo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 We agreed to exchange records and cook dinner at home. Fuck going out in that mess and dealing with crowds. My butcher has filet mignon on special. Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 So glad my wife hates flowers. Thats the biggest waste of money related to that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 http://www.420catalogue.com/marijuana-onesie-adults/ No buttflap, no dice! (my terms ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 So glad my wife hates flowers. Thats the biggest waste of money related to that day. This I bought the lady tickets to see 50 Shades of Grey at this dine-in movie theater, the nail polish collection and Sam Smith's album on vinyl. She's nuts about his album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afireinside7444 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Whats your worst V day ever? Me? I just began dating a girl, we both worked at the mall while going to college, her security dispatcher me GNC guy. Had been crushing on her awhile. Anyhow cooked all romantic like at her moms house alone (we were 19-20?) this is like 2001 or so, and she says lets go to Canada get a hotel and go to the casino, not a big gambler but figure eh why not, hotel, sexy time, a day away. So on the way back from getting my birth cert to cross she is driving her car and we went through a green light and these 2 girls make a left on a blinking yellow, we T bone them and roll the S10 truck onto its roof, we end up in their turn lane. So I make sure she is ok, and were all good besides choking on airbag dust and I look over at the truck and they are dumping fuel on the ground because the filler neck/tank snapped. So I was in Fire/Medic school at the time so I go over and they are freaking out, I remember Blink 182 blaring on the radio, hanging from their seat belts. I get the Passenger undone and out and another guy gets the driver out and to the side of the road. I then go back and get my lady out and to the side of the road. Fire dept comes ect. Not eventful after that. Then she gets weird, avoiding me ect. I help her find a steal of a new car and breaks up with me a few days later because I helped the other girls out first, dident care their was a legit life threat/explosion hazard. Still makes me chuckle and think "what are women thinking sometimes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6heart6breaker6 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Still makes me chuckle and think "what are Blink 182 fans thinking sometimes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 My worst- It was about a month after my girlfriend and I got serious. Things were really really good at the time. We decided to get a hotel room and just have a really romantic night, and just bump all the uglies. Her gift for me was this really elaborate collage that she put together herself. Except she was super last minute with it, and our night got off to a super late start. Got to the point where she didn't even finish the thing.. Never actually gave it to me. As annoying as that was in the long run, it doesn't even come close to the next part.. We finally get to the hotel. She goes to the bathroom, and gets her period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 We finally get to the hotel. She goes to the bathroom, and gets her period.I don't understand the problem if she was willing still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I don't understand the problem if she was willing still. From my field research I've found that more often than not it's the female who would rather not during that time (NSFW) Anyways, this is a conversation better suited for the Desensitizer thread haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Being 9 years older, yes, I absolutely should have plowed anyway.. Especially when they weren't even our sheets to destroy. But at the time I was still horribly inexperienced and didn't even consider it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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