mossy Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 sigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 a bob cat driving through my wall/window. goddamnit that sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 EDIT: i deleted original post by accident trying to fix something, so here it is well its 3 am here and im sitting awake as the gnarliest storm i have ever seen is passing by overhead... the hail busted out one of the two huge windows in my bedroom and many of the windows downstairs and those areas are basically flooded now with one area being where my speakers/turntable... Now it makes me wonder, what has been shit incident you have woken up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 9/11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 my roomates' cat having diarrhea shit all over my chest....that's never fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 My garage completely flooded. The rest of my family was gone so I had to take care of it by myself. It started going into our finished basement too. Took all day to get under control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 seeing my grandmas head in the sink as she lay dead. but at least she finished the dishes. you go grandma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I'm way out of my league with your stories but I am pissed off, so I'll vent. My fucking bank just took $40 out of my account to pay for new checks. Forty fucking dollars for checks I don't want/use and now I'm overdrawn by $30 (I'm terrible with my money), so at the end of the day, I'm looking at a $75 check book coming my way after the overdraft fee. As soon as I get that bitch, I'm going to the bank (Sovereign), returning them, and canceling my account. I fucking hate Sovereign Bank. Like I said, it's no grandmother in the sink story (I'm sorry to hear about that, by the way), but it did make my morning more shitty than it needed to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerrr Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 An eviction notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Roomate having very loud sex to limp bizkit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 seeing my grandmas head in the sink as she lay dead. but at least she finished the dishes. you go grandma! this happened? i hope it was still attached to her body... OT: i woke up to my wife giving me a very violent and painful handjob in her sleep not too long ago. i promptly removed her hand from my genitals and rolled over to go back to sleep. wtf is wrong with me? well, it hurt, and i would feel guilty for allowing myself to let her continue when she wasn't aware she was doing it. that hand kept messing with me all night. and to clarify, she is not really the handjob type, which made this even weirder. she doesn't like performing sexual favors, but she does like sex. go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Sleeptuggin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
311thrice Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 EDIT: i deleted original post by accident trying to fix something, so here it is well its 3 am here and im sitting awake as the gnarliest storm i have ever seen is passing by overhead... the hail busted out one of the two huge windows in my bedroom and many of the windows downstairs and those areas are basically flooded now with one area being where my speakers/turntable... Now it makes me wonder, what has been shit incident you have woken up to? I was in that same storm. I'm out in Mckinney. I woke up and I was like "Honey, is that hail???". She said "Yes". Then we went back to sleep. We didn't receive any damage, but it woke me up quite a few times throughout the night. It was so loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 EDIT: i deleted original post by accident trying to fix something, so here it is well its 3 am here and im sitting awake as the gnarliest storm i have ever seen is passing by overhead... the hail busted out one of the two huge windows in my bedroom and many of the windows downstairs and those areas are basically flooded now with one area being where my speakers/turntable... Now it makes me wonder, what has been shit incident you have woken up to? I was in that same storm. I'm out in Mckinney. I woke up and I was like "Honey, is that hail???". She said "Yes". Then we went back to sleep. We didn't receive any damage, but it woke me up quite a few times throughout the night. It was so loud! i lived in McKinney for almost 15 years. the population has since tripled since i moved. guess everyone was glad i was gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 seeing my grandmas head in the sink as she lay dead. but at least she finished the dishes. you go grandma! this happened? i hope it was still attached to her body... she died doing dishes and fell in the sink. she was 89 so it wasn't all that terrifying. just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 this happened? i hope it was still attached to her body... she died doing dishes and fell in the sink. she was 89 so it wasn't all that terrifying. just weird. sucks. my mom ate 20 percocets and drank a 12 pack, and decided to do the dishes once, but she just nodded out and landed on the dishwasher. wound up with a sore back for a few weeks. she fatally overdosed from those things about 4 months later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 now that's shitty. my condolences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesar11 Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 my car was stolen overnight. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 my car was stolen overnight. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 my car was stolen overnight. :/ That sucks, dude. :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 The morning after I moved home from my junior year of college, my dad wakes me up at 7am and says, "Someone broke into your car overnight and stole your stereo. Here's a broom, clean up the glass." That sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 The morning after I moved home from my junior year of college, my dad wakes me up at 7am and says, "Someone broke into your car overnight and stole your stereo. Here's a broom, clean up the glass." That sucked. and it happened on 9/11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 The morning after I moved home from my junior year of college, my dad wakes me up at 7am and says, "Someone broke into your car overnight and stole your stereo. Here's a broom, clean up the glass." That sucked. i especially like "here's a broom, clean up the glass" when i was reno in 98' my friends car got broken into.. apparently people in certain parts of reno didn't lock their car doors because it was SAFE.. anyway, i left my cd player and some cd's in the car, not knowing she left the doors open. The next day we wake up to go eat and her stereo was missing, along with my cd's and my cd player. The weird thing was, they took off the console, took the stereo out, and put the console back without leaving a scratch. not to mention they locked the doors as well. she was pissed they stole her stereo and my cd player, and cd's, but i was actually surprised that they were polite thieves. shitty thing is that cd player at 10 sec-skip protection and was awesome!!!!! for 98' at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblahmaster Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 The morning after I moved home from my junior year of college, my dad wakes me up at 7am and says, "Someone broke into your car overnight and stole your stereo. Here's a broom, clean up the glass." That sucked. i especially like "here's a broom, clean up the glass" when i was reno in 98' my friends car got broken into.. apparently people in certain parts of reno didn't lock their car doors because it was SAFE.. anyway, i left my cd player and some cd's in the car, not knowing she left the doors open. The next day we wake up to go eat and her stereo was missing, along with my cd's and my cd player. The weird thing was, they took off the console, took the stereo out, and put the console back without leaving a scratch. not to mention they locked the doors as well. she was pissed they stole her stereo and my cd player, and cd's, but i was actually surprised that they were polite thieves. shitty thing is that cd player at 10 sec-skip protection and was awesome!!!!! for 98' at least. Ah those CD player days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Woke up to the doorbell today thinking it was UPS dropping off my new acoustic and flipped out. I FLEW out of bed. Just kidding, it's an old lady leaving an ARE YOU SAVED? flyer in the door. I wished very unchristian things upon her. /seething rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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