lonesomexloveus Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 GUYS. i didnt say emily is hotter than zooey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 > means is hotter than. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Who the hell is Emily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 her sister! girl from bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 In an interesting twist it was my wife who said "now that she's free I'm going to need a divorce" not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fixedfrequencies Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 her sister! girl from bones. they both kick ass. and: PHALANGES! PHALANGES! DANCING PHALANGES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 And now I wait for Katy Perry to leave Russell Brand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 They're both really pretty. Lame as it is, I've always enjoyed Bones (though I got into it because of the David Boreanaz connection), if the ep where she's dressed at Wonder Woman doesn't change your mind about how attractive she is, nothing else can really be done to persuade you otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 And now I wait for Katy Perry to leave Russell Brand... Right there with you. Both ladies make terrible music, but for me, Katy wins by looks without a doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerrr Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Can't stand Zooey... She's just... terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 katy perry and zooey d look frighteningly similar in some photos i've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Who'd have thought that TotallyLooksLike.com would have comparison pictures that make them TotallyLookAlike? Not arguing against their similar looks, but I feel that they tend to look much different from one another than that picture would imply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 i was on tumblr one day browsing and a pic of katy perry came up that i definitely thought was zooey until i read the caption. it was bizzaro. it was mostly when they had the same haircut. now katy is off the map gaga weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 emily > zooey false. Welp. id be lying if i said i wouldnt get with either/or if presented the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I never thought Zooey was extraordinarily hot but she was in this weird movie called Gigantic and she looked really good throughout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Katy Perry's music >>>> Zooey Deschanel's music Real talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 i personally can't stand Katy Perry's music and i don't know why so many people who have good taste in music enjoy her stuff. She's just another pop singer to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recordhound1002 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Anyone got her number lyin around Maybe i can take her to a Death Cab Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I think FOX viwers are getting the shit end of the stick out of this break up. Causa New Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 That Gigantic movie was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Thinking about taking her to the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Speaking of Zooey and The New Girl... This is from an article on Cracked.com titled Four Pieces of Relationship Advice Hollywood Needs to Stop Giving Number 4. Not Being Able to Function Socially Makes Someone Attractive and Interesting The Thing: “If she’s a wide-eyed, crazy, eccentric free-spirit, then she’s actually just the gal you need to straighten your entire life out, man! Bursting out in song in the middle of dinner and not knowing how things work makes a person attractive!” Worst Offenders:The New Girl,Garden State. This trope has been around so long that it’s actually been given a name. Film critic Nathan Rabin calls it the Manic Pixie Dream Girl character and describes it as “that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures.” It’s any chick in a movie who is more style than substance, and whose free-spiritedness and unconventional approach to life is meant to cover up for her general inability to function socially. And and it’s insulting to both genders. Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girlis probably the clearest example of this right now, as that entire show is based around how quirky and eccentric and, as a result, lovable, Zooey’s character (I think her name is “Eyeface”) is. Except she’s not so much “eccentric” as much as she is “bad at being alive and functioning socially, in the present.” One of her main conflicts in the pilot is that she has a date at a fancy restaurant, but doesn’t know what to wear so she puts on overalls! Classic Eyeface! And one of the male characters on the show goes goofy-eyed and clearly starts falling in love with her instead of, say, yelling, “You’re 27 years old, how do you not know how to dress and function yet? Get your shit together.” It needs to stop because guys shouldn’t live their lives expecting a woman like this to exist. No guy should be waiting around for a quirky, blue-haired, horn-rimmed-glasses-wearing chick to show up and fix his entire life, because what woman would want to deal with that expectation and level of pressure? It also needs to stop because I don’t want wide-eyed gals to think they need to act like vapid morons to attract guys. Because I’m an average, twenty-something male in 2011 America, I’ve developed a pop-culture induced soft spot for pale chicks with giant eyes and bangs. And, unfortunately, Hollywood is trying to convince women who look like this that being brainless goofballs who don’t understand how life works is an appealing personality type, and I just can’t let that stand. Hollywood is still teaching women that “dumb” is “attractive,” they’re just hipsterfying it. I don’t know when it happened (maybe after Clueless?), but sometime after the ’90s, “Quirky Eccentric Weird Chick” became the new Bimbo. She’s just as insultingly one-dimensional as the archetypal Ditsy Blonde Bombshell Valley Girl character that was all over the place a decade ago, except now she wears vintage knee-socks and listens to The Smiths, and that’s supposed to be better, for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Number 4. Not Being Able to Function Socially Makes Someone Attractive and InterestingThe Thing: “If she’s a wide-eyed, crazy, eccentric free-spirit, then she’s actually just the gal you need to straighten your entire life out, man! Bursting out in song in the middle of dinner and not knowing how things work makes a person attractive!” This whole article sums up why I can't stand Zooey Deschanel. Every role she is in, I can't help but feel the URGE to seek her out and punch her in the face. Every attractive quality of hers is balanced out by an equally off-putting "cute little quirk". I get the sense that this is her personality and she just plays herself, Michael Cera-style. Plus she's a well below-average singer and actress. She sure is pretty, but there are better pretty girls out there. I am excited to see if this gets Gibbard out of his mediocre songwriting rut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Eyeface Well, I know what my next band name is going to be. I laughed pretty hard at that whole piece. That author has the same sense of humor as the flagship hosts of The Comedy Button Podcast (http://www.geekbox.net/archives/category/podcasts/comedy-button/). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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