Team Avatar Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 some old coked out lady at bamboozle came up to me at the porta potty area and was got a smoke? and I was like, sorry don't smoke. She looked at me and was like of course you don't......want to fuck? your story reminded me of this. kind of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 you guys are tragic. women throw their bodies at you, and you come to the internet to complain. i mean, i get not being into the one night stand, but something about this conversation feels weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Really, THIS conversation feels weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 you guys are tragic. women throw their bodies at you, and you come to the internet to complain. i mean, i get not being into the one night stand, but something about this conversation feels weird. difference between complaining and having a stance on something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Really, THIS conversation feels weird? fucking hilarious...still laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 parkinglot and matt are like that because it's not like the damn movies in real life and it turns out banging a chick is a lot more fun when you care for her and she might kinda feel the same way. at least IMO. god i thought single bangin was gonna be awesome and then i was like shit. i don't want some rando in my vag and the herp is forever maybe this is for desensitizer and condom but dental dams, has anyone ever used one? because i'm like lol for real just thinkin about it edit: i won't judge you but the lol stands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 when i think of dental dams, i think of those thin gellatinous breath fresheners. remember those? do they still make em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 when i think of dental dams, i think of those thin gellatinous breath fresheners. remember those? do they still make em? oh yeah i remember those! but i don't know the answer to that question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 sjb2k1 and KennyFuckingPowers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 difference between complaining and having a stance on something i get it, man. i do. and i'm not judging. i happen to agree. just something about the way you guys are broing down over not banging chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 One time I drove this bitch home safely so hard, bro. Shit was tight. sjb2k1 and suchashorttime 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 One time I drove this bitch home safely so hard, bro. Shit was tight. responsible broing. one time i met this girl at a bar. we were both shitfaced. as we were leaving, she wasn't looking, and i reached around her to hold the door. chick never saw it comin'. sjb2k1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkinglot Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 One time I drove this bitch home safely so hard, bro. Shit was tight. hey sounds like me #niceguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 i hold open doors....still. everywhere. then i open legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 One time I drove this bitch home safely so hard, bro. Shit was tight. Then she had consensual sex with her boyfriend while using protection. #YOLO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I held hands with a a guy once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 i walked that girl to her front door at the end of the night. made sure she got in safely. then she asked if i had a condom so that i could get in safely too. then i was all like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Soooooo yeah last night was the first time the ~pull out method didn't work out so well. I feel all weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Soooooo yeah last night was the first time the ~pull out method didn't work out so well. I feel all weird. Better take that morning after pill. You know, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Soooooo yeah last night was the first time the ~pull out method didn't work out so well. I feel all weird.Congrats! KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Better take that morning after pill. You know, just in case. I'm on the birth control pill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 In before the creeps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I'm on the birth control pill. Wait then why does he have to do the whole pull out thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Wait then why does he have to do the whole pull out thing? He pulls out as a back-up method. Also a bunch of years ago he was with a girl who got pregnant (but not on the pill), so he likes to be cautious. =\ Which works for me because I was never into the idea of a guy finishing inside me because I'm weird, lol. Also that .3-.5% failure rate haunts me, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 The thought of having babies scares the shit out of me. jtcohenour 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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