+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 and if you're at work, masturbate in the rest rooms! Making money hand over fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I second this! FYI - Supposedly sexual release can help with migraines. Just a little tidbit of info for your day. I have collected data on this and my conclusion is: it can go either way. Sometimes it makes it worse. Sometimes it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 It's my last week here, but I still don't think they'd appreciate that very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 and if you're at work, masturbate in the rest rooms! Hi James! Making money hand over fist HEYY-OOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 What the actual fuck. I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment. It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left. I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night. Fuck. My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger. omg that is TERRIFYING. im so glad you werent harmed and reacted calmly. i dont think i wouldve been able to do that lol Eggie- Congrats on the new ball and chain! (I assume that was not a joke). guys im not married lol I AM NOT MARRIED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 though if i was it would make everything easier lol. my boss finally gave me a solution for my health insurance issue (he wants to give me $$ to get my own plan) but the open enrollment ended and i could only opt for late enrollment if i got married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 guys im not married lol I AM NOT MARRIED Are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 guys im not married lol I AM NOT MARRIED Awwww cancel the balloons guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I AM NOT MARRIED to the mob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I second this! FYI - Supposedly sexual release can help with migraines. Just a little tidbit of info for your day. Scientific America had an article where this was brought up. The weird thing is that sex is great for a migraine, but masturbation not as much. With sex your body releases a chemical that helps with migraine symptoms, but masturbation your body doesn't release the same chemicals in your brain. I'll try and find the article, mostly because I want to make sure I'm not misquoting anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Scientific America had an article where this was brought up. The weird thing is that sex is great for a migraine, but masturbation not as much. With sex your body releases a chemical that helps with migraine symptoms, but masturbation your body doesn't release the same chemicals in your brain. I'll try and find the article, mostly because I want to make sure I'm not misquoting anything. well, that's no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Scientific America had an article where this was brought up. The weird thing is that sex is great for a migraine, but masturbation not as much. With sex your body releases a chemical that helps with migraine symptoms, but masturbation your body doesn't release the same chemicals in your brain. I'll try and find the article, mostly because I want to make sure I'm not misquoting anything. Well thats legitimately disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 What the actual fuck. I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment. It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left. I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night. Fuck. My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger. And that's why you always have a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I tired for 5 minutes to open the trunk of a car that isn't mine but an twin brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I tired for 5 minutes to open the trunk of a car that isn't mine but an twin brother I dont understand this sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I tired for 5 minutes to open the trunk of a car that isn't mine but an twin brother Srunk? Sleepy? Just generally you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Srunk? Sleepy? Just generally you? She tired... for 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I tired for 5 minutes to open the trunk of a car that isn't mine but an twin brother did this the other day to my girlfriends car, i was getting so pissed off and i felt so dumb that i could get the key in. then i realized the shit on seats wasnt mine, then i was embarrassed and looked around laughed like a turd. so many emotions in about 30 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 and if you're at work, masturbate in the rest rooms! So that's why I never get headaches. Or promotions. Or invited to my coworker's parties. THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I tired for 5 minutes to open the trunk of a car that isn't mine but an twin brother What mean you with this an statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 So that's why I never get headaches. Or promotions. Or invited to my coworker's parties. The only reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The only reason? Right?! You call one guy "Hey Mister Shorty Shorts" while you allegedly smack his ass (which was not as firm as everybody seems to think), and all of the sudden you're stuck in the same position with your own private office in the back of the warehouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundofsilver Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 What the actual fuck. I was asleep on the couch and some dude walked into my apartment. It's 5:30AM so it is dark and I couldn't make out who he was. He was saying he needed to hide. I told him he needs to leave and kept responding "I can't". He must have been high out of mind or something. He asked me if I had seen his dog Max, and asked me if I was James. I repeated calmly that he needed to leave. Thank fuck after what seemed like the longest few minutes of my life he left. I'm glad I could have been murdered tonight all because my dumbass roommate forgot to lock the fucking door after coming in last night. Fuck. My heart is racing from adrenaline, and anger. He wouldn't have murdered you - you're davefuckinggrohl - who else is going to ring the bell to usher in rsd this year? who else would be playing at the rock h.o.f. to honor the greats? seriously, this is scary when it happens. happened to me once w a drunk guy. I broke his nose. he never visited again. shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Right?! You call one guy "Hey Mister Shorty Shorts" while you allegedly smack his ass (which was not as firm as everybody seems to think), and all of the sudden you're stuck in the same position with your own private office in the back of the warehouse. Private Office? Sounds like a promotion to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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