aarondltd Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Morning. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 i apologize, blade. i forgot to add the ghost filter in photoshop. fixed it for you you are on a roll today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 someone photoshop her head on a roll. themeconspiracy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 This kid will only shit in a clean diaper. So you change her, and then four minutes later... Grunt, wiggle, grunt, wiggle, grunt, wiggle, grin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 i think the new woman my boss hired is a pathological liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 i think the new woman my boss hired is a pathological liar Oh, that is always fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 i think the new woman my boss hired is a pathological liar That sounds made up. Are you lying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Oh, that is always fun. like.... everything i say, she either says she has/did the same. and whenever i correct her or give her feedback on something she's like "oh yeah i was gonna do/say that, but i didn't" like ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That sounds made up. Are you lying? toystoryshark.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I worked with a kid like that recently. He was a one upper. Every story any one had he also had a similar story that was just slightly crazier. I once said "motherfucker, I know you've never even been in the same room as cocaine. Don't feed us that shit." and he got really red and didn't talk for the rest of his shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I worked with a kid like that recently. He was a one upper. Every story any one had he also had a similar story that was just slightly crazier. I once said "motherfucker, I know you've never even been in the same room as cocaine. Don't feed us that shit." and he got really red and didn't talk for the rest of his shift. I have a few friends like that. It is funny to watch them try to one up each other. It can last hours. Haha, and it sounds like I just tried to one up you. I WIMN!E@!~F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 like.... everything i say, she either says she has/did the same. and whenever i correct her or give her feedback on something she's like "oh yeah i was gonna do/say that, but i didn't" like ????? Maybe she just likes your eggie ways & wants to bond with you by being like you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I worked with a kid like that recently. He was a one upper. Every story any one had he also had a similar story that was just slightly crazier. I once said "motherfucker, I know you've never even been in the same room as cocaine. Don't feed us that shit." and he got really red and didn't talk for the rest of his shift. lol! omg this woman told me she knows all about photoshop, but keeps calling it print shop. then when asked to make a promotional business card for the company, she makes it in word??? then when i told her that that wont work shes like "i know, i was gonna make it in print shop but i didn't" and now she's asking me to show her how to add text in "print shop" THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Airpoooooort again. Heading home today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Maybe she just likes your eggie ways & wants to bond with you by being like you? i sure hope not lol. shes like 50 something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 lol! omg this woman told me she knows all about photoshop, but keeps calling it print shop. then when asked to make a promotional business card for the company, she makes it in word??? then when i told her that that wont work shes like "i know, i was gonna make it in print shop but i didn't" and now she's asking me to show her how to add text in "print shop" I like this lady. She plays by her own rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 i sure hope not lol. shes like 50 something She's chasing after your youthful glory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 shes driving me insane. im not teaching someone photoshop. this is an engineering firm and knowing graphics is something i bring to this company. i'm not here to teach other people what i have taught myself over the last 10+ years. i told her to get everthing together and ill replicate her 'design' in photoshop from word. i told her this process is taking way too long so im not sitting here to show her how to do it. she decided to work on resumes rather than send me all the stuff so i can make the postcard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 This kid will only shit in a clean diaper. So you change her, and then four minutes later... Grunt, wiggle, grunt, wiggle, grunt, wiggle, grin. dude. 8-9 month old turds are adorable. get to 20 month and beyond. they are like an NFL linemans turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 She's gonna be so excited!!! Congrats! You shouldn't have to change anything if you got a speed upgrade. Congrats Will, and good luck! Oh.... I wasn't supposed to say anything to her? Awesome, congrats! ahhhhhhhhhh congrats !!!!!! How exciting !!!!!!! YAYYYY WILL!!! YAY WILL!!!! Can we all be invited to the wedding over Skype? Go Will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much guys!!! We are planning on doing a cruise wedding so if you guys want you come you are absolutely welcome!! Also my mobile quote skills are top notch haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Oh man, a VC small talk cruise would be beyond epic. Edit: can we swing by the UK & pick up Chris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Oh man, a VC small talk cruise would be beyond epic. Edit: can we swing by the UK & pick up Chris? That might be a little out of the way headed to the Bahamas haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Ugh, 2 hours left. This is going to be a really long 2 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Thank you so much guys!!! We are planning on doing a cruise wedding so if you guys want you come you are absolutely welcome!! Also my mobile quote skills are top notch haha that's awesome! i feel like my job would be super into the cruise wedding idea and could probably get them to send me to cover it. if, ya know, you didn't mind your awesome vc small talk wedding cruise being on yahoo travel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Wiillll holy shit. So glad for you bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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