museummouth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
museummouth Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Insta-ban! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 girl you gotta get better at poppin a squat Like... What? Like pull my pants down to my ankles and get my squat on? If I am pushed to the point of deciding to piss in public the tight hipster jeans don't make it that far before my loins unleash the fury, hence, I tend to pee on myself. However, drunk Nicky has accomplished this twice without piss on my jeans/shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 We don't see Nicky for a while...so she comes back and jumps right in the the piss chat. I'm all for it!#AlwaysRelevant The amount of time I have to dick around on the boards went down a lot when I escaped my moms basement. The amount of money I have to spend on records decreased dramatically as well.... Even been considering selling a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Like... What? Like pull my pants down to my ankles and get my squat on? If I am pushed to the point of deciding to piss in public the tight hipster jeans don't make it that far before my loins unleash the fury, hence, I tend to pee on myself. However, drunk Nicky has accomplished this twice without piss on my jeans/shoes. I grew up in the middle of nowhere, we drank in fields. Every girl was a pro at peeing outside but me, I actually had to take my shoes, socks, pants, and underwear off if I wanted to go. Eventually someone showed me the secret. I can't explain it through text though, I'd have to show you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Like... What? Like pull my pants down to my ankles and get my squat on? If I am pushed to the point of deciding to piss in public the tight hipster jeans don't make it that far before my loins unleash the fury, hence, I tend to pee on myself. However, drunk Nicky has accomplished this twice without piss on my jeans/shoes. Yea I always end up peeing on my shoes or some shit. Which is why I havent attempted this in years until the other day I was biking and had to go sooo bad stopped off in the woods and successfully went without getting peeing on myself! It was a proud moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I grew up in the middle of nowhere, we drank in fields. Every girl was a pro at peeing outside but me, I actually had to take my shoes, socks, pants, and underwear off if I wanted to go. Eventually someone showed me the secret. I can't explain it through text though, I'd have to show you. I DO THAT IF I CAN!!! And I'm glad to see I'm not the only awesome chick who pees on herself when she tries to go all punk rock and piss in an alley or the woods or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 3! Hizzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Oh this just got awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 What'd he say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Aw he quoted me, then deleted it & deleted his original post. He just said he pees sitting down and gave 3 reasons. Stage fright, peeing on shoes, and I don't recall the 3rd. I read the shoe peeing and had seen enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Aw he quoted me, then deleted it & deleted his original post. He just said he pees sitting down and gave 3 reasons. Stage fright, peeing on shoes, and I don't recall the 3rd. I read the shoe peeing and had seen enough. Laziness was the third, and I quoted you apologizing for making the situation awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I'm gonna blast some Hatebreed and yell at every biker that goes by my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I'm gonna blast some Hatebreed and yell at every biker that goes by my house. YOU WILL BE HEARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Laziness was the third, and I quoted you apologizing for making the situation awkward. I was only kidding haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I was only kidding haha Oh well I try to be cautious because what I say tends to be a fire starter and I'm trying to stop that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Oh well I try to be cautious because what I say tends to be a fire starter and I'm trying to stop that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw I knew what that was before I clicked the link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinShishko Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I had a lot more money before I turned 21. damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I had a lot more money before I turned 21. damn. did you buy a test from me? pretty sure i remember writing your name on a mailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinShishko Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 did you buy a test from me? pretty sure i remember writing your name on a mailer. haha yeah that was me. I don't even have 100 bucks to spare but I bought it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Woke up a few minutes ago with super bad heartburn. This sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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