Princess Logan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I want a smoothie but I also don't want to go to the store to buy fresh produce. Is this what kids these days mean when they talk about the struggle? This is EXACTLY what they mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Probably because I love Satan and hate children. A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I took the boy to the park today. Whilst there, I saw several children eating wood chips. Are they part termite? I didn't see any mandibles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I took the boy to the park today. Whilst there, I saw several children eating wood chips. Are they part termite? I didn't see any mandibles They were probably tweekers Just childlike small, you know, cuz of the drugz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiescat Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'm enjoying a nice cup of tea while reading the Supply vs. Demand thread. You guys make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 So I kinda learned how to replace an iPhone screen today. I also learned that I need to read thoroughly before buying screen kits on ebay. I took my friend's phone apart, started assembling it onto the replacement screen then I get to the final part of connecting ribbon cables and they just wouldn't go on. His phone is a 5, I accidentally bought a 5s kit. But I put that thing back together in a jiffy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiescat Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 So I kinda learned how to replace an iPhone screen today. I also learned that I need to read thoroughly before buying screen kits on ebay. I took my friend's phone apart, started assembling it onto the replacement screen then I get to the final part of connecting ribbon cables and they just wouldn't go on. His phone is a 5, I accidentally bought a 5s kit. But I put that thing back together in a jiffy! Shit that reminds me I have to do a repair job on my friend's iPhone 4 also. Just replacing the charging port. Should be pretty straight-forward I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 So... I know this is going to reveal more of my nerddom, but is anyone here going to be playing Magic: the Gathering tonight for the pre-release tournaments? Going to one tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Shane Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Shit that reminds me I have to do a repair job on my friend's iPhone 4 also. Just replacing the charging port. Should be pretty straight-forward I hope. Go on youtube and there is a bunch of tutorials. I didn't find it too difficult. It really just takes patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I definitely just overheard my mom say "I don't want to say that I want to wish away my kids. But I do." Thanks, girl. Requiescat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 For all interested parties... They called me this morning, offered me the job plus a weeks extra vacation. MOVING TO OHIO IN 3 WEEKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 hours late. Congrats! That is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 No I don't have to worry about jimmy anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Zay needs to disappear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Zay needs to disappear. Who is this Zay character you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Holy fuck I've already seen girls holding bras and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Holy fuck I've already seen girls holding bras and I don't know what I'm doing with my life. You should go to the bathroom and take off your underwear to throw on stage. Try to hit them in the face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 You should go to the bathroom and take off your underwear to throw on stage. Try to hit them in the face! this... right in the puss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I am too old to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I am too old to be here. if you are over 20... probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Extra party for dickgoggles. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Hi hello what did I miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 The majority of us became Tupperware salespersons. Would you like to schedule a Tupperware party with one of us? futures 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 The majority of us became Tupperware salespersons. Would you like to schedule a Tupperware party with one of us? wait I thought we decided to sell sex toys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 wait I thought we decided to sell sex toys Now, with the new and improved model, you can store your leftovers in a fleshlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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