Youinreverse Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 holy shit. so i get back from an errand at work and theres a jimmy johns bag in my spot. i go to pick it up and its got a sammy in there, bag still stapled. its cold here, so nothing was spoiled, and it was in the shade. nothing is crushed but one side of the bag has a tire mark on it. everything seems ok. do i eat this son of a bitch?? prob depends on what kind, but man. wtf. awesome. This sounds like the beginning to a really low budget murder mystery. I'd eat it. batnoises 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 My lady just got us tickets for Jenny Lewis' third show in LA she just added. So rad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliminator Jr. Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I'm way too anal about sub genres to do something like that. props. Yeah, it's tough. But I'm cool with it as long as I find what I'm looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Cholly, eat it. JUST DO IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 don't know what to get for lunch today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 That poor delivery boy probably got hit by a car on his way to your office. The least you can do is eat it in honor of that fallen soldier. It's what Jimmy John would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 if you haven't eaten it yet you need HELP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 don't know what to get for lunch today shit on a shingle.... now get out GreatGreenOne77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batnoises Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 don't know what to get for lunch today chilli's, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 chilli's, man I was thinking popeyes or tacos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 shit on a shingle.... now get out omg lol that would be so bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batnoises Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 omg lol that would be so bad! well it wouldn't be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 im weird about food though. ugh. its really an internal struggle.I'd probably eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 No way in hell I would eat that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 now I want a fat sandwich.. if only I lived in jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebilljim Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 This Jimmy John's arc is my new favorite thing in Small Talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 even if he doesnt eat it I hope he at least unwraps it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebilljim Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Also, I've eaten out of dumpsters while on tour before, so I'd probably eat that sandwich too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 It probably fell and the guy didn't even notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chkadea Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Also, I've eaten out of dumpsters while on tour before, so I'd probably eat that sandwich too. I used to frequently dumpster dive vegetables and fruits from the co-op. It's honestly appalling how much perfectly fine food stores throw away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I used to frequently dumpster dive vegetables and fruits from the co-op. It's honestly appalling how much perfectly fine food stores throw away. There's a store in town that throws away all the LPs they get in. I dumpster dive no shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliminator Jr. Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I used to frequently dumpster dive vegetables and fruits from the co-op. It's honestly appalling how much perfectly fine food stores throw away. Yes, it's disgusting. It's illegal and punishable by law in france. It's at least a thing that is talked about quite frequently around here, but throwing away copious amounts of food makes my blood boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo 2 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 There's a store in town that throws away all the LPs they get in. I dumpster dive no shame. agh why do they throw them out!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I was thinking popeyes or tacos I'm going grocery shopping and the store is in a plaza with a Popeyes. It's going to be hard to resist. I just need to think about the pizza my girlfriend is gonna make when we get home. Also, the inevitable stomach ache of having eaten popeyes. But I'm pretty stoked that my girlfriend was like "I'll make you a pizza and you can get stoned and eat the whole thing" KingTacoMunster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 agh why do they throw them out!? It's a thrift store. I have gotten most of my classic rock stuff there. Halo 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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