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There a certain amount of posts needed before you can change your name?

Yes. Once you reach 1,000 posts and Scott Heisel can see you...you will receive a PM asking for you to make a blood sacrifice. This sacrifice will be picked up by a messenger pigeon. Once the pigeon flies into the sunset, you will need to make a smoke signal in less than 5 minutes. A red light will shine and you must send your desired name via morse code. To confirm this change, you must whisper "this is a blonk 182 world, and we're just living in it."

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You paved that road for me, my dearest flaned.

That was a bad pun.

I like bad puns!

Someone should totally use BLONK for a new name or something.

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Yes. Once you reach 1,000 posts and Scott Heisel can see you...you will receive a PM asking for you to make a blood sacrifice. This sacrifice will be picked up by a messenger pigeon. Once the pigeon flies into the sunset, you will need to make a smoke signal in less than 5 minutes. A red light will shine and you must send your desired name via moose code. To confirm this change, you must whisper "this is a blonk 182 world, and we're just living in it."

 But what is moose code?

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Yes. Once you reach 1,000 posts and Scott Heisel can see you...you will receive a PM asking for you to make a blood sacrifice. This sacrifice will be picked up by a messenger pigeon. Once the pigeon flies into the sunset, you will need to make a smoke signal in less than 5 minutes. A red light will shine and you must send your desired name via morse code. To confirm this change, you must whisper "this is a blonk 182 world, and we're just living in it."

This.

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