Brock N Roll Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 In case anyone was wondering, I had Mexican for lunch and just got out of the shower. I unloaded some nasty ones in there and my first thought was "I think there's a thread about this thing on VC" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 In case anyone was wondering, I had Mexican for lunch and just got out of the shower. I unloaded some nasty ones in there and my first thought was "I think there's a thread about this thing on VC" Every time I fart in the shower I think about this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 In case anyone was wondering, I had Mexican for lunch and just got out of the shower. I unloaded some nasty ones in there and my first thought was "I think there's a thread about this thing on VC" Always thinking about us! How thoughtful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 So glad to log on and see this bumped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Every time I fart in the shower I think about this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Be honest, does anyone ever fart in bed under the covers and then lift the covers to get a whiff of the greatness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Every time I fart in the shower I think about this thread. Haha me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Be honest, does anyone ever fart in bed under the covers and then lift the covers to get a whiff of the greatness? every time! girlfriend hates it. i also think my farts don't smell that bad. because they don't. they're awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Everyone likes their own brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Be honest, does anyone ever fart in bed under the covers and then lift the covers to get a whiff of the greatness?Is it bad that I literally just did, then read your post? Got the chills almightyseancore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Is it bad that I literally just did, then read your post? Got the chills There's nothing bad about it! If anyone ever tries to tell you its wrong, it would be a good idea to eliminate that person from your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 There's nothing bad about it! If anyone ever tries to tell you its wrong, it would be a good idea to eliminate that person from your life. You make a strong case *yells down the hall* "Hey honey....? It's over!" Brock N Roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditc586 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Everyone likes their own brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Except when it comes to shower farts. This morning I had a shower fart so bad I gagged mid-shampoo. The spicy Thai food and loads of beer last night didn't help though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Bump deafening 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Be honest, does anyone ever fart in bed under the covers and then lift the covers to get a whiff of the greatness? absolutely! i mean, how can't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My favorite thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My favorite thread! the ball tickle comment was gold. i was giggling last night and my wife was like 'wtf is your deal' so i read her the entire thread. she loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadreckoning Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Females?!?! Don't you know that they all swear that they never fart nor poop?!?! my wife farts. My wife woke me up the other night with a sleep fart. almightyseancore and cbbrew22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefchino Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 My farts are a blessing and a curse. They rarely ever smell. Like ever. My gf constantly questions it of how I do it but I just can't explain my lack of smelly farts. BUTT... They're loud. Like super fucking loud. Like Its heard clearly in the other room loud. Like my next door neighbor hates me loud. Just can't explain it. cbbrew22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 farts are awesome! I laugh everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Sometimes I name mine: "deviled eggs" "pork n beans" "mac cheese w/ broccoli" Disclaimer: These do not correlate w/ what I've eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 more perhaps of what they smell like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 more perhaps of what they smell like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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