cbbrew22 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 My wife talks in her sleep and I've been recording the things she says for a while now. I started posting the stuff she says online, so have a look if you are interested. There's some pretty hilarious and random stuff in there. http://halfasleepwife.tumblr.com https://twitter.com/Halfasleepwife https://www.facebook.com/HalfAsleepWife konk, henster311 and popscratch 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Awesome shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrice55 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Aww poo, I was hoping for audio. Womp womp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Hahaha, you couldn't make this stuff up! Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partysmasher Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 There was a similar one I followed for a while called Sleep Talking Man from England, some ridiculous shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 i was hoping these would be videos, but it's great regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 I want a girl with a short skirt and a long list of things that she's said in her sleep. Fantastic stuff here, brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 7, 2013 Author Share Posted July 7, 2013 Haha thanks guys! I have like 175 audio files and most of them have her saying a bunch of random stuff. I don't even remember half the stuff she says but it's really funny to go back and listen lol. I post more every day so check back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 this is hilarious. I had a roommate who sleeptalked and i remember one night he was very urgently saying "WHAT ABOUT PEGASUS?! HERCULES! we NEED to go back for pegasus!" idreamofpunk, cbbrew22 and David The Gnome 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Awesome shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heypeterman Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 This is hilarious! I once asked my wife if she wanted a massage when I was sleeping. She thought I was awake and rolled onto her stomach. I rolled over and continued to sleep. cbbrew22 and konk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 haha. those are funny. does she know this exists? i talk in my sleep also. most of the time no one else is awake when i'm doing it so i don't have to hear about it and i think i do it more when i'm stressed. i remember one time an ex and i got into a fight about me drinking so my college roommate said she heard me go "alcohhhhhol......!" in my sleep. i've also talked about bill cosby and some other things that i've been told about but i forget now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 7, 2013 Author Share Posted July 7, 2013 Yeah she definitely knows about it and is cool with me posting stuff. She can't even believe a lot of what she says. I think a lot more people talk in their sleep than people realize. I say stuff too from time to time. Once when i was a lot younger, I woke up in the middle of the night, looked over at my buddy who was crashing on my floor, and said, "We're football players now, Tyler." And it's funny because I remember saying that and immediately waking up and realizing I had just said lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 This may win thread of the year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 You have a temporary, permanent marker because you are a temporary employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickman31 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Are you gonna post audio? This shit is too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Hahaha, so funny “Sometimes I see things. I see some Cheerios.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 there is genius in here. seriously, the clever connections she's making in her subconscious are hysterical and make sense in the strangest ways. great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 7, 2013 Author Share Posted July 7, 2013 Here's one that hasn't been posted yet, but I'll give you guys a first look. "My name is Pete. You can only copy me if your name is Repeat; otherwise you can eat jellybeans. There are certain flavors I have not told you about yet." popscratch and henster311 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heypeterman Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 there is genius in here. seriously, the clever connections she's making in her subconscious are hysterical and make sense in the strangest ways. great stuff. I totally agree with this. I'm curious, what does your wife do for a living? I'm assuming something creative/artistic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I totally agree with this. I'm curious, what does your wife do for a living? I'm assuming something creative/artistic? with this comedic gold....probably a spin off of sh*t my dad says now tml-7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Here's one that hasn't been posted yet, but I'll give you guys a first look. "My name is Pete. You can only copy me if your name is Repeat; otherwise you can eat jellybeans. There are certain flavors I have not told you about yet." Ah-mazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 I totally agree with this. I'm curious, what does your wife do for a living? I'm assuming something creative/artistic? She works in online marketing for hotels and does account managing and sales. It's not exactly the most artistic job but she is a very creative person and sometimes she does talk about things relating to work. A lot of times we can pinpoint something random she says to something that has happened recently, but sometimes it is just completely random. Thanks for all the love guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 with this comedic gold....probably a spin off of sh*t my dad says now Haha, that would be awesome if she got enough notoriety to get a TV show but I have no idea how they would pull off a show about someone who sleeptalks. We mostly just do it to share laughs with friends and family and whoever else reads it, if something even more ever came out of it though, that would be sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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