Guest Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 No, you gotta cut yourself and then also vomit and sneeze all simultaneously with the rest of the blumpkinning for maximum bodily fluid release / pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 the things i could talk about would freak most of you out, but its only fun when it's unexpected. you're lucky.. a girl i dated liked blood play. there was no getting that shit out sometimes. i just cannot imagine enjoying the blood portion of things. sex is the last thing i want when im on the rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 yeah. i steer clear of that. i dont want uterine lining on my face/peen/anywhere near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I always have sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period. Not because "OH MY GOD BLOOD ON MY DICK I LOVE IT," but because why the hell not? She's horny, I'm horny, we're gonna fuck. No sense in waiting a few days or however long them lady folk have that business. AlexMBentley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 well yeah if you're horny, all i'm saying is that i'm decidedly "don't touch me at all i feel gross" at that time. heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 my wife is horny when perioding. but also: -crabby -bloating -serious pain (her periods make her bed ridden) -nasty headaches lots more so its not pleasant for these rule out boning or even speaking to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Well for starters people are giving/getting blowjobs while shitting ha. I'm just saying then their face is all up in a flushing toilet the whole thing just sounds really dumb. Go get blown in the bedroom like a normal fucking person. did you not detect the sarcasm lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Well yeah, my girlfriend is the same. She just sucks it up though I guess. I should feel lucky I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 perioding. trevorxramage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 ive always called it that. to make it sound....cuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SBarry Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 did you not detect the sarcasm lolLol I did I'm just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 ive always called it that. to make it sound....cuter. Ah yes. The cute wittle menstrual cycle. edgedestroys and Satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ah yes. The cute wittle menstrual cycle. My friends and I call it Shark Week and Jellyfish Season. (I don't remember how Jellyfish Season even came to be, probably alcohol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 the red tide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 My wife calls it her "dot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 busting too soon > blumpkin > periods this thread tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I retract my bid for thread name change. The title makes me laugh every time I see it mcguirk and jtcohenour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 anyone ever fuck a girl from behind... and notice she's got a little poopy still hangin out in her b-hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 anyone ever fuck a girl from behind... and notice she's got a little poopy still hangin out in her b-hole? NO jtcohenour, nobodybrokeurheart, bathroommonkey and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 anyone ever fuck a girl from behind... and notice she's got a little poopy still hangin out in her b-hole? Thank you for ruining that for me forever Satan, jtcohenour and johnpdillard 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 anyone ever fuck a girl from behind... and notice she's got a little poopy still hangin out in her b-hole? Laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 just me then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 please tell me that actually happened to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 yup. at first i tried to ignore it. a moment later i just flipped her over and avoided that position for the rest of our go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 yup. at first i tried to ignore it. a moment later i just flipped her over and avoided that position for the rest of our go. A man that can ignore "a little poopy hanging out in her b-hole" is a much greater man than I sjb2k1, StrangeTerrain and BKO5950505 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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