derrickcook19941 Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 we should just shut down the boards now because no thread will ever top this goldmine. Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron666monkey Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 While it should be reserved for college kids or super rich snobby parties, lines of blow certainly do the trick. Plus most chics love blow so there's nothing better than 2 people geeked out on lines fuckin' till the sun comes up. Man....college was fun and then adulthood set in hard. Can't say I miss those days, but sometimes, I miss those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 we should just shut down the boards now because no thread will ever top this goldmine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Why did I not venture into this thread sooner. LULZ abound. Also anyone ever have sex at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 NOPE! but I've certainly shot some wads at work. fun times all around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catalinacaper Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Why did I not venture into this thread sooner. LULZ abound. Also anyone ever have sex at work? Guilty. I worked at a movie theater for 6 years. With a staff of about 50-60 people and constant turnover there were always a few attractive girls that were working there at any given point. 4 of the 16 theaters had a second level "mezzanine" that no one really ever used. Needless to say there was more than one occasion in which I got paid to "supervise" the closing of the building while I was supervising some titties. It was never really that good, as you would probably expect for it being sex when you've been sweating all day and you wreak of popcorn.. but it was a hell of a lot of fun. I've also had a girl go down on me when we were cleaning up between shows. I made the best of my perks for that shitty minimum wage job. turbobrando and heypeterman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I was supervising some titties. Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Why did I not venture into this thread sooner. LULZ abound. Also anyone ever have sex at work? I've had sex at two places I've worked, have also had sex in a girl's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time. Rinse and repeat. yes this. i use trojan, because i never see any other brands with a large size. i also enjoy those nights where it goes 10 rounds. partially because i sometimes have the inability to finish, and i appreciate when a woman is as invested as getting me off as i am her. that and i just like chowin' down. WHOOPS i dropped my magnum condom that i use for my monster dong Why did I not venture into this thread sooner. LULZ abound. Also anyone ever have sex at work? once i masturbated at work does that count? popscratch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castaway Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 One time I went to CVS Pharmacy with my girlfriend to get condoms. I live in Cincinnati so everything is locked down in stores like that. The condoms were all in a case that had to be unlocked by someone, and a big red button at the top to "push for assistance". So I pushed it, and over the intercom someone says "ASSISTANCE IN FAMILY PLANNING. ASSISTANCE IN FAMILY PLANNING." Then a security guard pops his head around the corner of the aisle with the biggest grin on his face. Walks toward us all smiley and goes "Need help?" And I was like "YEAH. I NEED SOME CONDOMS." And then he goes "What size?" That was the point I realized he was going to try to make this situation as awkward as possible. And I know how to play that game. So I said with a 100% serious face "The smallest ones you have" He didn't really know what to say so he just laughed and stood there and I took some Trojan ecstasy and went on my way. It was great. entendu and turbobrando 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I've seen an absurd amount of titties while working at a Borders for 4 years. Book nerd chicks are frisky. One of my coworkers pushed me against the ice machine in the cafe and started kissing me. I was a supervisor and she was kind of manipulative and crazy so I suspected she wanted to get me fired or some shit. She sent me tit pix when she got home. Me and my gf at the time started doing things in the stockroom one day... Like both our tits were out. But then people started asking for backup on our links so we got freaked out. Banged in parking lot after close. I kept making jokes to my male manager about me and him going to a hotel room or me fucking his wife. Eventually he got a boner. And I was all "lol well show me" he actually whipped it out. Shrug. I was all "oh wow. Good for you" Started texting his wife to follow up on max lolz. Flirty/inappropriate messages for a few weeks. he hated it. But then shit got real when she invited me to go to New York with her for a weekend without her husband. I couldn't go through with it. jayteamanis, thejesseb, heypeterman and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 nicky. that is some shit right there. derrickcook19941 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 damn nicky. you must have a way with words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 or just big tits derrickcook19941 and Satan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Psh everybody was hooking up/love triangles/betrayal. There's a Barnes and noble store there now, same exact shit is going on. Something about book stores man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 idk dude i mightve gone with the wife. she'd get it all in the divorce because women and then you'd have some sweet fuckin time in NYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Admittedly aforementioned girlfriend and aforementioned manager made out a few times after me and her broke up. He was telling her he'd leave his wife for her and blah blah. Soooo fucking around with his wife was my revenge. ps the invite to New York was to go to A Molly ringwald book signing, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 yo don't disparage molly ringwald, youngin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 i was in a dorm room with the bros in 98. some rando chick asks if anyone wants to go to a football championship game. i grab her hand. complete stranger. off we go. it was in st louis. pretty far away. 2 hours later i stick it in her pooper. she LOVED it. was a total screamer..liked to be smacked around too. i tore that thing up. she limped to class for a week. oh, we lost the game in OT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 i was in a dorm room with the bros in 98. some rando chick asks if anyone wants to go to a football championship game. i grab her hand. complete stranger. off we go. it was in st louis. pretty far away. 2 hours later i stick it in her pooper. she LOVED it. was a total screamer..liked to be smacked around too. i tore that thing up. she limped to class for a week. oh, we lost the game in OT. this thread will never die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 this thread will never die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamdbz Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 I was walking with this chick one time and we held hands for five minutes. Fingers. Laced. Ball so hard. Derek™, cbbrew22, entendu and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 except your forgot to lace your shoes and tripped and looked like a real dumb dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 avoided this thread cause i thought it was going to be about some shitty VC band. my thoughts: i'm pretty sure i can tell who was full of shit at the beginning and who it got to share some pretty dark, fantastic shit. very amused. 30% of this thread is just derrick cook exclaiming how great this thread is. because he's a child. you guys know children are reading this, right? onlettingjoe and thejesseb 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 A friend of mine got a handy while watching Yuck at a local club two summers ago. Like, mid-show, in the crowd. That was impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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