whoa

Your mom's a woman.

These dudes are becoming a mathier version of A Great Big Pile of Leaves (the first track on the new album is titled You Are What Is Always On My Mind for christ's sake) and I fucking love it.
 
 
 

Official side durations below:
 
Side A
A1. Fear Inoculum [10:20]
A2. Pneuma [11:53]
Total duration: 22:13
 
Side B
B1. Litanie contre la Peur [02:14]
Total duration: 2:14
 
Side C
C1. Invincible [12:44]
C2. Legion Inoculant [03:09]
C3. Descending [13:37]
C4. Culling Voices [10:05]
C5. Chocolate Chip Trip [04:48]
C6. 7empest [15:43]
C7. Mockingbeat  [02:05]
C8. Locked Groove Bonus Track
Total duration: 99:99
 
Side D
Holographic Spooky Spider Skelly Etching

That doesn’t leave a lot of room for any etchings of spooky spider skellys, so for that reason I cannot abide.

I think the boxset is going to be a piece of A3 paper, folded in half, with "dredgie" written in biro pen. All the records floating about in a plastic carrier bag. $400

Have they actually charged us 50 dollars for a loose vinyl signed on the label and and a piece of folded cardboard?

lmao how out of touch can a band be
 
regret setting in hard

Yeah, it was a pretty tough watch 😆

Surprised it was still in one piece after that mauling!  

Wow, that was delicate!

Wow, that was delicate!

Wow, that was delicate!

Wow, that was delicate!

New Cloudkicker:
https://cloudkicker.bandcamp.com/album/unending
No vinyl yet, but the vinyl masters are included as bonus tracks.

Y’all get your Utopia bird call set yet?
 
http://indian.co.uk/shop/utopia-bird-call-boxset.html

Oasis tribute band.

That’s potentially 8 different etched holograms!

Tool were my favourite band for a very long time I probably considered them as such up until 10,000 days was released (and wasn't anywhere near the 2 previous albums imo)...
Anywho the way they are going about releasing this new album is actually really pissing me off, I was only probably 25% chance to consider purchasing it in any form, I'm now at 0% 
 
Tool are now a parody of themselves any one buying a 'deluxe limited' physical version of this is as stupid as people who believe in god...

First two songs are keeping me soft. Like some polished 90s Midwest emo CRAP.

bsm variant for Europe/uk
 
https://www.bsmrocks.com/products/649532-chris-farren-born-hot-lp-digital
 
200 / Clear/Black with Orange splatter (BSM webstore exclusive) 
300 / Black

Have you read the Tool genius pages? You could take half the reviews and revisions and make copypastas out of them:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely complex and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci sequence most of the words will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's uncommon time signatures which is deftly woven into their characterization - Maynard's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just music- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Maynard's famous song "Hooker With A Penis, " which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record players. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Ænima tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

That was an advert over here for a glasses company:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SH_tr5Dd-i0