BuzzersonKillwell

Says the guy who's label is in the process of pressing five variants of the same record?
/just busting your chops

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Greatest thing ever:http://arresteddecision2012.tumblr.com/

Figured I'd share this one since I find it pretty funny.
I went down to the Third Man Rolling Records Store last night. I had to wait about two hours before my turn and got to know a few of the folks around me pretty well. One guy is an insane Prince Collector - 400+ pieces of Prince vinyl, over 100 posters, has seen him 45 times and met his wife at a Prince Concert. Awesome. Anyway, the guy ahead of him was a young actor and we chit chatted a bit but Mr. Prince wanted to talk Third Man etc more than anything. Great guys.
Actor gets up for his turn. He was 12th in line and had spent a lot of time. He buys the Rome record but it rings up with tax to $44. He's $4 short not realizing that they charged tax. I give him the $4 and my business card and tell him to mail it to me. He waits until I'm done with my turn and we ride the Subway uptown together.
On the Subway he tells me he's going to be seeing Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson at Hammerstein. Pretty sick. Sheepishly he pulls a package of face paint from his pocket and tells me the reason he was short $5 was he bought the paint. He decided it would be funny to paint himself like a sad clown then go to the Zombie concert. He wanted to watch peoples reactions to him. I am laughing out loud on the subway at the notion partly because of the absurdity but also because I have a clown-phobia and never would have leant him money if he'd already had his face painted. I actually would have left the line rather than stand with a clown 2 hours (I know, that's shit for my therapist trust me, I've been there).
Anyway, I thought his story so awesome I wanted to share it. What a great reason to be short money. I'm glad I helped sponsor his night out in a small way.
If anyone was at the concert last night let me know if you saw an odd clown guy walking around.

in the future.

If I don't say it out loud or put in print, then I can rationalize how much I spend by pretending I don't know how to add.

I was hanging out with the old November earlier. Those new dudes are pussies. Your friend is a fool. Sorry bud.

WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY

I'm in. Tell me where to send the Loverboy 7"s and dick pics.

Meh. Close enough. Close as I feel like getting it anyway.

Meh. Close enough. Close as I feel like getting it anyway.

New Seguin jerseys are looking pretty fresh.

Well. I think I know what I'll be photoshopping next. yokroegerkroeger.

Well. I think I know what I'll be photoshopping next. yokroegerkroeger.

I think Daegor is right. I'd leave it alone for now. See what happens with the new foreman. I've been around plenty of shitty inter-office politics and it is always best to keep your hands clean.
Against a guy like that there is almost no way to come out clean. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

You're getting off light. Motherfucker is haunting my dreams.

Ahhhhh, to be young again. Milk it while you can buds because the "next morning amnesia" window closes pretty fast.

You're getting off light. Motherfucker is haunting my dreams.

I'd count it as THE Christmas movie.
When my wife wants to watch something seasonal she gets a choice between this or holiday themed porn.

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