Satan Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 She's lucky; I've always had a NO PEOPLE, NO LIGHTS, NO DISTRACTIONS rule with LOST. The greatest rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I had this way cute girl that I dated briefly. I found out however she worked at Hot Topic and dumped her. In 1996 I was way too DIY punk for that noise. I'm running through my memory bank and so far I just realized in High School I was dumped for being a punk and then a few years later I dumped someone because I was too punk. Kind of messed up, first girl might have been on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I remembered this because of Dave's story! A girl once dumped me because I told her she wore too much black and I wished she would stop and wear normal clothing. Two weeks later she stopped wearing black. I was young and immature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 In 1996 I was way too DIY punk for that noise. Fucking lol'd, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 we didnt have texting back in HS so i broke up with a girl who had cheated on me by burning this song 14 times on a CD. CD burning took a days time and were as pricey as a private island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 my cousin Huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agaetisbyrjun Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I had to threaten to take my ex to court to get my copy of Deja (and a few other LPs) back. Got them back the day I was going to file the papers at the courthouse. Also, she made me miss my only opportunity to see my favorite band live (SDRE reunion tour). And then cheated on me and left me for her best friend growing up who was "just like a brother". I found out via facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 I had to threaten to take my ex to court to get my copy of Deja (and a few other LPs) back. Got them back the day I was going to file the papers at the courthouse. Also, she made me miss my only opportunity to see my favorite band live (SDRE reunion tour). And then cheated on me and left me for her best friend growing up who was "just like a brother". I found out via facebook LOL She held your records hostage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 LOL She held your records hostage? Unfortunately, this has happened to me as well. I had to literally steal them back and hide them in my car while she was taking a shower. Broke up with her a week later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agaetisbyrjun Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 LOL She held your records hostage? Yup. She moved down to live with me & took them with her when she moved back home. (Big mistake on my part, but I thought we were fine & was headed up there in a few weeks for the SDRE show and then I was gonna move up there for her until all the shit went down) Then she refused to give em back. Took her two months and it got pretty messy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 In college, I couldn't get away from the letter K nor the school's orchestra. Freshman year, I dated a cellist named Kelly; sophomore year was another cellist named Kate; junior year was a girl named Kristina who, thankfully, only played viola. (She was the worst one; she cheated on me after telling me she had become a born-again Christian over the summer and wasn't interested in any sexual contact). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I broke up with a girl after not answering her phonecalls for over a week and a half. We met at Steak n Shake and I bought her a banana milkshake and gave her the bad news. But hey, free milkshake. michaelmanfredi and cbbrew22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 My longest relationship other than with my wife was back from 2005-2008. One day while she was at work, a Neil Young special came on HBO where he played songs from Prairie Wind. I cried and told God that I would end it if she had her period. She did. I broke up with her and moved out. Then was the awkward 3 month phase where we still talked. She tried to fix things that were troublesome to the relationship (not paying rent, not working enough, not having a driver's license). She had some girl that she worked with move in and pick up most of the rent. I ended up dating her new roommate. The "Ole Roommate Switcheroo."Also, the ex wound up dating some drug dealer, getting arrested with pounds of weed in our old apartment after he moved in, and then I wrote a song on the accordion about her going to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 and then I wrote a song on the accordion about her going to jail. ...i think we deserve to hear this song. KennyFuckingPowers, agaetisbyrjun, Daniel Dopp and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dopp Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 and then I wrote a song on the accordion about her going to jail. Come on Casey... We all know you have it recorded some where. Fridge Fox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I do, but I have no clue where to post it as a link online anywhere. There are also tons of clarinets and an empty whisky bottle. EDIT: https://www.dropbox.com/s/513cw8r6lf00zuo/hands%20tied.mp3 Daniel Dopp, jayteamanis and cbbrew22 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 LOL She held your records hostage? I wonder if she kept them CALM :) Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 i'm posting here cause man advice is not open: I was supposed to go on a date tonight with tinder: she is vegan, loves brand new, and one of her top movies is howls moving castle ( which is tattooed on my leg ). She got sick earlier last week and told me she might bail so I was ready, but she still bailed cause she doesn't want to be unattractive when we first meet.... ///// she is i guess really sick. I'm sad and eating my weight, even though we'll likely go out sometime soon. crossing my fingers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 I do, but I have no clue where to post it as a link online anywhere. There are also tons of clarinets and an empty whisky bottle. EDIT: https://www.dropbox.com/s/513cw8r6lf00zuo/hands%20tied.mp3 well this is just incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 well this is just incredible. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 YCC has all the kewl stories! Coming out to IND soon just to hear some!!! cbbrew22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 A girl I met on myspace many many moons ago. Our birthdays were close, so we decided to meet for the first time at a pub that had live music 5 nights a week, and celebrate both our birthdays(lame as fuck exscuse to get laid). Half way through the night I borrow my mates house keys and take the girl back there(about a 2 minute walk from the pub). We fuck, we go back to the show enjoy the rest of the eve, then go back to her place and fuck again. We end up dating for a few months. All good times. One day I notice a package for a pregnancy test on the bathroom floor. I enquired about to be told it was her room mates. Eh, whatever. All good. A few weeks later we break up, no fights or arguments. Just both went our seperate ways. A few weeks after that, a friend from high school is dating the same girl. WTF. that pissed me off a bit, but whatever. No cheating involved, so I figure. Let them have their fun. Adults and all that. They break up after a few months and he's having a party to celebrate. Apparently they didn't end on good terms. So the party is going well, bands in one corner, beers being drank on the roof. As the nights winding down I kinda sneak off and take a shit on the inside of his oven door. Revenge shit, is the best kind of shit! Close it back up, and leave as calmly as I arrived. Next morning I get a call from him...did you shit in my oven? Laughing uncontrolably I say yes, because it's hilarious. Bad news for him, he was hungover, and wanted to make breakfast, turned the oven on to heat up, and baked my turd in the process. Again, HILARIOUS. It was during this phone call he told me why they broke up. He paid for an abortion. He wanted to have the kid, she didn't. I never told him about the pregnancy test I saw on the floor that she attributed to her room mate. I couldn't leave him thinking he paid for my abortion AND a kitchen smelling of burnt bog. aflycon, Brevity38, cbbrew22 and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aflycon Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Fucking incredible. 10/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Amazing. I gotta add revenge shit to my bucket list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Being his first call, i feel a need to ask; do you have a history is shitting in people's ovens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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