dansar Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 My four year old son thinks it fun to wee on me when we share the shower, so i done it to him and he was right it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Every single time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 wait can we talk about shower semen? is shower a noun or a verb? eg. 'he came in the shower', vs 'his cum showered down on his poor girlfriends face in what was the brilliant result of jizzing through a colander'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 wait can we talk about shower semen? is shower a noun or a verb? eg. 'he came in the shower', vs 'his cum showered down on his poor girlfriends face in what was the brilliant result of jizzing through a colander'. Whenever the parents of your girlfried ask what method of contraception you use, "I jizz my load on her face" is definitely the wrong answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 facials don't have high % of contraception in my opinion, cause if shes naked, kneeling, cum dripping down her face, the probability that it drips all the way down..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dansar Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Whenever the parents of your girlfried ask what method of contraception you use, "I jizz my load on her face" is definitely the wrong answer... I always say " up the bum no babies" laralaurent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 superpeephole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeguitars Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Honestly, you wash a lot worse off your body than pee. The water gets processed so there's no reason to not pee in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Honestly, you wash a lot worse off your body than pee. The water gets processed so there's no reason to not pee in the shower. Looking at your avatar, I just imagined Bill Cosby said this to Theo and Rudy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drds89 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 The title of this thread reminded me of a Public Service Ad in Brazil *encouraging* the practice to save water. Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8ight Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 When I was younger, yes. Now, no. I don't care if I'd get piss on my foot, I just don't want it in my tub. Besides, 70% of the time I shower at work with coworkers (required due to 'toxic' work environment), so peeing in a public shower is pretty frowned upon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Wizz bump THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FangsAnalSatan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I pee in the shower. Even when I'm not in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipyourbartender Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 What about peeing in the pool? I think it is disgusting and unacceptable although many seem to encourage it. superpeephole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Next up. Fart and pee together in shower thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superpeephole Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 It feels better in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 What about peeing in the pool? I think it is disgusting and unacceptable although many seem to encourage it. It's good for the urethra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I peed in the shower earlier fyi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I will pee anywhere given the opportunity. A shower seems tame these days. I'm a urination rebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I think jimmy would prefer to only urinate in the wild. When we were looking at houses he'd get all excited like, 'look, I private deck I can pee off of' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I will pee anywhere given the opportunity. A shower seems tame these days. I'm a urination rebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick6ten Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Does anyone else blow their nose in the shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 i pee in the shower 99% of the time. into the right corner before it hits the drain. i'll blow snot rockets in there too, hell yeah! almost never masterbate... the mixture of water and my boys aren't worth it. when i lived at home and in the basement, i would regularly pee in the sink next to the washing machine. my best friends and i spent just about every day for 10 years straight at this one house with two brothers. the house was peculiar to say the least, but it was pretty much our headquarters. a majority of our time was spent in the basement, where the bathroom didn't work. the next floor up was "their dad's floor" so we never went there. so the next choice was the bathroom on the third floor. yeah, fuck that. we got in the habit of just going outside and pissing on the side of the garage or in the bushes. shit, there was even a corner of the house itself that got it. summers got stinky sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Does anyone else blow their nose in the shower? Sure, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 almost never masterbate... the mixture of water and my boys aren't worth it. Mass debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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