casey Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Cheap ass had nothing to do with it. If they had offered any option other than getting a stick jammed up my urethra I would have paid whatever it cost. yeah same here. oh and were you guys clean? i was! Yeah, I've never had an STD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I would like to thank everyone on here for making me laugh so fucking hard. This shit is downright legendary. +1 to the man that started it all... Craig from Craigslist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 next time guys, sound yourself for a few months.. then that qtip will not hurt in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I got tested once. That is why I will never sleep with another lady other than my wife. Not getting checked again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I got tested once. That is why I will never sleep with another lady other than my wife. Not getting checked again. I'll make sure to tell Emily the only thing keeping you from full-on, promiscuous adultery is the fear of a Q-Tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Just read this thread and... wow. I'm also registering either CraigsFist.org or AIDSlist.org to make it easier to find this kind of entertainment in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I got tested once. That is why I will never sleep with another lady other than my wife. Not getting checked again. I'll make sure to tell Emily the only thing keeping you from full-on, promiscuous adultery is the fear of a Q-Tip. Its also the amazing sex life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I think MSNBC did a story on how Craigslist if furthering prostitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The BME STD test. 3 times more reliable than most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 you should have thrown some hydrogen peroxide on her vagina before you dived in that oyster bar dude. which obviously would explode like those volcanos you made as a kid with baking soda and vinegar. except out of a vagina. and dude, please get tested for STD's. I've been to Dallas i know what the regular chicks are like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Ewwwww why is that dick so red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 American Indian?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Herpes? Or maybe just that fact its been abused with q-tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 what an amazing thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 American Indian?? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 American Indian?? I think he meant "Native American" instead of what he said, although "Injun" would have sufficed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 this was one of the top 10 moments of this decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Nice... http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155304 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 I can't really say anything that hasn't been said, because yeah, this is awesome. However, for many folks it's easier said than just to just pick up some swamp donkey from the bar. There's a lot of maneuvering involved...the easiest part is putting them in your trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element101 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 funniest thing I've ever read. every fucking post. awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 inglewood, always up to no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://buffalo.craigslist.org/ers/1129212474.html I'd take a steedy from her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow... she's fucking gorgeous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 shoulda gone w/ herhttp://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131327826.html or http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131316589.html or if your doin it for the story http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131300995.html for sure I like that the middle one says "no black man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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