So I'm DJing a high school dance for some reason

[AlexH.]

As a favor to my sister (she's head of student council). This is the list of songs I'm supposed to play.

love story

loverstoned

backstabber

human

are you gonna be my girl

u cant touch this

blue

wannabe

switch

bad

beat it

see you again

dontcha

when i grow up

sadie hawkins dance

soulja boy

check yes juliet

apache

get low

ymca

love is a battlefield

get up

ludacris songs

candy shop

cha cha slide

pretty rave girl

im a slave

its raining men

any black eyed peas or lady gaga song

yeah

single ladies

crazy in love

baby

im in miami trick

shots

low

sexyback

carry out

party in the usa

lipgloss

blame it on

diva

stanky leg

snap yo fingers

church

paper planes

i know you want me

shawty get loose

ms new booty

your love is my drug

hoedown throwdown

fire bunring

starstruck

shake that

the way i are

right now (na na na)

thriller

please dont stop the music

caught up

this is why im hot

youre a jerk

temperature

dangerous

in da club

dirt off your shoulder

i can transform ya

rude boy

gimme that

3

toxic

1, 2 step

dont stop believin- glee

Fuck this bullshit, I'm playing Lighting Bolt. Unless someone has suggestions on how to make this not suck?

[Guest adam526]

Hahah "ludacris songs."

I always hated that school dance music was always top 40 shit. Some sweet dancing can be done to some Hot Chip, Talking Heads, etc.

[kyleevanswastaken]

Dude, Replace all that shit with Jail Break by Thin Lizzy on repeat.

Or change all of these kids lives for ever and Play A bunch of exploding hearts songs.

[lonesomexloveus]

good grief. is their dance, like, 6 hours long?

[six42intheam]

yeah put "jail break" and "black betty" on repeat.

or

play all the songs they want, but throw in like "die for your government" by anti-flag in there somewhere or "sunshine the werewolf"

[drabley]

Smoke a bunch of weed before, during, and after.

Will suck less.

[thesupervillain]

I DJ high-school dances all the time and I started to get worried about halfway through your list that there was no "Starstrukk" on there, but I found it, haha.

Kids LOVE that song.

[brammyg]

High school girls are getting waaaay hotter these days. Just sayin'

[daniel]

OMNI

MY TIME

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[thesupervillain]

I'll second the Ducksauce song. Never heard that extended mix but it's a great party track.

[adamlikesmusic]

I'll second "Black Betty".

[roadmonkey]

Daft Punk - discovery

Van Halen - S/T

Municipal Waste - Art of Partying

[One Hundred Fifty-Two]

Smoke a bunch of weed before, during, and after.

Will suck less.

Also, throw some Andrew WK in there and play the Family Guy version of Can't Touch This.

[malestudent15]

I'm hoping that snap yo fingers is actually snap your fingers, snap your neck by Prong.

[scottheisel]

Shocked "On A Boat" isn't on the list.

[lonesomexloveus]

Shocked "On A Boat" isn't on the list.

pfft, like they can say 'motherfucker' that many times at a high school dance.

if it was edited, half the words would be gone.

[silentgods]

they played a limp bizkit song at my prom, and Offsprings pretty fly for a white guy.

can't tell i went to high school in surburbia?

[silentgods]

also, seriously through you need to put "wonderful tonight" by Eric Clapton on that list.

bring the house down man.

[rtw88]

You've gotta play Next - Too Close after a bumpin song (Get Low) to make everyone conscious of all the boners present.

[shanehennessey]

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[rtw88]

[goraiders]

come sail away for a many funny freaks and geeks moments

[cesar11]

just fucking play a Girl Talk album the whole time and go take a nap in the car or smoke some weed.

:shrug:

[bruiser873]

Just play the "X-Rated" Trojan Box set. It's a bunch of Jamaicans fucking loudly and squeeky matress noises to reggae. See how long before they ask you to leave.