manicdogbert Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable when that happens? I was chilling in my room in my apartment yesterday and I heard my roommate boinking his chick. I heard it all - moaning, heavy breathing, etc. It was kind of weird and uncomfortable. Mind you, this is the first time I've had a roommate. I've lived either with alone or with a significant other. I was actually listening to music when I heard them going at it and when I lowered the volume to confirm that they were doing it, they sounded like they were finishing up (if you know what I mean). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 (if you know what I mean). i don't. could you elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Imagine what life was like a little over 100 years ago when most homes were single rooms. Children slept in the same beds as their parents until they left home. Right next to the creation of their brothers and sisters. Turn your music up and let the guy have some good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonskanks Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 if by roomate you mean parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicdogbert Posted December 28, 2010 Author Share Posted December 28, 2010 Turn your music up and let the guy have some good times. I'm not saying that he shouldn't be having sex with his chick (or anybody else for that matter). It just caught me off guard since this was the first time something like this happened to me. I actually thought it was interesting, even borderline funny, that I was feeling uncomfortable even though I was alone in MY room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyg Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Bollocks....you had a glass to the wall didn't you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'm only uncomfortable when he comes out and I'm still jerking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 its only uncomfortable when i walk in on them with my dick out. but by the time im balls deep, everyone seems to be pretty into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midatlanticmauler Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 its only uncomfortable when i walk in on them with my dick out. but by the time im balls deep, everyone seems to be pretty into it. Get it, pretty into it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneathbelow Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I had a bisexual female room mate once, it was interesting to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 ^^ you're new to the board, so i'll let it slide this time... but we have a rule here you should be aware of: "pics or it didn't happen." that being said, go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 my old room mate is the quietest dude i know, by far. the shit that you would hear go on in there when a girl would go in was priceless. the dude has to be a master of karma sutra or something. one time was super weird. his girlfriend, who was not his girlfriend at the time, yelled "you better not!" one time and then about thirty seconds later shit came out super pissed and stormed to the front door and all i heard was hysterical laughter coming from behind his closed door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Stand outside their door and start cheering and applauding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You should've played some porn on the highest volume and made their sex sound weak. Make that girl think you're the roommate she should be 'boinking'. As for the word 'boinking', I can only picture a clown having sex and hearing the nose squeak repeatedly, with red paint everywhere, latex balloons scattered across the floor, and a small child laughing, but crying at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 masturbate louder. to make them uncomfortable. play your porn on surround sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I have a feeling dan has been in this situation at various times in his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I have a feeling dan has been in this situation at various times in his life. Well... Hmm... Not necessarily my roommates since I've only ever lived with my dad (and he's not getting laid), but I have been in situations when staying at friends' houses/apartments at college. You just go with the flow. But yes, playing the porn as loud as possible is fun, also going out and bringing back hookers and a couple ethiopian midgets can start one hell of a party/orgy. Midatlanticmauler (Gabe) heard one of my drunken nights at his house (thankfully his wife wasn't there...because then that would have never happened)...I tried to remain quiet at first, but goddamnit I couldn't. Ohhhh alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 go in their room and sit in a chair on the opposite side of the room and read a newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 go in their room and sit in a chair on the opposite side of the room and read a newspaper. While slowly eating a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 ummmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbanargyle Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Ok, I lived with a married couple that were swingers about 6 years ago. I never partook with them, because for some reason I only dated girls who were not into swinging, but I would walk in on group sex every once in a while, right there in the living room. Nobody would miss a beat, they'd just be fuckin' away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Had a room mate once whose girlfriend wasn't shy at all. I mean she'd yell stuff that sounded straight out of a porn flick, for real. I'd wake up mornings and get ready for work to the sounds of them boning loudly. It caught me off guard the first time, for sure. But you get used to it and, honestly, it's a laughable room mate offense at most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 go in their room and sit in a chair on the opposite side of the room and read a newspaper. While slowly eating a banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Grow a pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 You wanna keep it down? We're tryin to make love over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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