Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 hahhahahhaha i'm such a drunk nerd!!! "hey guys she complimented & kissed me a lot!! i'm a total winner! that's gotta be like 3rd base right??" JEEZ. i lead the league in triples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 what in the fuck are you saying? FOR REAL. Dude, pro-tip for getting mad pussy: don't call anyone a slut. You're talking about making out. Also, probably don't say "getting" mad pussy." Just be kind and shit will be cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 i was just talking about making out one page ago and called the chick a slut.... to be fair she pulled up her dress and pulled down her panties to show me & my friends the tats right above her vag totally unprovoked. i feel that warrants a "bar slut" title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 If you are sitting next to a girl at the bar with a group of people, get a text, and she is clearly trying to spy to see who it is from, is that any kind of a sign/signal? Not trying to turn something tiny into a big deal, just wondering and throwing it out there for discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 If you are sitting next to a girl at the bar with a group of people, get a text, and she is clearly trying to spy to see who it is from, is that any kind of a sign/signal? Not trying to turn something tiny into a big deal, just wondering and throwing it out there for discussion. circuit bored records and mitch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Oh when this girl gets not grounded I'm going to invite her over and we're going to make out, but in a playfully way I'm not a slut. She's cute and I've know her for 3 years and we always kinda flirt but it doesn't mean anything and it's going to be a one time thing so excited! So you're going to hit it and quit it 15 year old style. billya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 what in the fuck are you saying? Okay, so this girl I've know for 3 years and I were just talking all playfully and I was like, "we should make out" and blushing she was like "ahaha okay, not this week i'm grounded I'll come over next week" and I said astonished "I was kidding, but if you want to, okay" and she replied smiling, "I was kidding too, but you're cute so I'll kiss you if you'd like" so I sat there blushing like "..." and she said "you're so innocent" so ,long story short cute girl is coming over to be my first kiss. It doesn't mean anything though it's just kissing for fun as friends, and I know you're not suppose to kiss somebody you don't love, but this is a 1 time thing (I might do it with like 2 other girls because I like them but know they wouldn't date me) and I'm not a slut who just kisses girls willy nilly, I'm a cute innocent indie boy, that's what I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 wat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 i was just talking about making out one page ago and called the chick a slut.... to be fair she pulled up her dress and pulled down her panties to show me & my friends the tats right above her vag totally unprovoked. i feel that warrants a "bar slut" title. that sounds... awesome. i was just at brunch with a waitstaff that was painfully attractive. i made a drunken afternoon fool of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Okay, so this girl I've know for 3 years and I were just talking all playfully and I was like, "we should make out" and blushing she was like "ahaha okay, not this week i'm grounded I'll come over next week" and I said astonished "I was kidding, but if you want to, okay" and she replied smiling, "I was kidding too, but you're cute so I'll kiss you if you'd like" so I sat there blushing like "..." and she said "you're so innocent" so ,long story short cute girl is coming over to be my first kiss. It doesn't mean anything though it's just kissing for fun as friends, and I know you're not suppose to kiss somebody you don't love, but this is a 1 time thing (I might do it with like 2 other girls because I like them but know they wouldn't date me) and I'm not a slut who just kisses girls willy nilly, I'm a cute innocent indie boy, that's what I'm saying. #cuteboy nobodybrokeurheart, no use for a username and onlettingjoe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 My new favorite gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I'm a cute innocent indie boy, that's what I'm saying. What the fuck?!?!? Did you really just call yourself a cute indie boy?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 What the fuck?!?!? Did you really just call yourself a cute indie boy?!? I only repeat what I'm told. Also I meant in the personality my face is beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I know you're not suppose to kiss somebody you don't love Well, I'm going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 ok ok. i don't think eric is a full blown troll. he is real. but i think he turns up the "i'm 15" sometimes just to fuck with us. don't kiss someone you don't love. lolololololo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 ok ok. i don't think eric is a full blown troll. he is real. but i think he turns up the "i'm 15" sometimes just to fuck with us. don't kiss someone you don't love. lolololololo No I stand by that I got it from: Le Petit Soldat (1963) Expect I consider love as in you love them as a friend, I'll never sleep with girls I met at the bar and have one night stands, but if a cute girl who I'm friends with wants to sit on my face, she can. billya 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Eric, I think you spend too much time on tumblr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 ...stop. You are trying way too hard at being indie if you're taking your life's morals off a 60's french film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 ...stop. You are trying way too hard at being indie if you're taking your life's morals off a 60's french film. I'm not trying to be indie, I just base my rule off of that. People tell me I'm indie, and trendy and hip, I don't try to be it just come naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I'll finally admit I was wrong. Eric is simply a troll. A very dedicated troll, but a troll nonetheless. museummouth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlettingjoe Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Oh when this girl gets not grounded I'm going to invite her over and we're going to make out, but in a playfully way I'm not a slut. She's cute and I've know her for 3 years and we always kinda flirt but it doesn't mean anything and it's going to be a one time thing so excited! if you're young enough to get grounded, you're not old enough to kiss or fuck. #cute #boy #indie HxChile_ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 My new favorite gif. I wish I knew what it was from. It's brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 if you're young enough to get grounded, you're not old enough to kiss or fuck. #cute #boy #indie I never said I was going all the way I'm surprised I've gotten this far I'll do who ever I want when I want (with her proper consent of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Whenever I read Eric's posts, I have to make sure no sharp objects are around me because all of his posts makes me want to stab myself in the eyes so I don't have to put myself through reading his complete and utter nonsense. jhook and circuit bored records 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I love that this kid's posts are so infuriating to you people...puts a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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